r231:

tpia1:

low IQ, in addition to your other maladies

tpia1:

low IQ, in addition to your other maladies

babyosisi: Oya tilapia tell us what the problem is
Talk to mommy
Let me help you

r231:

so tpia1, how was your day today darling

r231:



she forgot to take her medication

tpia1:


your poor daughter, o ma se o.

what a father.

tpia1:


your poor daughter, o ma se o.

what a father.

r231:

what do you have with my poor child you this woman

that lil girl has her own destiny either i am a good father or NOT

so darling tilapia face front and leave my child out of this

babyosisi:

Stay dia and be blowing grammar when you need just 3 three lettered words
Die
Die and die

r231:

what do you have with my poor child you this woman

that lil girl has her own destiny either i am a good father or NOT

so darling tilapia face front and leave my child out of this

babyosisi:

Ok let me go first

Father in heaven,I want to bring before you that poster called tipia who everyone knows is a big pain in the behind and a stalker on nairaland of innocent posters just having a good time
lord I pray you help her sort out her issues and stop taking out her frustrations on people
I know that there is no manner of ailment you cannot cure
There is no demon that cannot be cast out
Help her and give her peace and joy and a sound spirit devoid of wickedness in Jesus name we pray
Amen

babyosisi: i am babyosisi the rat everybody knows what my problem is- i need a man
my witch mommy ate all my customers
Babyosisi in agony
help me!
my job is b/lowjob and i was let go
Babatunde beat me
i have PMS
i am a rat

r231:


Father Lord let me remember to take my medications in the morning so i will know not to go where i have no business being and i will learn to keep my useless opinions to myself and be a better father

Amen

babyosisi:
Die
Die
Die
Dieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azu babyosisi fall down and die
Die by fire by thunder
Somersault and die
Shrink and die
Flip over and die
Cry kokorokoooo and die
Shout moooooo and die
Cry meeeee and die
Epilepsy jigijigijigi and die
Akwukwu and die

See me, a rat o

babyosisi: i am feeling uncomfortable
Die
Die
Die, babyosisi the rat

tpia@:



when you want to insult others for their religious beliefs, try to not have a picture of yourself staring at whoever checks your profile.

cyberbullying 101.

r231:

how did i insult anybody's religious belief

i am a xtian for crying out loud

copy and paste FYE

grow up

Ileke-IdI:
I can't think of any more phrases these fake Christians use again.

Chei Nigerian Christians. I hail thee.


*logs off*

r231: 10. "We must pray and fast"
In Yoruba, "e kun fun aduaa". Commonly used in times of tribulation such as Police/EFCC cases, looking for a husband or applying for a UK or US visa.

9. "This is my year of breakthrough"
A new year's eve special. The ready-made lazy man's annual prayer whether or not he has put in an honest day's work the year before, and a popular headline at most money spinning end-of-year religious crusades.

8. "I thank God for your life"
Usually an acknowledgement or appreciation of a benefactor but you scratch your head to find a real meaning to this one. People just drop it anyhow, eg. "I saw Pastor Kososhi drive past me in his Hummer yesterday on Allen Avenue", Reply: "Oh, I thank God for his life".

7. "...but he's a Man of God"
As in the old 'over-the-hill' Brother Jero Pastor who doesn't know how to toast women but secretly lusts after your wife/girlfriend in church. These are the "close your eyes, let us pray" guys who's always around to help or advice, waiting and hoping to take advantage of any misfortune to console his way into your woman's life.

6. "J.E.S.U.S."
Now very popular at Christian weddings across Nigeria as the newly-wed couple cut their cake. This has taken over from the evergreen "3,2,1...". Speaking of weddings, some wack MCs now blackmail the wedding guests by saying "If you want to live to see the new year, let me see your hands up", thus punishing them for not laughing at his dry jokes. Fear has become our God.

5. "I bind you..." (AKA "Holy Ghost Fire! Fire!! Fire!!!"
As in, put a curse on you, or threaten you with the wrath of God if you're deemed to be disturbing them for whatever reason. For example, against jobless guys who are proposing marriage, or the Landlord who has come to collect the rent after 8 months!

4. "The Devil is a liar!"
Often used right after surviving a ghastly auto accident, general misfortune, tripping over your children's toys or mistakenly dripping peppersoup on your favourite pink T.M. Lewin shirt!

3. "In the name of Jesus..."
Also abbreviated on Facebook as "IJN" or for maximum effect "in the MIGHTY name of Jesus!". Favourite end-of-sentence soundbite for most Prosperity Pastors on television.

2. "To God be the glory"
The last line of 99.9% of Nollywood films, and fast rising closing remarks at government / corporate seminars (usually just before they share the 'gbemu' in Ghana-must-go bags)

1. "It is well"
Self explanatory enough. Classic soundbite even if it is VERY OBVIOUS that it is not well!

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind" - Robert Nesta Marley.

r231:

how did i insult anybody's religious belief

i am a xtian for crying out loud

copy and paste FYE

grow up

r231:

tpia@:

you must be an utter m.oron if you need it spelled out to you.

look at your fellow witch you invited:




bloody liar!!!!!

babyosisi:

Thank god everyone sees it
i came to nairaland and started fighting out of nowhere,I am so deranged
i am a frank onyeara that needs to be chained

babyosisi the rat die I say