No.1 - Run with her on the beach.
No.2 - Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
No.3 - Never talk about other girls infront of her.
No.4 - Learn to play the guitar for her.
No.5 - Comfort her when she’s scared.
No.6 - Watch the sunset with her.
No.7 - If she can’t sleep, read her a bedtime story.
No.8 - If you get in a fight with her and she starts
crying, just stop and hold her.
No.9 - Never force her to do anything.
No.10 - Call her beautiful, especially when she least
expects it.
No.11 - Never let her walk home alone.
No.12 - Play with her hair when she’s laying on your
chest.
No.13 - Always make the first move.
No.14 - Never lie to her, she’ll find out.
No.15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
No.16 - Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice
is. ..she’ll like it.
No.17 - When she’s fighting with someone, defend her
even when you don’t think she’s right.
No.18 - Accept her for who she is.
No.19 - Call her beautiful instead of hot nor sexy.
No.20 - Don’t let go first during a hug.
No.21 - Tell her if she has something in her hair.
No.22 - Tell her you love her before she sleeps every
night.
No.23 - Never go through her messages.
No.24 - Making her look bad infront of your friends will
make you look bad, too.
No.25 - Always have her back.
No.26 - Kiss her in the rain.
No.27 - Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
No.28 - Stay on the call with her even if she fell
asleep.
No.29 - Let her fall asleep in your arms.
No.30 - Give her piggyback rides.
No.31 - Call her babe.
No.32 - Apologize when you’re wrong.
No.33 - Always open the door for her.
No.34 - b00bs or butts doesn’t matter.
No.35 - Notice the little things.
No.36 - Give her flowers.
No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.
No.38 - Be confident.
No.39 - Don’t swear.
No.40 - Carry things for her.
No.41 - Always be the stronger one.
No.42 - Pay for dinner.
No.43 - Hold her chair.
No.44 - Be a good listener.
No.45 - Don’t brag.
No.46 - Compliment her.
No.47 - Don’t use her.
No.48 - Respect her.
No.49 - Perform random acts of kindness.
No.50 - Never take her for granted.
No.51 - Give her breakfast in bed.
No.52 - Hang out with her friends too, not just yours.
No.53 - Do whatever it takes to make her happy.
No.54 - She’s more important than video games.
No.55 - Don’t make a promise if you’re going to break
it.
No.56 - If she slaps you, you probably deserved it.
No.57 - She should have three things from you; your
sweatshirt, a stuffed animal and a really pretty ring.
No.58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
No.59 - If they complain that something hurts, rub it
for them without being asked.
No.60 - Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
No.61 - Hug her from the back.
No.62 - Never insult her, even if you’re joking around.
No.63 - Never miss a date.
No.64 - Try your best to get her something on your
vacation. (it doesn’t have to be expensive, as long as
it’s from the heart)
No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for
you. (it will mean the world to her)
No.66 - Never ask her to buy you things.
No.67 - If you love her, show her, not your friends.
No.68 - Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick
flicks. (you might even like it)
No.69 - When she’s sick, don’t neglect her.
No.70 - Reply her texts.
No.71 - Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
No.72 - Never be late for a date.
No.73 - Unexpected surprises.
No.74 - When both of you are in a fight, take the
blame even if she’s wrong.
No.75 - Listen to what she has to say.
No.76 - If you know she loves you, don’t play with her
emotions and take advantage of it.
No.77 - When she refuses to talk to you because you
did something to upset her,insist and make up for it.
No.78 - Make her feel like a princess.
No.79 - Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the
street.
No.80 - When she drops something, stop whatever
you’re doing to help her.
No.81 - Never let her down of blow her off.
No.82 - Treat her like your best friend.
No.83 - Kiss the back of her hand.
No.84 - Love her when she least deserves it — that’s
when she needs it the most.
No.85 - Tell her your stories and feelings too. She
wants to hear them. Promise.
No.86 - Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings,
she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding
out later.
No.87 - Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug
me”.
No.88 - Believe her and believe in her.
No.89 - Always listen to what she has to say.
No.90 - Good grammar is sexy.
No.91 - Look her in the eyes.
No.92 - Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
No.93 - Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
No.94 - Have pillow fights with her.
No.95 - Never talk bad behind her back.
No.96 - Never be a jerk to her infront of her friends.
No.97 - Never go to parties or hang out with other
girls without her.
No.98 - Never make excuses.
No.99 - Don’t talk to her when you’re mad. (you will
screw something up)
No.100 - Don’t try to keep anything from her.
No.101 - Slip sweet notes in her locker. (they will
make her day)
No.102 - Never let a day pass without saying ‘I love
you’ to her.
No.103 - Always protect her from any kind of harm.
No.104 - Never give her a reason to think that she’s
the man in the relationship.
No.105 - Grand gestures.
No.106 - Kiss her under the stars.
No.107 - Love her unconditionally.
No.108 - Make her an album of the songs that reminds
you of her.
No.109 - Never lead her on if you know nothing’s
going to happen.
No.110 - Never answer “Does this make me look fat?”
question. (it’s a trick)
No.111 - If you love her, never let her slip away.
No.112 - Your warmth soothes her heart.
No.113 - When going out, don’t ask her what she
wants to do, take charge and decide.
No.114 - Smile and laugh at her jokes, even if they
aren’t funny.
No.115 - If you don’t have time for her, make time for
her.
No.116 - Always be available for her.
No.117 - If you love her, tell her before it’s too late.
No.118 - Never forget an anniversary.
No.119 - When you’re around her, always make her
feel like you’re her first and last.
No.120 - It’s the little compliments that means alot to
her.
No.121 - Show her off infront of you or her friends.
No.122 - When she’s tired, carry her.
No.123 - Never accuse.
No.124 - Do it because you want to, not because you
want something back in return.
No.125 - Actions speak louder than words.
No.126 - Have those I-love-you-more-fights. (she
thinks it’s cute)
No.127 - Don’t say whatever when you are arguing.
(it’ll make her more mad)
No.128 - Never blame her for your mistakes.
No.129 - She loves that cute smirk. Promise.
No.130 - A gentleman is one who never hurts
anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
No.131 - No more bro’s before ho’s. Well respected
women, before bro’s.
No.132 - Don’t go anywhere without kissing her
goodbye.
No.133 - Hold the door for every girl, attractive or not.
No.134 - Try to write a song for her, even if you’re not
musically inclined. (she’ll love it no matter what)
No.135 - Text her good morning to have her day start
with a smile.
No.136 - She comes first. Always.
No.137 - Never let her forget how much she means to
you.
No.138 - Never let her fall asleep waiting for your call.
No.139 - Her “nothing” is always something.
No.140 - Never tell a girl she doesn’t understand.
Ever. Chances are she does.
No.141 - Forehead kisses.
No.142 - Have a day for just you and her, she loves
the one on one time.
No.143 - Have tickle fights with her (but let her win)
No.144 - Dance with her even when there’s no music
on.
No.145 - Stay up, even if you are tired to talk or chat
with her.
No.146 - Never give her a reason to doubt your
feelings for her.
No.147 - Never reject her kisses or hugs.
No.148 - Don’t text or call her just because you’re
bored.
No.149 - Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her
sentence.
No.150 - Love her for who she is, not for who you want
her to be.
No.151- When she pushes you away, pull her in closer.
No.152- Call her love. It sounds classy.
No.153- Tuck her hair behind her ear.
No.154- Never compare her with your ex-girlfriends.
She is incomparable.
No.155- Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find
things out.
No.156- If you fall in love with her, tell her. Just be
prepared to catch her.
No.157- In the middle of a hug, squeeze a little harder.
(she’ll love it, promise)
No.158- A gentleman always cheers for his hometown
team. Win or lose.
No.159- A gentleman respects every women in his life.
If you can’t respect your own mother, forget about
respecting your girlfriend.
No.160- Stupid lame jokes; awkwardly adorable
moments.
No.161- A gentleman never hits a girl, ever.
No.162- A gentleman always thinks before he says.
No.163- A gentleman is never rude.
No.164- A gentleman never breaks a promise.
No.165- Don’t try to out dress a woman. She should
be the center of attention and should now feel that
she’s under dressed.
No.166- A gentleman always dresses well.
No.167- Don’t just talk the talk.
No.168- Look people in the eyes when you greet them
and shake their hand.
No.169- Never cut someone off.
No.170- If you’re trying to have a relationship, let the
woman know. If you’re not, and you’re just trying to
hit, let them know that, too.
No.171- Open doors. Pull out chairs. Let her order first.
Simple manners.
No.172- No, she doesn’t look fat in the dress. Yes,
even if she does.
No.173- Give girls a little extra respect.
No.174- Secret rooftop meetings never gets old.
No.175- Calling her “baby,” will make her melt every
time. Promise.
No.176- When listening to the radio, if a love song
comes on, squeeze her hand tighter.
No.177- Your girlfriend is not the prettiest of them all,
because in your eyes, she should be the only one who
is pretty.
No.178- Confidence is sexy. Cockiness is not.
No.179- Hold her while she cries, nothing feels better.
No.180- When hugging her, lift her off her feet and
spin her around. (she’ll love it.)
No.181- Always maintain eye contact. It lets her know
that you are only paying attention to her.
No.182- If you make her bite her lip, know that you’re
doing a damn good job at whatever you’re doing.
No.183- Hold her tight, she won’t want you to let go.
No.184- Make holding her hand too tight be the only
way you can hurt her.
No.185- Kisses aren’t everything; never
underestimate the power of a good hug.
No.186- Play with her fingers, she loves the way your
hand touches hers.
No.187- Grand gestures and complimenting the little
things aren’t opposites. Do both.
No.188- Don’t tell her your love is forever unless you
have no doubt it is.
No.189- Tell her all your sweet memories together.
She’ll be smiling all day long knowing that you
remember every single moment you’re together.
No.190- If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s
easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you
won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy
enough.
No.191- A man’s biggest mistake is giving another
man an opportunity to make his woman smile. If you
love her, you shouldn’t be giving any guy that chance.
It should be you making her smile.
No.192- Every gentleman should have at least one
suit in his closet.
No.193- Good look’s just a bonus if you have a great
personality.
No.194- If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it
took every ounce of courage in her to say that. Idiot,
don’t take her for granted.
No.195- A gentleman should always have one good
watch on his wrist. It’s a mark of character and
dignity.
No.196- Gentlemen, wear a belt. It’s called underwear
for a reason.
No.197- Don’t try to outdress a woman. She should be
the center of attention and should not feel that she’s
underdressed.
No.198- Being open-minded and aware of the world
around you shows class and sophistication, but avoid
seeming pretentious by being modest instead of
showing off what you know.
No.199- Don’t ask about the last guy she was with.
Being competitive is a young man’s game.
No.200- Avoid public fights with your woman. Keep
things private to let her know there’s an exclusive
world that you and her share.
No.201- Avoid unnecessary use of expletives in public,
especially in the presence of a woman you’re trying to
impress.
No.202- If you want to leave her, leave her breathless.
If you want to lie, lie next to her. If you want to let go,
let go of your pride and pursue her.
No.203- Boasting about your intelligence isn’t
attractive, neither is downplaying it.
No.204- Always keep the balance between obsession
and apathy. Make her feel important but give her
some space when she needs it.
No.205- Gentlemen, be aware that the line between
confidence and arrogance is extremely thin.
No.206- Every girl wants that feeling of being wanted
and belonged too. So gentlemen, give it to her. Give
her your undivided attention, the best that you can
give and offer her, and the best of the best that you
know she deserves.
No.207- Always kiss your lady’s hand. It will make her
feel like a queen.
No.208- Apologize. You are not degrading yourself,
you are showing that you care for that person’s
feelings.
No.209- Don’t tell her you love her unless you really
mean it. She might do something crazy, like believe it.
No.210- Nice guys finish last because they put their
ladies first.
No.211- Don’t waste your time looking for all the
wrong ones, when you already have the right one.
No.212- Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to
multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. So, if
your give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
No.213- Chivalry is very much alive. Just because a
girl acts like she doesn’t care for those small things,
inside she’s really looking for it.
No.214- Don’t bring up how many girls you’ve been
with; it will not make you look better nor will it
impress her.
No.215- Tell her nobody’s perfect, but she is as perfect
as they come.
No.216- Allow your lady to walk ahead of you, not all
over you.
No.217- Don’t tell her you love her, if you have
another girl by your side.
No.218- A girl’s dream is to own something that
belongs to you. When she has that, she feels extra
close to you.
No.219- If you feel as if you’d die for her, live in such a
way that she would know.
No.220- Go ahead, take a punch for her, give one if
necessary, just make sure she wasn’t the one that got
hurt.
No.221- Sometimes you shouldn’t have to ask how
she’s doing. Read the signs: look into her eyes.
No.222- Remember, whenever she finishes a sentence
with “I’ve never told anyone that before,” make sure
to never forget.
No.223- Real men never stop trying to show a girl how
much she means to him, even after he’s got her.
No.224- Kiss her nose.
No.225- Give her something to tell her friends about.
No.226- A gentleman doesn’t need to hit a woman to
feel like a “man”. After all, he is a gentle man.
No.227- If she worries about you, it just means she
cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you
should be worried.
No.228- When she starts to let go during a hug, pull
her even closer and hug her even tighter.
No.229- Just because she has dated douchebags
doesn’t mean there isn’t any chance for a nice guy.
No.230- Don’t flip out when your girlfriend wonders
who you’re with or what you’re doing. It means she
cares and she’s actually afraid to lose you to someone
else.
No.231- “Don’t date the most beautiful girl in the
world, date the girl who makes your world the most
beautiful.”
No.232- Spill your heart out to her; if she loves you
she’ll love to listen.
No.233- “Anyone can be heroic form time to time, but
a gentleman is something you have to be all the
time.” -Luigi Pirandello
No.234- A boy makes his girl jealous of other women.
A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
No.235- A true gentleman should never take
advantage of any lady.
No.236- When you’re holding hands, squeeze hers
from time to time. It will surely make her look at you
and smile.
No.237- When she rubs her arms with both hands, it’s
another sign of saying, “Hug me, make me warm.”
No.238- Remember, she loves you for you. So don’t try
to go around changing yourself just to impress her.
No.239- When you say ‘I love you’, say it in a way
she’ll want to hear it. Look her in the eyes; grasp her
hand; and lean close to her, so she knows you’re truly
serious.
No.240- If you aren’t treating her right, don’t be mad
when somebody else does.
No.241- Never ever make a girl feel anything less than
perfect.
No.242- A gentleman never lies to his woman. Ever.
No.243- A gentleman should always give up his seat
for the elderly.
No.244- You came from a woman. So you have no
right to disrespect one.
No.245- Hold her when she’s crying and tell her that
everything’s going to be okay.
No.246- A gentleman can recognize it when he loses a
fight. Know the difference between standing up for
yourself and being a fool.
No.247- There are so many fishes in the sea. Do not
settle until you have found your mermaid.
No.248- A gentleman only lies to his woman if it
involves surprising her.
No.249- If you break up with her, check up on her
every once in a while to make sure she’s alright.
No.250- A gentleman admits when he’s wrong, and
stands his ground when he is right.
No.251- A gentleman respects a woman’s boundaries.
No.252- Fall in love with her flaws. Everything else will
be a plus.
No.253- It doesn’t matter how many fights you two
may get into. If you truly do love her, it should never
matter. Ever.
No.254- Love her when she least deserves it because
that’s when she needs it most.
No.255- Honesty. She’ll respect you even more.
No.256- Be the one who stays by her side and protects
her. Especially when no one else does.
No.257- Tell her she’s beautiful everyday. You don’t
know how much that will mean to her.
No.258- A gentleman doesn’t just tell his lady he
loves her, he shows it.
No.259- Any lady just wants you to be a well-
mannered gentleman that treats others right.
No.260- A gentleman is always a gentleman and
nothing less.
No.261- Before speaking your concerns, give them
thought, then do so appropriately.
No.262- “I love you” means nothing if you don’t
sincerely mean it.
No.263- Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not
mean anything to you, it could mean everything to
them.
No.264- Pretty and sexy is not the same as beautiful.
No.265- She deserves the best. Even if you’re not
meant to be the man to give it to her.
No.266- A kiss is nothing unless it is backed up
feelings for her.
No.267- Chivalry never died, the gentleman in you
did.
No.268- A good gentleman treats his mother like a
queen and treats you the same.
No.269- Just because you’ve stopped talking to each
other doesn’t mean you’re not on her mind.
No.270- Don’t make her feel special when she’s
actually not. Avoid false hope.
No.271- If she’s responsible for your smile, then be
responsible with her heart.
No.272- A true man’s heart knows no distance.
No.273- Never, ever give her a reason to feel
threatened by another woman.
No.274- A good gentleman is smart, but a great
gentleman is well-educated.
No.275- Remember, she has a past too. Don’t hold it
against her.
No.276- You need to have your favourite song. The
one that reminds you how it all began. Make sure she
never forgets it.
No.277- Never make her stay up all night waiting for
your call, and have to realize late at night that you
aren’t going to call.
No.278- Don’t underestimate the power of a hug. It
can turn her day around.
No.279- If she leans against you, hug her. She wants
to be held.
No.280- Calm, cool and composed. All characteristics
a gentleman possesses.
No.281- If you love her, remember that on the bad
days.
No.282- Chivalry will never run out of style.
No.283- Men are supposed to lead, not lead on.
No.284- Never miss a chance to tell her you love her
because you never know when it’ll be your last.
No.285- Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man
is a matter of age. But, being a gentleman is a matter
of choice.
No.286- Hold her tighter, kiss her harder and love her
more as everyday goes by.
No.287- Treat everybody equally. Their sexual
orientation should not matter.
No.288- A gentleman never pursues an already taken
woman.
No.289- Good morning texts.
No.290- Be a lady’s man, not a ladies man.
No.291- Chivalry is a beautiful, genuine thing. It will
never die.
No.292- Make her your everything in front of
everyone, everytime.
No.293- The acknowledgement of a gentleman is
found through his actions and the word in which he
gives.
No.294- Ladies first.
No.295- She chose to be with you, don’t test her.
No.296- An already taken gentleman never pursues
another woman.
No.297- A gentleman never has to tell anyone he is
gentleman.
No.298- Love her through life, through death, and
even after that.
No.299- Never make a promise you can’t keep.
No.300- Don’t hold anything against her, especially
her mistakes.
No.301- A gentleman knows that if it ever comes to
that, he can let go of her, but he will never forget her.
No.302- A gentleman knows when to call her sexy,
and when to let her know she’s beautiful.
No.303- Spending time with your lady is all well and
good, but a gentleman never forgets his friends.
No.304- Chivalry and respect are as natural to a
gentleman as breathing. They should not require
effort.
No.305- Trust will make or break your relationship.
No.306- A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your
shirt to get a better view of your heart.
No.307- Treat every woman the way you’d want your
daughter to be treated.
No.308- A gentleman knows that it takes what won
her, to keep her.
No.309- A gentleman should not abuse power, but
they shouldn’t forget that they have it.
No.310- Practice what you preach. It’s as simple as
that.
No.311- By respecting the boundary between being
close friends and flirting, you’re respecting your lady.
No.312- Treat your lady like you treat your Tumblr,
give her all your time, love and respect.
No.313- It doesn’t have to be her birthday or
Valentine’s Day. Show up at her door with a rose, a
blanket and a picnic table.
No.314- A gentleman should not easily let his woman
slip his sight, but he should know her freedom of
space.
No.315- A gentleman should always treat a girl well,
before they are together, and after as well.
No.316- Chivalry is the only “wingman” you need.
No.317- Add a genuine “how are you’ to your
greetings and an “I’m there for you” to your
goodbyes.
No.318- If you care about her, chase after her.
No.319- A gentleman shouldn’t strive to make his girl
jealous, but to make others jealous of his girl.
No.320- Just show her that you care.
No.321- A gentleman must know how to take care of
himself as well.
No.322- Don’t leave her because of long distance. The
absence makes the heart grow fonder.
No.323- The trick to being a gentleman is making her
feel like a lady.
No.324- Texting her “good morning beautiful”
instantly puts her in a good mood. It lets her know
that she is the first thing you think about when you
wake up in the morning.
No.325- Be yourself, because by being yourself you
could possibly be everything that she needs.
No.326- Sometimes she’s just waiting for you to make
the first move.
No.327- A gentleman never allows himself to come
second to another, and knows when he has to move
on.
No.328- Play games, not ladies.
No.329- Always tell the truth.
No.330- Love is like a wheel, it has its ups and downs.
But in the end you’ll find out it’s still meant to last
forever.
No.331- A gentleman should be honest to everyone,
including himself, at all time.
No.332- A true gentleman will do anything to make
his girl happy.
No.333- Never talk about past big loves, it will only
make her think she needs to live up to it.
No.334- Fall for her harder everyday.
No.335- A gentleman knows that once you have her,
you keep her.
No.336- Don’t go to sleep unless everything is okay
between you and your lady.
No.337- Second chances mean that she loves you too
much to leave, don’t do anything to change that.
Return the favour.
No.338- A gentleman should tell his lady every night
before he goes to sleep just exactly how much she
means to him.
No.339- Being a gentleman isn’t a form of courtship,
it’s a way of life.
No.340- The sexiest curve on her body is her smile.
No.341- Don’t ever break her trust in any way,
because you will never fully gain it back.
No.342- Cheating is never okay. There is no
justification for it. Just don’t.
No.343- The way a gentleman treats his mother, is a
pretty good indicator of how he will treat his lady.
No.344- Late night conversations is something every
girl likes.
No.345- If you truly love her, you’d want what’s best
for her; whether it includes you or not.
No.346- Don’t ever make a lady cry.
No.347- Stay calm and be her man.
No.348- Don’t settle for someone that doesn’t treat
you the best they can. You always deserve 100% of
someone’s love.
No.349- Never underestimate a lady’s will power.
No.350- Show her that chivalry isn’t dead.
No.351- Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is
what makes the ride worthwhile.
No.352- Saying sorry doesn’t fix the problem. It’s what
you do after that truly counts.
No.353- Don’t make promises you can’t keep, it’s not
fair to her.
No.354- A real gentleman is well versed when it
comes to poetry.
No.355- A true gentleman only gives for the sake of
giving, never expecting anything in return.
No.356- Give her reasons to believe, not to doubt.
No.357- Simple good night and good morning text
messages are highly appreciated.
No.358- Don’t talk about other girls, when you have a
girlfriend. Make her feel like she is your only one,
because she should be.
No.359- A gentleman attracts the attention of many,
but only has eyes for his own lady.
No.360- A lady would rather be hurt with the truth,
than with a lie.
No.361- A gentleman always reminds his lady how
much she means to him, even though she won’t
forget.
No.362- The worst thing you could do to a girl is
compare her to another girl.
No.363- Remind her of how beautiful she is, every now
and then.
No.364- A gentleman knows that it is often the simple
gestures that mean the most.
No.365- A true gentleman should always trust his
woman, because if you were truly in love, there is no
reason to think she’d betray you.
No.366- A true gentleman won’t judge by looks but by
heart.
No.367- Never date an ex’s best friend; chances are
that will ruin their friendship and quite possibly end
your new relationship.
No.368- Say nice things to her because you mean
them, not just because she wants to hear them.
No.369- A gentleman knows to let his past make him
better not bitter.
No.370- Kiss her like it is your first kiss, everytime.
No.371- Put some effort into the conversation.
No.372- When she cries, don’t say a thing, just hold
her tight, and make her feel safe.
No.373- Compliments feel better when they’re
genuine and unexpected. The more girls you call
beautiful, the less impact it has.
No.374- A true gentleman will admit when he is
wrong.
No.375- Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time
to look for other woman because they’re too busy
looking for new ways to love their own.

Jesus is Lord!!!!

crazy!

This write up is very classy. If not on front page, I'm quiting nairaland

Damn, seriously, do u expect anyone to read all this?? I mean, this is lyk 10 pages of my Engineering Maths

O.M.G!!! What is this?

Bia op,who do you expect to read this rubbish?
Mtcheeeew!!




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speeder: This write up is very classy. If not on front page, I'm quiting nairaland

You won't be missed!

I hope the OP got banned. Did he really expect anyone to read this nonsense through?

Mynd_44: I hope the OP got banned. Did he really expect anyone to read this nonsense through?

Why should the OP be banned? Even Seun is cramming this points so he could put them to practice.

Are there 375 things a woman should be doing? There's no way I can accept 375 things without reciprocating. Selfish is an understatement lol.

Zulele: Why should the OP be banned? Even Seun is cramming this points so he could put them to practice.

Abi? I never would have known he was in this thread if you hadn't mentioned him.

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Creative moniker.

ogugua88:

Abi? I never would have known he was in this thread if you hadn't mentioned him.

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Creative moniker.

Impersonation in a nice way

An old man came with 10 commandments , we broke it that very nite it was made.
Just last week some rascal came with 23 more , we gave him our piece of mind ,
And now you with 375 , do u expect us to read that , not to talk of keeping them.
I prefer the dude who came up with just 2, one of which read ' love ur neighbor especially if she is a girl ' or something like that.

What da fucccck is all that?

Balderdash!!!.
But from another perspective, they are true. Those are the rules Gentlemenmugus abide by.
In my own case,Rules are made to be broken.
Suffice it to say that Fela has aptly described my case correctly by singing"me I no be gentleman at all ooooo 2x"

Bet seriously, did someone sit down and type all that. Who thought up those laws? Don't people have hobbies?

Kai, i got to num one hundred and thirty something of the novel d op posted...and i went wtf?! Dis is damn too long.
But seriously, i love 'em, very romantic,..if my dude could do all dat.
I wish someone can post d ones a girl can do for her bf..only it shouldn't be 375tinz! Wtf?!

^^
You read that much? Shocked

@op thought you were joking with the topic sef.... All the same kudos to your gentlemen rule....

I'm a lady but I could nt read thru all that. Are women that complicated

^^
nope the OP is just discombubulated

This is why i hate the copy and paste abilities of phone browsers!
I'm a gentleman by nature, i dont need no rules.

goodness me.... what the hell is this how on earth do you expect someone to read all of this!!!

na wa o!

waste of database

OAM4J: na wa o!

Can you please ban the OP

Soo_cool: I slept off while reading it and now I can't find my laptop!
@op, u caused this and you must get a new one 4 me.

Why don't you politely BEG for a laptop cos it obvious u really need one! The OP didn't do anything!

@ Topic,
Common OP, my dad didn't have to read all this but still treats my mama with love n kindness!.. 375?? cnt read, won't read!

I refuse to believe that even the OP read this