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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Tgirl4real(f): 2:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
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The book of life.

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Ayatullah(m): 2:37pm On Oct 10, 2012
A collection of books from different sources which leaves biblical scholars even more confused.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by alameenLM(m): 2:37pm On Oct 10, 2012
Versions of little truth that has unfortunately been adultrated by man & his desires
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by albacete(m): 2:40pm On Oct 10, 2012
uj_sizzle: The Believers' Constitution.

Yeah! That's the best summary. U must be filled with the Holy Spirit.

I know say Atheists and Satanists go plenty for here.

I know for sure that there are four last things, 3 of which will happen to all mankind:
Death
Judgement
Heaven or
Hell.

The Bible is the living Word of God acting in the lives of true christians.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by idugbe(m): 2:44pm On Oct 10, 2012
'Love the Lord God with all your heart & mind, and love your neighbor as your self.'

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by babylast(f): 2:44pm On Oct 10, 2012
yesterday meets today, a daily guide
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 2:45pm On Oct 10, 2012
a collection of irrelevant negating stone-age stories.

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by SlyIg(f): 2:47pm On Oct 10, 2012
The Holy Bible is the Christian's manual
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Sagamite(m): 2:49pm On Oct 10, 2012
The world and life is very complex and hard for an average human to comprehend and make useful deductions.

The bible, and other major holy books, simplify the complexity to the intellectual level of the senseless and intellectually handicapped in our midst (who are a majority) and help us control them. The simplification does not have to be accurate, it just has to be meaningful for their intellectual level and help them cope far better with the complexities their brains can never work out.

The good thing is that, by and large, the major religions simplify it in such a way it expects these handicapped majority to be positive to society. Obviously little errors of what "positive" is does exist and the errors varies by religion, with some not being as good a religion than others. But that said, they all (the major religions) contribute positively to the world we live it even after removing their negatives.

The only major problem is the multiplicity, that is where we have problems. Different religions and ideologies clashing and fighting themselves. But it is not feasible to have only one as humans think differently and are complex, so we have to cope with the multiplicity.

In order of decreasing adequacy, this is what I think is best for the world if all possibilities were feasible:

- One religion and one denomination of that religion (I would go for Jainism as representative of the most best fit spectrum of the acceptable major religion that can be useful, and Islam as the least best fit end of the spectrum)
- Multiple religions (as we have it now, with occassional problems)
- No religion (Will lead to total chaos!)
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 2:50pm On Oct 10, 2012
Story Book Reality!!!
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Ramtzy: 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2012
Bible as a divine book, from the first page of Genesis to the last page of Revelation the word "Bible" can never be found. What an Irony...
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2012
...JESUS CHRIST... The whole of scripture points to him
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by basty: 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2012
A book of Knowledge of God that knows the begining and the end.

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by basty: 2:56pm On Oct 10, 2012
A book of Knowledge that knows the begining and the end.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by hypergig(m): 3:02pm On Oct 10, 2012
An abused book subjected to various misguided interpretations..

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by uduoyibo(f): 3:02pm On Oct 10, 2012
In one sentence the Bible contains the Mind of God, the state of man, the way of salvation, the doom of sinners and the happiness of believers.

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Acef(f): 3:03pm On Oct 10, 2012
GOD IN A WRITTEN FORM.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by BOT4WHAT: 3:03pm On Oct 10, 2012
The bible is a divine guidance that directs believers(Born again) paths to the Creator of mankind.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 3:05pm On Oct 10, 2012
A political book meant to keep man in darkness and confusion

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Starlett: 3:08pm On Oct 10, 2012
The word of God which contains the mind of God, the Love of Christ, the state of Man, the Way of Salvation, the doom of sinners, and the happiness of believers!

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by AyaSammy(f): 3:13pm On Oct 10, 2012
Danchiks: B - Blessed
I - Information
B - Bringing
L - Life
E - Eternal

You got it right.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Sagamite(m): 3:14pm On Oct 10, 2012
uduoyibo: In one sentence the Bible contains the Mind of God, the state of man, the way of salvation, the doom of sinners and the happiness of believers.

Starlett: The word of God which contains the mind of God, the Love of Christ, the state of Man, the Way of Salvation, the doom of sinners, and the happiness of believers!

This is why I love religion. Most of these intellectually challenged (the majority) would be feral if not for the concept of an after-life punishment for sin. They are told to be good.

That said, some beautiful things are mistakenly termed as sin. Like sex before marriage. cheesy That said, I can deal with that for the greater benefit.

Please, let them go to church o. I want a safe and decent world, I just will not follow them to church because I have a fine brain. grin

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by MosD: 3:14pm On Oct 10, 2012
A library within itselfA library within itselfA library within itself
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by deesnipes(f): 3:16pm On Oct 10, 2012
The best manual F☺я̩̥̊ life
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nbwitgtrix(m): 3:18pm On Oct 10, 2012
I see my mama's smile as a blessing.
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by MacDaddy01: 3:19pm On Oct 10, 2012
Mos_D: A library within itselfA library within itselfA library within itself


The bible don turn inception?


A dream within a dream within a dream?

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Sagamite(m): 3:24pm On Oct 10, 2012
MacDaddy01:


The bible don turn inception?


A dream within a dream within a dream?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by redcliff: 3:24pm On Oct 10, 2012
[size=40pt]Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth[/size]
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by delkuf(m): 3:25pm On Oct 10, 2012
[quote
author=Callotti]1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to
mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL
exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!
kiss



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . .
disharmonious/cacophonous medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame
characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . .
who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can! kiss

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD,
orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.
kiss

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . .
COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES
OF HORSE SHYTE! kiss

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize. kiss

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I
have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy! cool[/quote] U are big foollllllllll
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by kasheemawo(m): 3:26pm On Oct 10, 2012
simply a book with many versions
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by faboben10: 3:26pm On Oct 10, 2012
A book inspired by God and written by men

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Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by beethomas: 3:29pm On Oct 10, 2012
the bible is the truth without any addition or subtraction. smiley

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