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| Re: Yo Mamma, by xqwysyte(f): 1:11pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
@Myself2 Yo momma so poor i saw her kicking can down the street. I asked her "whatchu doin"? She said "moving". |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by prince82(m): 7:01pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
@ myself yo momma is a hermaphrodite, she bleeped herself and gave birth to you.  |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by xqwysyte(f): 9:45am On Aug 12, 2009 |
@ prince 82 Yo momma is so fat, she comes from both sides of the family! |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by prince82(m): 1:15pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
@prince 82 yo momma is so ugly, , what I'm I saying? infact, Yo momma head. i will meet u later.let me pack up disses for yo momma. and how do u mean come from both familly? |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by xqwysyte(f): 3:22pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
While you there sulking, here is another one to simmer. Prince 96, yo momma is so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost. |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by prince82(m): 2:16pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
@xqwysyte Yo momma drinks garri with bread oh u dissed me twice? holy ghost fell on yo momma,she gave birth and named you xqwyste yo momma is ugly like opra and yo poppa is ugly like obasanjo,. are u sure u are their real daughter? |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by xqwysyte(f): 3:47pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Prince 82 ur momma so ugly when ur grandma gave birth to her, she threw her away but away threw her back. |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by prince82(m): 8:21pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
@xqwysyte yo momma there!! |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by mykali(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
@xqwysyte yo momma so ugly . . .she looks in the mirror and have nightmares  |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by xqwysyte(f): 12:04pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
@ mykkali Yo momma is like a library, Open to the Public! |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by mykali(m): 5:56pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
@xqwysyte yo momma so ugly, she went to hell and makes the devil bans HALLOWEEN'S EVE |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by statik(m): 12:40pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
mykali,so it was Ur mother? im so sorry, take heart dawg,juxt lik havin no mother  |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Uchedude(m): 5:28am On Sep 24, 2009 |
Yo momma is so ugly that she looks in the mirror and yells "hey stay the f**k away from me"[color=][/color][color=][/color] |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
your mama's so dumb, she went to a restaurant to get creampied |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 1:15pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
your mama head use two hand clean yanch, |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 6:01am On Sep 27, 2009 |
faakay:dis guy never get sense sha. . .  |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
statik: yo momma so ugly, she went for a Ugliest Momma in the World contest and was the first Runner UP. . .guess what? the whole world went on a protest bcuz your momma didnt win |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:52am On Oct 08, 2009 |
yo yo , yo mamma king is back, here's one yo mamma so stupid, she walkde into and antique shop and asks, whats new? |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by B11ladman: 6:01pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
Yo mamma so stupid she cant talk brian to your iq, not to come to nl to diss some mama |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 2:05am On Oct 17, 2009 |
Yala Iyae, you could call me bale , Bleep your pale, |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by statik(m): 7:39pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
sum heads are still down, it'z a pity!!! sheriff J u nuts is still gettin mo' nuts  |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by punchlinee: 7:32am On Nov 04, 2009 |
yo momma is so ugly even taribo couldnt date her |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 10:39am On Nov 10, 2009 |
J UNIT: Yo J,fucck you talkin' 'bout,,,, Yo momma so fat,when we played hide and seek,I spotted her behind mountain Kilimajaro |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 10:42am On Nov 10, 2009 |
@ Statik Yo momma so fat it takes six hours to download her photo in a high-speed internet medium |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 10:46am On Nov 10, 2009 |
@ Punchlinee Yo momma so fat when you hang up her picture on the wall,the wall collapses |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 4:33pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
@ xqwesyte Yo momma so deep,when her boyfriend drives his trailer into her garage,she always asks,is it in yet?? Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by Myself2(m): 4:35pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
@ prince 82 Yo momma so poor,your family ate corn flakes with fork to save the milk for another day |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 3:43pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
yo mamma king is back, hers a quick one to all da odas yo mamma is so dum, she needs to put on lipstick to make up her mind |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by imodified: 7:44pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
yo momma so dumb that she said u are handsome; she's so small dat she lives in a sand castle built by her 4 yr old son; |
| Re: Yo Mamma, by autobucks(m): 6:59am On Dec 09, 2009 |
Ur mama so dumb, each tym u call her mummy, she thinks she's dead |
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