SMAKATI 's ADVICE TO LADIES, GIRLS AND THE UNMARRIED WOMENFOLKS..........
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-->have a plan for your life, but when doing that be realistic, know wat you want, ur dream man, ur dream house, no of kids etc........but be realistic o, don't build castels in d air.........and always ve a plan B
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--> wen u re new in a relationship, its beta u don't give d guy sex......dis makes d guy expectant.....personally my chances of breaking up wit u if we ve slept together is pretty high compared to if we ve not slept together.....at d same time sex in a relationship is good, it creates a bond, as in 2 become 1
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--> shld u allow him "mistakenly" bleep u.....never use sex as a weapon, denying ur bf sex will not do u any good.....dere re a lot of girls who re single, so if u ve a bf be careful how u treat him
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-->never trust ur friends......never reveal ur secret to a fellow woman......this is very important....kip ur no of abortions secret, d no of bf secret, ur suga daddy secret.....don't boast about dem....if u do, verily verily I say unto u "it will backfire"
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-->never tell ur bf about ur ex(s).....d less he knws about dem d beta for u......if possible tell him u lost ur precious 'V' @ a party.....spare him d details......neva tell him ur ex's favourite sex position.......if u do, jst change ur relationship status on fb to single
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-->in the same vein, don't compare ur bfs ( we all knw u girls ve more dan one bf, personally I see it as division of labour).......d less ur boyfriends knw about each other d beta for u......don't let dem even meet eachother......I knw I don't nid to advise u on how to store dere names on ur phonebook ( una sabi dat one pass me)
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-->begin ur "hunt" for a husband as soon as possible....don't wait till u re 30......inshort start frm 20yrs.......women plenty pass men for dis country, so una hunt na real gulder ultimate search
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-->in searching for ur husband, don't use Dangote or Ovia as ur S.I. Unit........a graduate wit a Job(yes any Job) will do.....even if he doesn't ve a car, don't worry, olorun a se......am not sayin marry a never do well......make sure he has a degree and he is not older than u wit more dan 5yrs.....
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-->if u re already 30 sometin and still unmarried (and u re not a nun) den ur matter is 'Code Red'.....pls declare a state of emergency.....don't lose hope.....jst draw near to God.....pls don't lower ur standard, its beta to remain unmarried dan to marry a useless fellow.....I ve said my own o
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-->for dose of u in a relationship, who see dere bf as atm, u beta be careful......be considerate....money doesn't grow on trees...at d same time I believe a guy shld spend on his girl.......cinemas, dinners and reasonable tins like dat
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-->have been hearing a myth dis days.....women actually believe dey re smarter dan men......well maybe most times, but dere re some men dat can process info (like me) so becareful......if u re playin games and we kip quiet don't tink we don't knw wat u re up to....we knw, but we kip quiet becos a punny in hand is worth two in d bush.....deep down inside we knw u re not marriage material but we won't tell u dat......and for sure we won't marry u either.........so pls reduce ur runs
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-->pls learn about birth control.....am tired of hearing about unmarried girls getting pregnant.....condom is 40naira abeg!!!.......google birth control and learn about safe days......if u get belle and abortion is impossible and d bobo no claim am, den ur own don finish patapata........ur having a child outside wedlock can f*ck u up in Nigeria.......I remember one girl like dat I use to see, one day she confessed dat she had a son, I didn't hold it against her (I mean am educated!!!) But anytime am bleeping her I can't help but remember dat a child has passed tru dat punny....eventually we broke up (she wanted a husband and father for her son....but I wld rather start my life frm foundation abeg!!!)
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-->u ve probably heard dat "d way to a man's heart is tru his stomach"......omo no be lie........d longest relationship I ever had was wif CIZHOAB (break d code if u fit!!!), dat girl can cook......if she offend me sef, she no nid apologise, she go jst cook dat Nsala and semo.....CiZHOAB if u ever get to read dis, I love u, na ojukokoro make me break up wit u........ehen back to my point.......if u don't knw how to cook, don't worry, my elder sister is a qualified Home economics and Nutrition tutor,send me a pm and I will link u to her.....in 2weeks, she will make u a masterchef....money back guaranteed if u re not satisfied
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-->for those of u who ve refused to go to skool or learn a trade, anu yin se mi.....nobody will marry a liability......d one wey dey pain me pass is dose ones wey no go learn how to speak english.....
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-->I ve seen some girls controllin dere bf.......u ppl re just toying wit nature......d guy is d head of d family/relationship, don't ever mess wif dat
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I ve typed enough (una no go pay me sef!!!), but feel free to reproduce this my advice in its origin form......send it to ur friends.....BC it.............but always reference me in this format
.Smakati,D. (2013) My Odyssey. Diary on Nairaland.com (Lagos)

OP these are top secrets you are releasing just for free like that.

my brother you have said it all,,, they say ''he who has ears let them hear '' only if they will apply all this b'cos likes attract likes.

Input: OP these are top secrets you are releasing just for free like that.

I knw.......but let's just pity them

Your 2nd and 3rd points're contradictory.

Yeepa condom is now #40?..it don cost b dat o..it neva reach dat wen i neva born again na..

Straight off the diary Smak You have a new follow by the way. 5th to comment

Yield: Your 2nd and 3rd points're contradictory.

Yes it is, thanks for pointing it out.........3rd point is for when the 'deed' has been done

smakati:

I knw.......but let's just pity them

i hope they appreciate your valuable gift because some of them are hypocrites.

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"wen u re new in a relationship, its beta u don't give d guy sex......dis makes d guy expectant.....personally my chances of breaking up wit u if we ve slept together is pretty high compared to if we ve not slept together.....at d same time sex in a relationship is good, it creates a bond, as in 2 become 1"

Bros abeg which one you dey talk, u get two mouth sha!

I must say I appreciate ur advice,coming from d heart.good 1
D truth shall set u free