Hahahahahaha............ WAT A SPECIE!!

frank3.16:
Girls will never cease to amaze me. Pls how did he convince u to even go out with him? What line did he really use. Are u also a bush girl?

Ok, let's hear what u love about him.

950k buyin ordinary 2nd hand audi 80 car

isn't it obvious to you that the dude is rich. What was your question again?

Girls can never b satisfied. Next you will hear is my boyfriend likes girls too much, or my boyfriend is a mommy's boy, or my boy friend joystick is too small, or that my boyfrnd is too rich and or that my boy friend cannot dress well. Seriously, women, you are the causes of all problems in ur marriage, because u ladies don't seem to understand what y'all really want. Confused creatures. SMH

oluafolabi: Lmao!!!!! **I don die ooooo** heheheheheheheheheheh... .

**Back to topic.. Are you sure that your bf hasn't been jazzed??.. For real oo.. This symptoms he is exhibiting are the first steps.. The next one will be to leave his job and start farming in the village and you will be the faithful wife that will give him fresh palm wine when he is back .

Heheheheheh.. I wish you patience and goodluck ..cheers!!!

Hahahahahaha! Medicine after Death

shymexx:

If they're not compatible, she should leave the guy in peace - rather than ridicule him for being himself in cyber space... Judging by the rant the OP posted, she wasn't seeking honest advice, she just came on here to ridicule the guy... And she had a field day with other posters ridiculing the guy for being himself..

so true!

The post is quite funny but i'll definitely feel bad if that dude was somebody i know.

OP, free the guy! He's just being himself. If he fancies chewing garlic, that's his preference. If he likes Audi 80, it's still his choice. If you don't want to be part of his life, by all means move on.

solidbroda: Girls can never b satisfied. Next you will hear is my boyfriend likes girls too much, or my boyfriend is a mommy's boy, or my boy friend joystick is too small, or that my boyfrnd is too rich and or that my boy friend cannot dress well. Seriously, women, you are the causes of all problems in ur marriage, because u ladies don't seem to understand what y'all really want. Confused creatures. SMH

I asked my girl same thing.till today she doesn't know what she wants.smh for ladies

Chai! Dis topic swit die. Gurl ma advice is love him more.

hilarious stuff!

Oya send him to the museum...he'll be of great use... ;DOya send him to the museum...he'll be of great use...

It worried her?

Stori continues....part 2 pliz...

ehen...i suspected as much..CR uses jazz 2 play football, even lionel messi is the chairman of wizards...at least i av a living witness in the OP's boyfriend...

pple say women change men...but in this case, its obvious it's his way of life...if @ 29, and after 3years of dating him, he's like that, my dear, its either u move on or u continue enduring...3yrs no be beans sha...

I guess this op wants people to be banned because after reading this crap all I can think of is what is this doing on front page? And how will it reduce the price of you know what! And you say he is a graduate? Of what if I may ask?

follow him go village......chai o boy..... no fit do dt kind of thing oo....

she should take it easy wt him, later he will get over it

Coldfeet: I guess this op wants people to be banned because after reading this crap all I can think of is what is this doing on front page? And how will it reduce the price of you know what! And you say he is a graduate? Of what if I may ask?

it deserves to be in the front page joooor!!!

@pweery just 2 simple questions I would appreciate your answer.

1.What do u guys talk about when you are out on date? What does he/you enjoy talking about? past/present/future/progress or all?

2.Does he embrace technology seeing he's a graduate?

Who told him old cars are better ?

Hehehehehehe! #SomersaultsIntoGrave

Just break up

pweeryambre: We are in the 3rd year of our relationship. And i knew he grew up from the village and was trained by his grandmother(very old woman) although he has been displaying some annoying local champion attitude from the begining, i over looked it and thot that it would change with time, but recently its getting so annoying dat its begining to embarasse me u wont even believ he is a graduate.he is just 29.
He wil not take proper medication to cure his sickness. he wil go down to village to hav one native doctor beat out wat dey call pin from his body. Atimes ordinary malaria wil last a whole month in his body as a result. Always chewin garlik and all sorts of local herb which leaves his mouth smellin funny all d time.
Dosent beliv in romance anymore , our sex life has bcome so rigid, he just want to f**k without any form of 4play. Says romance is for d white man.
He prefers d company of very old piple or very small boys dat just left sec skul and says his mates dosent know wat dey r doing,,, dis is coming from sombody dat belives C ronaldo uses charm to play football
. He Dresses funny atimes. And his views on life generally is archaic.the other day we visited a married couple friends of ours and dey served us springles potatotoe snack and he just flong the thin away saying dat its food for pigeons dat dey shuld boil yam for him to eat wit red oil,which dey did. Althou we laughed at it. I was just embarassed. I dont even want to talk abt how he spent overr 950k buyin ordinary 2nd hand audi 80 car, just because he belives dat an old model car is better than new model. even though he complaind bitterly of bein broke.
now he says he wants to park and go and live in the village dat i shuld join him. I m thinking of dumping him cos dis is not wat i want in a man, but d only thin is dat he is too handsome.and he has a good heart.

Can't believe i just hit my head against the wall. What!!! Hey lass pardon my reply. This for me is just complete fun nothing to say

alaric saltzman:

it deserves to be in the front page joooor!!!

if he says c.ronaldo uses jazz to play ball.. Then messi is using oputo to play ball

OMG! This is ridiculously funny

I don't know what's wrong with some girls sef. You knew all these before you went ahead to marry him and now you're whining. STFU and live with it.

pendo89: @pweery just 2 simple questions I would appreciate your answer.

1.What do u guys talk about when you are out on date? What does he/you enjoy talking about? past/present/future/progress or all?

2.Does he embrace technology seeing he's a graduate?

This has to be the dumbest question ever... Can't you see your question is oxymoronic??

kpolli: Just break up

never a solution¤my bestfrnds bf used to be atypical of that dude the young lady just narrated but today they have the best love life any gal would ever wish for¤when I asked how she did it,simple she replied!I made him the kind of man I needed in him,she went further to state how she taught him a lot of things and even when he frowned at them all she would simply tell him I love u and that's why am here for you.she got him nice outfits and took time to explain how he should use them,atimes she purposely prepared what ops bf termed a white man food in d guys house and taught him how to use cutleries and why he needed such meals,my gf is the most loyal person av ever come across so even when the guy was gonna scream and shout and hate she still smilled and made him calm down.my dear op make ur bf the kind of man u want him to[my gfs bf was even worse]but today its all a story.correct him in love,be a mother and a friend and a sjister and I bet he would change•just don't frown wen he displays those he's archaic behaviour and use every opportunity to teach him,eg when he did what he did during your visit to your marid friend did you sit him down when u got home and explain why he shudnt av done what he did?or why he shud av just simply said thank you and maybe eat a little from the meal even if he didn't like it?did u take time to tell him that such things would make people loose respect for him?my dear if my friend of just about 21 years of age could make the best out of a man am sure you can do better•cheers

There is alway a Sense in nonSENSE. Abeg, if you love your bf talk to him about the issue and break up the relationship only if you don't love him. He likes your lifestyle thats why you guys are still together,and you are really there to be social when he is not.

Endure the 'cons' to enjoy the 'pro'. There is no perfect man on earth(even those telling u to break-up are not perfect) or do you think you can find one?!