D-Explorer:

When are you not around? No dey form for me jor. Vivi, make i slot you?

binger: Lola no gree oh!,she must pick a man with a d1ck

Idowuogbo:
Slot am in biko! She dey form pedigree ni joor! Oshisko!

cdamsel: girl wit all dis luv leta u still no won gree 4 amhe has done half ur job 4 u na,abeg say yes

cdamsel: girl wit all dis luv leta u still no won gree 4 amhe has done half ur job 4 u na,abeg say yes

Chukskalidon: So up til nw am nt yet selected. I no go eat until am selected

lola.luv:



Babe, I've been around the world, and I've learnt different things. Come, let me show you things these guys aren't capable of....


Btw, is Mazi under a rock not to know Bado nominated him? Na wa oh!

sexkillz: na today yansh don dey stay for back? If you like, skip breakfast join. . . Next!

Idowuogbo:
U dey craze? Na me u write dat love letter 2? U went wine testing and am here testing waters. O boi! Ja da nu mehn...

190-the-clown:
Who woo-ing me

I need 7 females

vivian chinaza:

ouch babe! Ok, I'm so in!

vivian chinaza:

Actually I'm hot for him.....I can't wait to woo and win him so that he rips off my .......:-

binger: Ezigbo mmadu...na ur kind suppose full naija,no be all these girls wey they gree 4 guy after e don beg tire

Chukskalidon: So up til nw am nt yet selected. I no go eat until am selected

sexkillz: na today yansh don dey stay for back? If you like, skip breakfast join. . . Next!

Idowuogbo:
Mogbeeee!!!! My nippl6s dey peshawuun!! Lola, am fragile o! Do it sofri sofri

LastApostle: The angel of light is here. She illuminates the dark part of life so that I can walk majestically to my dreams.

The quintessential lady of substance. You are priceless and remains the object of fantasy in my life. I will adore u and cherish u worshipping in the vineyard of bliss where you are the goddess.

Ladies and Gentlemen, help me welcome Vivian Chinasa, the reason why I am on nairaland.

Sweetheart...- crave your indulgence to woo me.

LastApostle:

Easy...easy,sweetheart lemme enjoy this moment of supernatural bliss abeg.

Pray we divorce quick so that I fit come back to you.

Ishilove:
Yo, you can like not to 'kan ju'. Wait and stop 'beh-ing'

Chukskalidon:
agbacha oso aguo mile

cdamsel: hahahaha bros 190,no vex oh,bt I gats show luv 2 who go appreciate am,R231 dey respond 2 my lines,wit u its like.....
Don't luv u any less doe

cdamsel: now u re talking,don't go easy on him ohhhh e ma na anyi bu ndi igbo furu onwe anyi na anya,shey person don pick u abi make I assign babe give u?

D-Explorer:

Up for grabs. Ladies please help his condition *relax dem go pick you*

Chukskalidon: So up til nw am nt yet selected. I no go eat until am selected

lola.luv:
Please someone have pity on this chukskalidon guy. Dude don campaign tire.
Now he's protesting by going on hunger strike!

vivian chinaza:

ouch babe! Ok, I'm so in!

Chukskalidon:
hmmm am beginning 2 sense sumtin

The only thing you are sensing right now is hunger. . .

Idowuogbo:
Na puma! O man jump! Fecking kangaroo

sexkillz: Hapu okwu. . .