One of my pally dey serious wahala and he need una help.One babe wey he track for facebook the babe no wan gree live im house ooo.The girl na from bayelsa she dey stay and nah from facebook my paddy track her.when he see her picture na so he come like the babe and he come add her facebook account and na so dem go start chatting.the babe ask am wetin he dey do for a living and im come tell her say he dey work for shell.he come ask the babe and the babe say she be student/hairstylist.no do no do na so the babe come ask my pally were he dey reside and he come say na benin.before my pally know wetin dey happen na so this babe pack her bag,with her cooking pot and other articles enter transport come benin.she be clear my pally say she dey come and my pally agree to pay for her transport.e don reach two months and this babe still dey my pally house.my pally say na im dey feed am and she jus dey the house doing nothin other than watching home video and chopping my pally food.my pally don ask her wether time for her school to resume don reach and she say her school dey on local ASUU strike.my pally no know wether na lie or true she dey talk but he don dey doubt wether na really student she be.he say he don try every means to make her leave but she still dey im house.my pally say he need una help ooo.

u mean he kicked her out and she still came back?
ur paddy is a wat? a fool!

gree-die:
u mean he kicked her out and she still came back?
ur paddy is a wat? a fool!

no be wetin i talk ooo.i say he want her to leave but she no wan gree leave.he don already give her all the signs dat her presence for im houuse don too long but she no dey code.she still dey the house

interestin pally story again,pls advise needed nairal

Tell ur pally to get a gun. Shoot her dead. And the two of you fit carry am together go dump for benin moat.

Wonder shall neva end.. Wetin ur guy expect b4 wen the gurl come with all her things including cooking utensils...?

Make him tell her say he wan travel

Dinmajudith: Make him tell her say he wan travel

exactly! Make hm throw lamba give the gurl

Hahahahahahahaha, funny story.

did not know shell was in Benin?

He must just chase that girl out because girls like that are no good

lefulefu: One of my pally dey serious wahala and he need una help.One babe wey he track for facebook the babe no wan gree live im house ooo.The girl na from bayelsa she dey stay and nah from facebook my paddy track her.when he see her picture na so he come like the babe and he come add her facebook account and na so dem go start chatting.the babe ask am wetin he dey do for a living and im come tell her say he dey work for shell.he come ask the babe and the babe say she be student/hairstylist.no do no do na so the babe come ask my pally were he dey reside and he come say na benin.before my pally know wetin dey happen na so this babe pack her bag,with her cooking pot and other articles enter transport come benin.she be clear my pally say she dey come and my pally agree to pay for her transport.e don reach two months and this babe still dey my pally house.my pally say na im dey feed am and she jus dey the house doing nothin other than watching home video and chopping my pally food.my pally don ask her wether time for her school to resume don reach and she say her school dey on local ASUU strike.my pally no know wether na lie or true she dey talk but he don dey doubt wether na really student she be.he say he don try every means to make her leave but she still dey im house.my pally say he need una help ooo.

really is english so hard? even while typing?
poster did you go to school? i mean any school at all.....even daycare or creche

poshdiva:


really is english so hard? even while typing?
poster did you go to school? i mean any school at all.....even daycare or creche

Don't mind my asking buh, u Nigerian?

Lol.. She go soon get belle.
Na then you go know say you don marry wife.

Lol!...awoofing tinz...

dmcdad:

Don't mind my asking buh, u Nigerian?

i am curious myself. i pray she says she isnt. lol

P4VS20:

i am curious myself. i pray she says she isnt. lol

That's what I hope to get. Buh if otherwise (thats if she is 9jerian), I would knw something is wrong somewhere

This thread just made my day....hahahaaaaa ...... WTF

The gurl is a typical naija breed, very sharp and when an opportunity come up will grab with hands and feet,the gurl is a stylist/student and she has seen her way out of poverty and u expect her to leave..if I hear. Tell ur pally to watch out oh that if he doesn't use a cd and knocks up the gurl,he will have an official wife on his hand

Naa wetin de guy find e catch jare. you go facebook get chic, dey tell complit stranger your parols cos you wan slush am. the girl no con gree go again cos u don get wetin u want (short term), she come all d way for long term, you dey shout. abeg leave story for tortoise jare n go n marry her n stop telling you friends u need help.

dmcdad:

That's what I hope to get. Buh if otherwise (thats if she is 9jerian), I would knw something is wrong somewhere

i dont thing she would reply you because she knows if she's nigerian [size=16pt]"OL BOI, HER OWN DON BI"[/size] lol.

P4VS20:

i dont thing she would reply you because she knows if she's nigerian [size=16pt]"OL BOI, HER OWN DON BI"[/size] lol.

Yes ℓ̊ Ǎ̜̣̍м̣̣̥̇̊ Nigerian....so what?

poshdiva:

Yes ℓ̊ Ǎ̜̣̍м̣̣̥̇̊ Nigerian....so what?

hahahaha, you re soo predictable. hahahahaha.

it always works, put cheese on the ground, the mouse will always show, well er bros, she don answer oh. lol.

P4VS20:

i dont thing she would reply you because she knows if she's nigerian [size=16pt]"OL BOI, HER OWN DON BI"[/size] lol.

As in ehn... I don ask her 4 another thread.. I go let you know how far if she respond..

P4VS20:

hahahaha, you re soo predictable. hahahahaha.

it always works, put cheese on the ground, the mouse will always show, well er bros, she don answer oh. lol.

Right on time...

PALLY AND THE BAYELSA GIRL.... Lwkmd

poshdiva:

Yes ℓ̊ Ǎ̜̣̍м̣̣̥̇̊ Nigerian....so what?

WTH!!! You mean you couldnt comprehend with what the poster wrote at the outset of this thread You dont understand pidgin english or what?

Hahaha....and local ASUU no dey quick off strike o

Spicyhawt: Hahaha....and local ASUU no dey quick off strike o

I laff... Gurl wey throw lamba na im una dy worry una sef 4?

dmcdad:

WTH!!! You mean you couldnt comprehend with what the poster wrote at the outset of this thread You dont understand pidgin english or what?

dude, seriously, you shouldn't be surprised she doesn't understand the language, her name is "POSHDIVA", naa butti. butter no de hear pidgin english.