In one sentence: Bible is an inexhaustible source of practical wisdom that could serve as a valuable resource for everyday living.

BinghiNya: the bible is a book full of pooh. Killings, murder.arson,rape,incest and deception are all in it. I use it to clean my anus

ur opinion, and NOT the fact!

Ayatullah: B= Believe in Allah and Prophet Muhammad(saw) as Allah's Messanger
I= Islam is the only right path to Paradise
B= Be not carried away with pastors' lies and sweet talks
L= Let the Quran be your sole guide to true monotheism
E= Else Oh! You Christians, Jews, Pagans and atheists you will land in hell!

for ur mind naa.

NLanders, watch out for a similar thread!

Them of the bible = the how? of the restoration of God's kingdom.

It's the true reflection of God's mind, written by men under the inspiration of the holy spirit. It's also the book that explain the beginning(Genesis) and end(Revelation) of the world. Its complexity makes it to be misunderstood that causes misinterpretation.

The word of the Creator of the universe.

A COMPASS.

The book of books

THE MANUAL OF LIFE

The bible-the book that contains life but yet is the reason for deadly confusion in the world (also on nairaland) cause of the ignorance of what it really is.

In The Name of The Only GOD, Allah, The Very Merciful, The All Merciful, The Praiseworthy. As salaamu 'alaykum, The peace be on you, everyone



Well, in a word; Indubitable. Or, if you prefer, incontestable, indisputable, irrefutable, sure, incontrovertible, undeniable, unquestionable, inimitable.




Salaam/Peace. DevotedOne

1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

U have provide 4 extremly short sighted view of a self belief professes on a timeless master piece.
1. "wastage of ink, .... insult on tress, and botanic excercises of man". I percieve a freethinker, u talk of Genesis, but ask urself is everything out from nothing.
2. do ur studies well before u confess ur lousy ideas to the world. Its all about Him GOD cos none before, now or after. Man existence is always directed to that which is unknown, so he remains the core to all. He likes procreation, but like the four seasons of the world, he made everything to be timely. wen u got the timing right there's no stopping u.
3. ur 3rd bullet is jagorns but i will try to make sence out of ur senceless line. He made them male and female, and gave responsibilities. responsibilities begets authourity, to all He love equally.
4. Developmental challenging to some like u. u r too lazy to move, and look for an alaby. cognitative imparing read and understand my 3rd bullet. the Holy Bible needs no award to affect lives. Like i said earlier a timeless master piece orchestrated by a timeless GOD.

my definition in a sentence
The bible is an insight to what was, what is and what is to be of every man.

[quote author=Callotti]1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.


'In one sentence'

tobechi20: Try to sumarise d bible in one sentence

D bible is lyk a mapp dat direct us to the one and only true source of life,which is JESUS christ.

The word of God.

word of God
a compulsory book....4 EVERY1
manual 4 surviving
n all of u dat dunno Christ....hmmm i pity u....wella

jehovahnoni: wat is sweet in dat foolish post of yours,,,,DULLARD..didnt u quote my own post too,,,sophisticated animal wit numerous negativities.

Pheueh!
Okoro wan be champion.
I have noticed you.
No stick to the topic and LEAVE MY POSTS ALONE!
Your 'God' can fight for himself.

Etukagodswill: 1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

U have provide 4 extremly short sighted view of a self belief professes on a timeless master piece.
1. "wastage of ink, .... insult on tress, and botanic excercises of man". I percieve a freethinker, u talk of Genesis, but ask urself is everything out from nothing.
2. do ur studies well before u confess ur lousy ideas to the world. Its all about Him GOD cos none before, now or after. Man existence is always directed to that which is unknown, so he remains the core to all. He likes procreation, but like the four seasons of the world, he made everything to be timely. wen u got the timing right there's no stopping u.
3. ur 3rd bullet is jagorns but i will try to make sence out of ur senceless line. He made them male and female, and gave responsibilities. responsibilities begets authourity, to all He love equally.
4. Developmental challenging to some like u. u r too lazy to move, and look for an alaby. cognitative imparing read and understand my 3rd bullet. the Holy Bible needs no award to affect lives. Like i said earlier a timeless master piece orchestrated by a timeless GOD.

my definition in a sentence
The bible is an insight to what was, what is and what is to be of every man.

Another wan!
Ha!

khrisponty: in one sentence

I chose to give 4. . .
You need rat poison?

Callotti:

I chose to give 4. . .
You need rat poison?

hahaha.
Lol.
Woman, dont kill your husband one day o!

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