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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Wsdm: 6:24am On Mar 11, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: whatever you said, back to you x2 .amen.Do not be perplexed about what he said. He only said in hausa that; " you are a he-goat that 'poo' in your trousers". A further explanation of what he said is pointing to the fact that you prefer to clean yourself with toilet paper(which of course leaves some substantial amount of 'poo' in your 'nyansh') to water( that will wash everything off) just because you want to look western and despise Islam. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 10:20am On Mar 11, 2013 |
Wsdm: Do not be perplexed about what he said. He only said in hausa that; " you are a he-goat that 'poo' in your trousers". A further explanation of what he said is pointing to the fact that you prefer to clean yourself with toilet paper(which of course leaves some substantial amount of 'poo' in your 'nyansh') to water( that will wash everything off) just because you want to look western and despise Islam.Thank u for the explanation |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by freddiley(m): 10:26am On Mar 11, 2013 |
Pls pls boot-likers, dnt use †ђξ person of †ђξ immediate past pope as A̶̲̥̅ yardstick to gain cheap popularity. Its not funi aπϑ u knw it, besides †ђξ pope is A̶̲̥̅ true follower of Jesus. Try something else man |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by onasharon(m): 12:00pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by chimel550: 6:40pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Ama212k: U are a complete defination of a failure that's why u failed ur country by letting other people know that u have a doubt about ur country and exposing ur country's secret. The crime that u have commited is treason and so u are suppose to be beheaded. I love my dear country 9ja and hoped and always pray for the development and progress of my great 9ja, I have no other country but 9ja. God bless 9ja.sweety, its because of people like you that the corruption still climbs up, admiting to a problem is the first step of getting rid of it. I pity you, cause I'm sure you lie to yourself more than you just did here. Grow uP, get a life. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Everfrank(m): 11:10pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Don karizma: from which tv station or newspaper did u get the information.you are just a mis guided muslam that is just looking for cheap attention.What's so special about a foreign language? The language that kept us in bondage for centuries. Most non english countries that have made any meaningful development never used english in their curriculum. Is it Japan, China, India or Iran. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Dewze(m): 4:09am On Mar 12, 2013 |
This section was supposed to be for jokes and laughter but yet you guys have 'mis-managely' managed to turn it into a battle ground. There is a fundamental flaw in the human . We should focus our time limted energy on fighting d source of that flaw rather than the object of it's influence. It d only way we can win. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by babaireti(m): 11:10am On Mar 12, 2013 |
deebrain: But if the English of the poster is bad, then yours is worse,:english: please learn to use capital letters for words that stands for NOUN. English and not english has already mapped you out for a hotter Hell. Ode,Mumu. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by babaireti(m): 11:28am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Wsdm: Do not be perplexed about what he said. He only said in hausa that; " you are a he-goat that 'poo' in your trousers". A further explanation of what he said is pointing to the fact that you prefer to clean yourself with toilet paper(which of course leaves some substantial amount of 'poo' in your 'nyansh') to water( that will wash everything off) just because you want to look western and despise Islam. The original poster is oblivious of the fact that the Bible described JESUS as saying that he was only sent to the lost sheep of Israel,and the Christians are the lost sheep of Israel while Pastors and other Church leaders are Shepherd,then who is a GOAT here?of course we all know who are the wives and children of Goats,and that is why they follow their leaders blindly ,because they are lost SHEEP |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by babaireti(m): 11:31am On Mar 12, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: whatever you said, back to you x2 .amen. The original poster is oblivious of the fact that the Bible described JESUS as saying that he was only sent to the lost sheep of Israel,and the Christians are the lost sheep of Israel while Pastors and other Church leaders are Shepherd,then who is a GOAT here?of course we all know who are the wives and children of Goats,the family of Cow,and that is why they follow their leaders blindly ,because they are lost SHEEP |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Godsword1: 10:51am On Mar 16, 2013 |
Dose christian newspapers and tv media fail to broadcast it but if it were to b an ignorant muslim who unfortunately converts to christianity, d world will hear. HYPOCRITES |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Hajiharuna: 2:10pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: ^ that's why we call you cows or cattleAnd we call you pigs or donkeys. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Hajiharuna: 2:13pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Rooneyboy:u a pig. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Hajiharuna: 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
chimel550: [color=#006600][/color]he won't hang himself honey cuz 20 virgins are not waiting for him. Get that straight.o.k |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 5:30pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
When we christians preach our religion we do peacefully but when the islams preach theirs what do we get? what a shame. Last week 14men were killed in the north just because they were christians, just because the muslims are having prayer that evening and they were left out, is that how you preach? by killing? Creating threads like this? is this how you convert people to ur so-called good religion? If your religion does not preach peace and love for humanity then why would i consider it? This are all lies... and EVEN if the pope converts must you blackmail the religion? how certain is the religions sef? how do we know if all religions are not just made up stories. 99% of yall(christians & muslims) are just defending your religion becos you were born there not becos you know the TRUTH. Thats what the devil wants. to bring down peace, to cause war against religions and clearly we endorse it. WHAT A SHAME.... I am a christian. a proud one. even if my parents convert DAMN i wont. Suckers 1 Like |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 6:33pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Hajiharuna:nobody gives a Shi.t about an useless mallam |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 8:58pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Paschal007: ^are you on some cheap crack? Probably that's why you didn't notice 'tis thread is in the jokes section.========================================= it is in the jokes section but it is true. the pope is now a muslim. You can check it out on youtube. A very strange event. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by PastorKun(m): 9:19pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
babe_online: ^^^ Ignorance at it's peak! |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Hajiharuna: 9:10am On Mar 17, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: nobody gives a Shi.t about an useless mallamand useless you. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by tomiobj(m): 9:39am On Mar 17, 2013 |
midetinz: HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”. This Ȋ̝̊̅§ a serious lie.............wtf b.ʊ.l.l.Poo. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Godsword1: 2:27pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
for all those that says we should go to YouTube that we will see the conversion of pope Benedict, sorry that's not true but fake. why not the real video but some kind of fake picture and worldly music and sound track does it mean that Muslims are that worldly? |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Godsword1: 2:39pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
for all those that says we should go to YouTube that we will see the conversion of pope Benedict, sorry that's not true but fake. why not the real video but some kind of fake picture and worldly music and sound track does it mean that Muslims are that worldly? ; |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by labaks(f): 7:36pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
all these muslims sef se na by force to accept islam ni?? We are christ followers and we love being that. No amount of typing/talking/insults can change that fact Jeeezz!!!! |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by kehinde1588(m): 8:05am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Pastor Kun:is english ur fada language |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 8:07am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Hajiharuna:mallam bring me some suya. Brainless cow |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 10:58am On Mar 18, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: mallam bring me some suya.Useless and shameless creature.are u not on excile, why not go back to ur dirty country. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 11:07am On Mar 18, 2013 |
labaks: all these muslims sef se na by force to accept islam ni??Do u think Islam needs people like you. Only true minded people are welcome. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 11:18am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Ama212k: Useless and shameless creature.are u not on excile, why not go back to ur dirty country.better than the Shi.tholes. you call borno ,zamfara,bauchi all your lawless and dirty states you named it.full of beggars and rapists no wonder you worship a ped.op..hile |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 11:20am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Gods word: for all those that says we should go to YouTube that we will see the conversion of pope Benedict, sorry that's not true but fake. why not the real video but some kind of fake picture and worldly music and sound track does it mean that Muslims are that worldly? ;U've been captured and u were kept in a dark place where there is no light "Meaning u've gone astray". Those people that kept u in a dark place "Those people that lead u 2 astray", are the same people hiding the light 4 u "They are hiding the truth 4 u ". And if 4 any chance u have access to that light "the truth". Definately u will run away or escape "That's why they are not broadcasting the truth about Pope's issue.". U were mislead just because u don't have good brain "Meaning U are an animal". That's why u'll be lost 4ever. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
Rajosh: Illitrate version of hön. Patrick. Lol. Hehehehehe |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by tomiobj(m): 9:35pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
babe_online:. Lies.lies.lies. Youtube lies a lot just lyk dey sed rihanna Ȋ̝̊̅§ dead. Nd that's too much Asin pope being muslim. Don't ʊ even watch news |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by labaks(f): 10:56pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
Cameroonpride, Cameroonpride, Cameroonpride, how many times did I type ur name? Haven't I told u not 2 ans that piece of s.c.u.m called Ama212k? I'm beginning to think u ain't gat a job too . Leave that illiterate jare and let dis topic end. I think he said Islam doesn't need someone like me? Hahahahaha! LEARNER!!! Of course not! I'm different and I speak the truth always. So y wld islam need me? Answering that h.o.0li.gan will make me type words that'll be insultive to gud muslims. So that's why I have decided to neglect the b.e.a.S.t. Don't u see he's frustrated and as a result, insulting everybody? Please follow ma lead and keep mute. He'll shut the f.u.cc.k up if he realises u ain't answering no more. |
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