Obinoscopy: Binger my man. I'm sure coming to you for some wooing tutorials. Congrats

Redmosquito:
Why ur blood dey hot?

Shollypopz: SLOT 2 POST UR LINES DAMMIT!! U see why I love d females version, we for don scatter ground by now.

Rmbrs Goldie from last time, *silently prays never to be in d same slot with her again*.

xynerise: Rhymez wetin na? . Dx, when is my slot coming up? I need to teach this kids how to toast babe. . Rhymez despite all the love song u dey use block my ears u still no fit toast? Well u try shall.

Redmosquito:
Na guyz like this dey slap babe if she no gree

ikekings: That's part of the love bebe...

ikekings: ... For the love of “ATMC” somebody should hold me cos i go wound dis guy....

Rhymez:
. I bet Binger cannot say those lines in a face-to-face wooing. Seriously. U guys said wooing and not poetry . How many Nigerian girls will stand and listen to a guy saying all those shi.t?

D-Explorer:
[b]Too many things dey happen for this life my people. People go dey fear to born 10pikin, na so the economy hard?

Akpors a father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! na my wife! Her water is broken! She won born "
The doctor came over and told Akpors "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Akpors obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
...... Akpors c
ried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy!
I am a proud father of A baby boy man!"
The doctor again told Akpors, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!".
The Akpors again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. Akpors excitedly proclaimed: "Na twins!! I don born twins! Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! Akpors, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank you Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.
Akpors said nothing, being lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Akpors then asked; "Doc, me think say e go better if we off light ooo. because he be like say na the light they attract this children o[/b]

sexkillz: It is assumed he was facing her. . . I will woo as if she was looking me in the eye and not as if i were letter writing. Touch and voice in that context is very correct.

ATMC: really!

Redmosquito:
ur juju no reach. Muhahahahaha

Sijo01:

now, that is what they call the spirit of sportmanship*woomanship*

ikekings: ...

Rhymez:
. I bet Binger cannot say those lines in a face-to-face wooing. Seriously. U guys said wooing and not poetry . How many Nigerian girls will stand and listen to a guy saying all those shi.t?

LastApostle:
Man, you are on a solo run for the coveted prize or do you intends doing a demonstration?

Rhymez:
. I bet Binger cannot say those lines in a face-to-face wooing. Seriously. U guys said wooing and not poetry . How many Nigerian girls will stand and listen to a guy saying all those shi.t?

ikekings: ... For the love of “ATMC” somebody should hold me cos i go wound dis guy....

Obinoscopy: Binger my man. I'm sure coming to you for some wooing tutorials. Congrats

Rhymez:
I guess some people like my lines .

D-Explorer:
SLOT 3 - Omiobo and Brokoto to woo Nnekacherry

ikekings: I tell ya...

ikekings: Dearest gracious,
I know i might not be ”financially“, ”physically“ and ”facially“ endowed to be with a lady like you.. I just want to be the one after your own ”heart“ as you are already in mine... Your ”love“ and ”heart“ are the only things i desire and nothing else...

I want to be there for you, during the times of ”joy“ and ”sorrows“.... I want to be that one guy to be beside you whenever you wake up early in the morning to whisper these three words into your ears ”I LOVE YOU“ while serving you your early morning coffee...

Your beauty was not the reason i got attracted to you, but because when i saw you my heart said to me ”SHE'S THE ONE“ and here i am writing this to show you how important i need you in my life and to fulfill my heart desires...

I'm not good with words... So i will stop here... I hope my write-up is enough for me to win your heart...

Redmosquito: