jay4genius: my man flow, i swear i dy feel ur flow die. U r truly a rugged wosky baga... Am an xyz, awaitin service by june july. My kappin code na 08160466225, i wil lyk urs to reason coz e be lyk gist ful ya body wela. Sail on!

aro mate, sail on cos island is our final destination

ikwere militant: ibos never hatd youba rather yoruba hated ibos simply becos of jelousy.a gud exanation is a savage yoruba proverb dat ws statd by a yoruba lady in ds forum dat of odas own no spoil your own no go gud. And dats exactly d praya of every yoruba to odas but unfortunatly ibos dy jump am pass dat explans d hatrd

bros. Abeg no vex o! But i'm very sorry to say dat 'u ar a big fool'
firstly, must u quote a whole story to prove ya point.
Secondly, don't remind Nigerians of their cultural differences.
Thirdly, i still love u as a brother.

Na becos of Flow and Mazi I dey come literature session.I dey enjoy their story . Thumbs up for you guys. flow go make you laff like a mad person while oga mazi go arouse you. All na NYSC https://www.nairaland.com/1189030/nysc-national-year-sex-comfort

"how the tin go na?" i asked Angom as we both sat under the tree in sch the next day, "omo! e make sense oh, u know how much Funke give me after the thing?" Angom said. "how much na?" i inquired, "oboy, na 40k oh" Angom said. "guy i happy for u oh!" i said, i actually envied him.


"Flow wen i dey nak Funke ehnnn, guy i fear wen she com silent oh, she silent for 1minute, fear catch me oh, i tink say she don die oh" Angom said. "hahahahahaha!!! take am easy with that old woman oh". I said, laughing at him.


"ehen, Flow u go follow me go buy something for market today oh" Angom said, "wetin u want make i follow u go buy?" i asked. "i wan buy home threatre na, so we go dey blast wella for my room" he added. "e go make sense oh, so wen we dey smoke igboh, we go dey blast tupac music, d music go make the igboh enter our brain wella, we go go buy am wen sch close" i said.

After sch, were took a bike to ilesa round about electronic market. I took Angom straight to the shop of Emeka; the ibo guy that i bought my Tv set from months back.

Emeka was a very handsome guy, infact all my life, i haven't seen a guy that is as fine as him. If i say he is more handsome than Ransom Noah, it is an understatement. As we bargained the price of the home threatre, i couldn't help but admire his fine face. He looked more like a g'ay.

He asked me why i haven't yet paid him a visit in his house. I told him i had been busy and i promised him i would come on Tuesday. Our conversation was strictly in Ibo language.


After the purchase was made, i asked Emeka for his address, he wrote it on a sh'it of paper and gave it to me telling me he would be expecting me on Tuesday evening. I was happy i had made a new friend, not knowing it would be a very wierd friendship.

fankasibe:
bros. Abeg no vex o! But i'm very sorry to say dat 'u ar a big fool'
firstly, must u quote a whole story to prove ya point.
Secondly, don't remind Nigerians of their cultural differences.
Thirdly, i still love u as a brother.

heavy fool

fankasibe:
bros. Abeg no vex o! But i'm very sorry to say dat 'u ar a big fool'
firstly, must u quote a whole story to prove ya point.
Secondly, don't remind Nigerians of their cultural differences.
Thirdly, i still love u as a brother.

I don tell am na, no mind am. Pls u guys should quit the tribal stuff, na wetin dey kill naija be dat.

kwangi: Calm down!
He's not saying anything we don't already know.
Trust me every frat man out there knows the basic slangs of other 'colored'...

no mind am, help me ask am weda if him graduate from sch and him com get work for oil company weda him go dey shout Aro Mate!! for inside him company. Na sack letter tins be dat oh!

Flow,am so glued to this thread,lov ur style of writing.*kisses*

awesome story...me jus dey background dey 4lo d tori lyk CIA...more vaseline 2 ur elbow brov. Cwiously I don laff turn turn

I swear i dey fell you, Flow. Flow On jor!

Flow on boss,where the eck is Chioma?

[color=#000000][/color]Wow wat a nice story,i can't stop laughing,u are d best comedian i hv ever seen,kip d flag high.update more pls.

[color=#000099][/color]Flow nwanne I registered to nairaland today because of your sorry.Please after this story you need to tell more abt your campus day.flow Ibu ezigbo celebrity na nairaland keep it up nwanne.Udo ga achi na ur life soon because of this your write up.nwanne more superglue to ur elbow ka osike more.dandollaz

At last i finally mae it to the last page. Flow, idi kwa too much! I haven't seen a thread that's got me as hooked like this since coolval's thread. I'm almost inspired to resurrect my dusty old thread.

To all the igboh smokers in the house... I hail una ooooh!! WE DEY TOGETHER!!

I grit u masta...i just leave ghetto.... .1 Jumbo down..A spliff a day kips d doctor away

Thank u all. More updates coming soon, pls updates will not be that regular. But one thing for sure, "tori still plenty"

[/color][color=#006600]Abeg my guy flow ur boys dey wait for ur tori ohhh.

just reaching the last page at this time, nice one flows, but if i may ask, wich year did u serve?

Inosenduatall: At last i finally mae it to the last page. Flow, idi kwa too much! I haven't seen a thread that's got me as hooked like this since coolval's thread. I'm almost inspired to resurrect my dusty old thread.

To all the igboh smokers in the house... I hail una ooooh!! WE DEY TOGETHER!!

so ds guy still dey alive,na im u come abandon ur thread,@flow, if u read ds guy tory,u go know say u neva get trouble na 4rm belle trouble don dey follow ds guy come,and @i no send u, guy go revive am,na cos of guys lyk u yewy no dey finish job make me commot 4rm sexuality section on a journey of no return there,mayb u fit make me come back, and to guys wey don dey fight,make una no fight 4 here o,na frnds parole we dey 4 here o. @whitefairy i hope you wont mind me sitting on your laps, flow don sit down on my chair.

Flow you have made it to the fronth page so you have to flow die ooooo

Flow i love u so much, ur so funny,have been on this thread 4 hrs now...have exams by 8am 2day wish me luck plzzzz

Ms_Pweshy: Flow i love u so much, ur so funny,have been on this thread 4 hrs now...have exams by 8am 2day wish me luck plzzzz

i wish u gud luck

cheeiii i gbadun ur tori die, but i had to stay glued to my computer for like 5 to 6hrs reading n digestin the whole story...my eyes really hurt now but i also had a good laugh. flow flowwww, see as u come get plenty fans, even babes dey rush you...lol, "pepper" don rest for you o. Good job though!

Flow i dey feel you die, from Russia...my eyes dey red now with my weed (crital kush) i dey tell your story to my russian friends transltaing to them, them wan laff die

My best day on nairaland surely!!! Thank you guys for bringing it to front page, else I wouldn't have had such fun. Have read from pg 1 - 17. Abeg flow I suggest Ɣ‎​☺U̶̲̥̅̊ publish this as a book! I promise to buy and distribute some copies. Ɣ‎​☺U̶̲̥̅̊ are the bomb man,abeg continue with d work, don't let me taste too long for more plzzzzzzzz

Ms_Pweshy: Flow i love u so much, ur so funny,have been on this thread 4 hrs now...have exams by 8am 2day wish me luck plzzzz

i wish you the best of good luck.

Op, if all u stated here are true then i will let u to know this.
I was once like u, an xyz. I graduated from capilona marine patrol in 2002. I was a deadly rugged bagga then.
But i thank God that i have given my life to Jesus. I left Nigeria in 2008. I have denounce all the convenant i made with the devil.
I have got my salvation from Jesus and i am at peace with him and things have started moving well to me. In ur quite moment ask urself this question,
if i die today where will be? Heaven or Hell? One eye man will not save{VO}. Give urlife to Jesus.

Avoid Pre-marital sex at all costs. Thats it! Then, U'll be dated 4 who U are.
GOD's word still stands best & sure 4 d best solemnization if U'r in tune with HIM. This world is rotten!
Why sin against your own body through pre-marital sex? Its GOD's temple! Remember? He can't dwell in a filthy environment. Even d holy spirit can't stand that too. How then can the Holy Spirit? The Comforter direct your paths!!!
We've so missed this foundation, that why iniquity overshadows the whole earth.
Repent!!! Pls I beg U. The Kingdom of GOD is at hand. JESUS is coming soon.

May we all make Heaven in JESUS Name.

Shalom.

flow1759: "how the tin go na?" i asked Angom as we both sat under the tree in sch the next day, "omo! e make sense oh, u know how much Funke give me after the thing?" Angom said. "how much na?" i inquired, "oboy, na 40k oh" Angom said. "guy i happy for u oh!" i said, i actually envied him.


"Flow wen i dey nak Funke ehnnn, guy i fear wen she com silent oh, she silent for 1minute, fear catch me oh, i tink say she don die oh" Angom said. "hahahahahaha!!! take am easy with that old woman oh". I said, laughing at him.


"ehen, Flow u go follow me go buy something for market today oh" Angom said, "wetin u want make i follow u go buy?" i asked. "i wan buy home threatre na, so we go dey blast wella for my room" he added. "e go make sense oh, so wen we dey smoke igboh, we go dey blast tupac music, d music go make the igboh enter our brain wella, we go go buy am wen sch close" i said.

After sch, were took a bike to ilesa round about electronic market. I took Angom straight to the shop of Emeka; the ibo guy that i bought my Tv set from months back.

Emeka was a very handsome guy, infact all my life, i haven't seen a guy that is as fine as him. If i say he is more handsome than Ransom Noah, it is an understatement. As we bargained the price of the home threatre, i couldn't help but admire his fine face. He looked more like a g'ay.

He asked me why i haven't yet paid him a visit in his house. I told him i had been busy and i promised him i would come on Tuesday. Our conversation was strictly in Ibo language.


After the purchase was made, i asked Emeka for his address, he wrote it on a sh'it of paper and gave it to me telling me he would be expecting me on Tuesday evening. I was happy i had made a new friend, not knowing it would be a very wierd friendship.

yeepaa, oluwaoo, i dan dey read dz thread since 5:43pm nw is 3:24am nd jst makin me laugh like a retard, bro u gat the reason 4 me registerin on dz thread dz mawnin, and u gat my first coment on nairaland, nd nw midnite i had to lock myself in my room so they wnt heard me laughng here nd nt think something else, absoloutely i din knw hw am gonna comment here that war why i had to quote ur post, u tyt pass virgin bro, love ur story bro , pls i cnt wait to read more...

Flow werin dey now..longest time..I jst dey background all dis while..I tried ALOMO wit 1759 xtady..BABA my hostel mate fink say I dn die..cos I slip troway for toilet for almost 6hrs..dem force da door open frm outside..dem see me wey I com hold ma phone..buh am far gone.....when my babe naggin,yellin,ranting too much..I made a promise not to drink again..I com dey fink am say NAH flow kobalise my life oooooooo....pls don't try this any intending comrade

Thanks

Francheezy:
i wish u gud luck

Thanks dear

Damex333: i wish you the best of good luck.

Lemme guess Emeka is gay! Damon I didn't ave this much fun during my service year