@ J Unit aka Biggest Mumu

Yo momma so mad that she pulled yo daddy trouser on the street and wanted to do it right there cuz i ain't there to give her that thing.

@ yung obie
Yo mamma so blind that she calls me her boyfriend, and calls your daddy her maid.

Bigmodo
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her doctor said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

J UNIT
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

@Yung Obie

Yo momma so bleeped that she prefers bicycle to Mercedes Benz.

Yo momma so poor that he lives on less than 50 kobo daily, to make it worse yearly.

Yo momma is so absurd dat she has one big breast and one small one that she waz nicknamed bigsmallz, YO mammas cunt is so wide dat she mastubates wit a tree, hahahahahahahahah.

SORRY I WAS WRITING EXAMS, NOW I'M BACK AND GONNA DISS ALL DOSE NIGGAS MAMAS ONE BY ONE
FIRST UP

@ BIG MODO
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

@ YUNG OBIE

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

@ georgiobob

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her,

yo mamma to all of you!!!!!

@ J Unit
Yo momma so ugly that your daddy prefer to freak chimpanzee than her

@ Bigmodo
ya mama so ugly that a beggar with liprocy will not f-u-c-k her even if she gat gold coins between her thighs.
@ j unit
ya mama is so dump,when asked to spell swamp she spelt it as SWAH-M-P
@ geor,
Ya mom is a rapper,yeah my d-i-c-k is her mic
@ all of u.
All ya mommas are so prostitutes,but so dump that at christmas its F1F1F bonanza tm reward customers [F-U-C-K 1,F-U-C-K 1 FREE BONANZA]

@ ALL

YO YO MAMA! AINT GOT NO RAP!

YO NIGGA! F***K YOU! F***K MA ASS! LICK MA ANUS! ]

YO! OH IM THERE! YO YO! 

Y'all so dumb ova ere,dis is wack! C'mon,step up ur game,fellaz,giv me sum real shit.

cadavar,
ya mama birthed U wit mosses on her pussy
tha cattle dat bleeped her knew that her cunt was blunt nd so aint enough juicy

weak faakay or sumttin,
ya mama was bedridden in hospital 'coz she's got sum harlot fever
when it comes to Sex, da Doctor said she's a cheerful giver

statik:

weak faakay or sumttin,
ya mama was bedridden in hospital 'coz she's got sum harlot fever
when it comes to Sex, da Doctor said she's a cheerful giver

NA YOUR MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!

IYALAYA EEEEEEEEEEE

Yo Momma so Hot that even a lamp post she would go and rape.

@ above

yo mamma so dump, she needs to put[b] lipstick [/b] on her head to make up her mind

It's lyk sombody has a problem with Seun and has vowed to maq navigation around Nairaland an exercise in futility.

u aint got same blood,yet u call her mum.
u must be a punk,straight out 4rm mars.
ma pops told me,urs was a dicksucker.

ur mama's mama

j Unot
last weekend was sexy coz I was chillin wit ya mama
at da touch of my finger,she wetted b4 I bgin hammer

@ stink(above)
ur mama so dum, she heard it was chilli, she ran out to get a boul, oh i need a make sum soup for my broke ass family

Nigga datz a weak diss line
see,ya mama got a sexy career coz she use to extra ''f'' G
Lately she's got FG's honour as a certified P,

Yo J Unit
U gat me all cracked up
Nice lines son,u's a ill mo'fucker
Keep droppin'em bombs ni''a

@ MYSELF 2, THANKS,, BUT HERES ONE FOR YOU SORRY:[/b]Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!



[b]@ STATIK, I SEE WE GOT A WAR GOING, DIDNT U HEAR IM THE YO MAMA KING, OK HERE IS A FEW FOR YOU:

Yo mama is so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama is so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

J UNIT:

[b]@ MYSELF 2, THANKS,, BUT HERES ONE FOR YOU SORRY:[/b]Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

hahaha. . . nice one

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry

Krayola:

hahaha. . . nice one

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry

Yo Mama tells stories of tales by moonlight and lie to ppl, yo mama was proudly running back to me probably because your Daddy was me! back in the early 80's yo mama had jungle fever.  She was in the black gas. Yo Mama shld act wise cos Yo mama is in shit cos she doesn't use toilet roll to clean her yanch.

   

Krayola:

hahaha. . . nice one

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs toilet paper out to dry

Yo mama so dumb,on a trip to Benin,she saw a sign that read Benin Left and said damn,I shoulda come earlier

J UNIT:

@ MYSELF 2, THANKS,, BUT HERES ONE FOR YOU SORRY:[/b]Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

It's aight dawg

Yo mama so broke she sold sperm she sucked from her ho bizness to the sperm bank

J UNIT:


[b]@ STATIK, I SEE WE GOT A WAR GOING, DIDNT U HEAR IM THE YO MAMA KING, OK HERE IS A FEW FOR YOU:

Yo mama is so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

That's ill

Okay. Yo mamma's so wet she askd 4 wayne's lolipop only 2 find out it was pain on the top .