boron10:
what they mean is that you always try hard to impress and comment even when you do not understand the topic.

A typical example, please, provide a link.

k2039:
A typical example, please, provide a link.

Omfg! Let it go. It won't kill you.

I was waiting for you to inbox me that the thread is active.

abiL: I was waiting for you to inbox me that the thread is active.

Pele hun, didn't think of that

^ mr stop derailing her thread biko. *unfollowing*

boron10: ^ mr stop derailing her thread biko. *unfollowing*

I know, right? .....give us urs before u unfollow

Na wa for all these draggings o.

One of the reasons that is gonna make me unfollow....soon we are gonna be counting 50 pages with just 5 candidates!

Sholly, can u inform sexkillz or whoever mod to help u out......we need sweeping here!

Pls, try create another thread for 'sorting outs' just like Tgirl did for that interview thread.

kandiikane:

Ok, but these things don't mean jack though. If something bad is said about you, smile and laugh with them because it will not affect you in real life.

I wonder o!

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The list is dreadful ..... So much too much .... And some are repetitive ... Do a lil merger and come up with 5- 10

ωнo ĸпoωs i might just pop up in here to name names And lay blames

Shollypopz:

Name: PIPE
Age: 15 is my NL age but my sweethearts know my real age.
Occupation : Student and a god.
Are you single, dating or married: sometimes we're Married sometimes just dating but i have been single for 2days now
Those u like on NL: Abil,Abil,Abil wondering why i had to write her name thrice ? well you won't understand,shollypopz, msdarkskin, ileke idi, lalaosky, ikekings shymmex, Alter ego, 190 goldielucks Mrs chima, Freecocoa, missy b, kandiikane jaybee sometimes mynd44 ..ill add more soon
Those u dislike on NL : disliking and hating is a burden aint got time for that, if you dislike me then i naturally and freely dislike you too.
Those u find annoying : fill in the gap
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward
to what they have to say): alter ego i call him the mystery man am still trying to unravel the mystery behind alter ego, abil she goes offline for two days i fall sick and force her back, shymexx, sholly and that coogar guy
Those you follow and wish follows you back : NONE, i only follow people whose posts possess enough vibes to keep me wanting more, once the vibes die i unfollow you instanta, thinking of following someone today.
Why do you follow the people you follow: ^^
NLer that has sent u the most PMs : i don't keep counts
How many PMs do you get on average in a day. more than 5
NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : They know themselves
Which NL member(s) is fake.: its a faceless forum
NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if
given the chance but won't date would be ileke idi, always feel she's got the biggest batty on this site lol used to call her ileke reloaded but i stopped, I'll have a ''2week stand'' with Abil.
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on :[b] Sholly and ^^
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted
you to him/her) : ileke idi and Abil they just possess too much goodies yeah you know what i mean.
Your favorite NLer: abil~missy b~shollypopz
Your favorite mod: missy b, r231,jaybee..
Funniest NLer : [b] Onila, 190 and the legendary Mr cor_k.
NLer with the best threads: [b] ONILA
NLer(S) diary you stalk : aint got time for that bullsh1t, i don't even visit that section
NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't
anymore. Reason(s) why? kandiikane lol she used to be my favorite Nlander until that night, well when i need her I'll surely get her back, the rest are too small to talk about
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/
quite similar to yours. that'll be missy b she doesn't talk much i think she's the quiet type outside NL i love her naturally, she's got few friends on here, her personality on here matches mine even in real life back in high school my class mates called me the weird one, i had just two male friends one is on NL, the rest were female lol maybe cos of the fact that i was the only guy sitting on that row with about 15 girls, these same ladies have today spoilt be beyond repair.
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : lol oahray believe me when i say that guy is intelligent but sometimes his posts annoy me, oahray if you're reading this just bear it in mind that the day I'll grab you i won't only slap you I'll also give you a nice head-butt.
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Ileke Idi,abil and shollypopz yes not too much i can handle the three of them that's why my name is PIPE lol
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in
real life : they are 3 in number but we 're keeping it as discreet as possible
NLer(S) you consider smart : shymexx, coogar and sagamite the rest are just wannabes
NL member that tries too hard. : mynd 44
NLer(s) you find intriguing : shymexx and coogar
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from
another NLer : lol sagamite's legendary trademark intro “ you're a person and a cretin” and “ product of a failed educational system ”
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from [b] you already know
Who do u often disagree with on NL all the silly people, i also own them all
Who do u often agree with: i don't agree with anybody, i have principles i live by if your post happens to fall in line with those principles then we're good to go.
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) Abil,shollypopz, missy b , ileke and sometimes kandiikane, yea sometimes
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : hahaha I'll only consider someone ugly the day i am able to create a strand of hair but i do call people ugly just for the fun of it nothing serious
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy : undisputedly lalaosky, as for the ms i dunno aint got time for most of the ladies on here.
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag : no room for douchebags here

Shollypopz:

My best graphic reply so far....e be like sey na only yoruba person go fit understand that wella!

LMAO!

Kosi danu!

Name: Ike
Age: 29
Occupation: Engineer, MD/CEO ..... NIG. LTD
Are you single, dating or married: single and Dating
Those u like on NL: some people
Those u dislike on NL: some other people
Those u find annoying: most people
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): tiniyata and me
Those you follow and wish follows you back: ME
Why do you follow the people you follow: Love them
NLer that has sent u the most PMs: cant count
How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: 3PM's
NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: U
Which NL member(s) is fake.: U
NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: freecocoa, idowuogbo, and OP
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on: none
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): didn't choose any
Your favorite NLer: Me
Your favorite mod: None
Funniest NLer: slimyem, idowuogbo
NLer with the best threads: None
NLer(S) diary you stalk: None, too busy for that
NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: None
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : tiniyata
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: freecocoa
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmm
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: u mean a fvckmate (u know urself)
NLer(S) you consider smart: kobojunkie, okijajuju, beaf, siena, ME
NL member that tries too hard.: sexkills
NLer(s) you find intriguing: slimyem, emofine, idowuogbo
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: "nuffin do u", "i dont give a fvck"
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: ME
Who do u often disagree with on NL: None
Who do u often agree with: Me
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): MY GF
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): U
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy: lrguru
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag: U

oMG its SLayer: yo, 1st thread I'll comment on after that ban.
Stay tuned....
I see you sholly.

I see you boo!

dmcdad:
Thankz a bunch... **Gives him a bottle of ice-cold h2O**

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I'm waiting for ur list....

caseless: *catches the ice cold hydro*


I'm waiting for ur list....

You go wait tire... Lmao. Can't fill up that questionnaire. Just on the thread to learn a thing or two about other people..

@op, nice one...

k2039:
A typical example, please, provide a link.

dude, stop this.he has made his observation and that's how he/they feel.you can't please anyone.just be yourself and live on

➢ Name
- Abi L.
➢ Age
- 22 (in few days )
➢ Occupation
- Trainee Clinical Psychologist
➢ Are you single, dating or married
- In a relationship
➢ Those u like on NL
- Indifference. Neutral. Meh-Meh-Meh! Don’t like or dislike anyone on here. Couldn’t care less about the majority of people on here if I’m honest.
➢ Those u dislike on NL
- Refer to the above ^
➢ Those u find annoying
-190 (rants like an hormonal teenage girl, childish and annoyingly funny – sometimes), Onila (attention-seeking-goat-head… can be quite interesting to read her post – sometimes), Mynd (24/7 NL security guard, I don’t find him annoying as a person, but his posts can sometimes a lot of times be annoying), Dailynews
➢ Those u can't help but read their posts (u look forward to what they have to say)
- Ehmm….
➢ Those you follow and wish follows you back
- None. Nil. Zero.
➢ Why do you follow the people you follow
- I don’t want to follow a lot of people due to the amount of notifications I will get when they comment on threads. I follow the people I follow because their posts can be quite interesting to read.
➢ NLer that has sent u the most PMs
- Ehmm….
➢ How many PMs do you get on average in a day.
- Hmm… It depends. Some days I get a lot of customers , other days business can be really slow
➢ NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting
- Now, I’ll say Idowuogbo I used to find her interesting - can’t really pinpoint where it all went wrong – but I’d rather just ignore her posts when I see them now tbh . Also if I don’t know you, and don’t find your post interesting or insultive, I’ll most likely not quote you.
➢ Which NL member(s) is fake.
- Onila with her fake and useless threads
➢ NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date
- Eeek none. No one on this forum gets my p[uu]ssy wet
➢ NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on
- If you asked me this a month ago, I’d probably say Coogar. I like his personality on NL, but not off NL.
➢ Why WON”T u choose him/her above??
- I’m attracted to aggression. A guy who can tell me where to stick it. Someone who knows how to put me in my place…. I like ‘em rough, sexy and loving .
➢ Your favorite NLer
- Itsmodella, Shollypopz, Hornipipe, Sexkillz, Idowuogbo, 190, AlterEgo.
➢ Your favorite mod
- [s]Who else if not Sexkillz… my very own albino monkey[/s]. Jaybee
➢ Funniest NLer
- Idowuogbo (…I can’t understand what she types sometimes) 190
➢ NLer with the best threads
D-Explorer … my meatball!
➢ NLer(S) diary you stalk
- I won’t call it stalking, but I’ve read all of calotti’s diary posts, some of sexkillz’, mynd’s, slimyem’s and lalaosky’s.
➢ NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?
- I won’t say we don’t get along, we just don’t interact in a friendly way anymore. They are; idowu & mynd Sad… but oh well
➢ Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.
- Shollypopz’ feistiness && probably Kandikane’s vulgarity (s[e]xu'al expletives).
➢ NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life
- Bloody Onila. She needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
➢ NLer(s) you would go second and first base with.
- Myself. I’m a NLer
➢ NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life
- Ehmm… I’ve spoken to a few people offline, Sexkillz, Shollypopz, Itsmodella, Hornipipe, Coogar, 2legit2qwt, Sweetlemon…
➢ NLer(S) you consider smart
- Shymexx. He’s more of a geek, than a “ghetto-hustler”
➢ NL member that tries too hard.
- Ehmm…
➢ NLer(s) you find intriguing
- Hmm… Shymexx. Has he actually got any friends in real life?! How come everyone associate him with multiple IDs. Calloti. That woman is something else. I like her very much.
➢ What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
“Yimu” ….. “Na2day”
➢ Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from
- D-Explorer … Idowu
➢ Who do u often disagree with on NL
- Vivian
➢ Who do u often agree with
- Ehmm…
➢ Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)
- Sexkillz (…negro please). None I’m afraid. But I do think 2[b]legit2qwit, freshdude & coogar[/b] are quite good looking guys. Not sexy though -__-
➢ Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)
- Today is Sunday… I shall say no more :x
➢ Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy
- Lalaosky. I do feel that he sometimes tries to hard to please and be on friendly terms with everyone.
➢ Who is NL's Mr/Ms. Douchebag
Seun. For not paying Sexkillz for his dedication and time wasted moderating on his forum.

flashaldrin...that was so fake!

NOHARDFEELING!