The only thing that is greater than the 'WHOLE' universe.

The presence of God in word's.

your one-stop guide to atheism.

THE MOST COMPLETE BOOK IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

jehovahnoni: c ur name "tantan",y u no go get TANTAN brain,i knw say u b VIP for hell

U can say whateva u like. God, the supreme being is far from being attached with a son. NO TRINITY !!

Bible is the book of wisdom.

The Greatest Words to read at all times.

Callotti: 1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

.........plz let's be decent

The THEME OF THE BIBLE IS "GOD'S KINGDOM" It is the only book that tells us the origen of mans' life on Earth,and how man fell to sin.It shows us God's arrangement to reconcile and gather back obedient mankind through Jesus Christ.The Bible is the only book revealing accurately the out working of God's purpose toward the restoration of God's Kingdom which was lost by Adam and Eve.(matt 6:9).All events on earth now clearly shows the futility of man's effort in trying to create a better plannet for himself.In the days ahead,living conditions on earth will continue to get worse,as human relationship worseson in the family circle,in our nieghborhood and between national groups and various religious groups around the world.Environmental and ecological conditions will continue to deteriorate,violent crime and wars and other of conflicts will continue to be beyond man's capability to solve.Until this grand purpose of restoring God's Kingdom through Jesus Christ,has come to pass.

''Mirror for life'' but I prefer ''MANUAL FOR LIFE'' specially designed for God's machines. Without it you will malfunction.
Can also be called '' The Good News''

The Bible is man's operational manual...If i dey piss you off abeg make you go we-we.

A book that reveals that a God finds the aroma of burnt goats,cow,dove,donkey, pleasing to him, and that a Creator needs his son(or any clean person) to be sacrificed for the sin of his creature so that they can be saved. It also revealed that an Insane Diety orders his creatures(isrealites) to commit genocide by wiping away another creature which involves killing of infants,cutting of pregnant womb,plucking of eyes e.t.c

digospel2: The Bible is the way, the truth and the life

d last time i cheked, JESUS IS THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE

inurmind: The greatest lie known to man.

You will be sorry if you die dis way.

Sagamite:

I would change that to:

Bible should be life manual for all sub-intelligent human beings

while science texbook is manual for fools aka atheist

Area_boy: A clever ancient book that has way outlived its relevance, giving support to good and evil while forgetting to include a disclaimer

It's so unfortunate you lack 3 precious things; they are: WISDOM, KNOWLEGE & UNDERSTANDING, what a pity.

uduoyibo: In one sentence the Bible contains the Mind of God, the state of man, the way of salvation, the doom of sinners and the happiness of believers.

d best sumary so far

i.chuka:
A thermometer that points Man to his Doctor.

. It is a manual that points man to its manufacturer.

charlsecy4: The Bible presents GOD's Will for man, and what man should do to meet GOD.



Good, but is that a sentence?

it is a phraze

Okija_juju:


Just incase you have forgotten..

Matthew 5:22
King James Version (KJV)

22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

In summary... You will die and your rotten soul will burn in hell.. So says GOD according to the bible that you love so much..

WITOUT A CAUSE.

But he had a cause.

Even Jesus cald a rich man FOOL

D BIBLE CALLED NON GOD BELIVER FOOLS

MAY BE U ARE REALY A FOOL

The word of God inspired by the holy spirit.
Sword of the spirit.
A reliefing and special anatomitical spiritual reinforcement.

Femmymata2: A book that reveals that a God finds the aroma of burnt goats,cow,dove,donkey, pleasing to him, and that a Creator needs his son(or any clean person) to be sacrificed for the sin of his creature so that they can be saved. It also revealed that an Insane Diety orders his creatures(isrealites) to commit genocide by wiping away another creature which involves killing of infants,cutting of pregnant womb,plucking of eyes e.t.c

God made it know through Jeremiah that he never sent the Isrealites to born their kids in fire.concerning the death of Jesus Christ,that was God's God's requirement for perfect balancing between what Adam lost and the vacum created by it.It also reveals the extent God will go to in order to perfect his sense of justice-he will not sway justice even at a greate cost to him.

Man's manual and user guide.(take it or live it)

Its d most confusing book of all time dat has 2 parts(old and new testament) dat are very contradicting and yet says all d words in it are true.


Its a book dat says God is just bt He also like some people more dan d rest cos dey av his grace and before I forget, He has a chosen nation too and d rest of us are automatically unchosen.

D last bt nt d least, its d best seller of all time

Callotti: 1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

may God forgive u

Bible is word of God

freshdew: God made it know through Jeremiah that he never sent the Isrealites to born their kids in fire.concerning the death of Jesus Christ,that was God's God's requirement for perfect balancing between what Adam lost and the vacum created by it.It also reveals the extent God will go to in order to perfect his sense of justice-he will not sway justice even at a greate cost to him.

A king will never kill his son to cleanse his followers when he knows in his all-knowing knowledge dat dey will still sin nt to talk of d Almighty God.
I believe He has d power to forgive without killing

The theme of the bible is thus: Sanctification of Jehovah's name by means of his Kingdom.

Contradiction

mumumugu:

while science texbook is manual for fools aka atheist

The fools that are shaping your life? What does that make you then? A cretin?

mumumugu:

WITOUT A CAUSE.

But he had a cause.

Even Jesus cald a rich man FOOL

D BIBLE CALLED NON GOD BELIVER FOOLS

MAY BE U ARE REALY A FOOL

Show us which part of the bible said you can call people a foool if you have a cause.