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A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by NessaFresh(f): 7:01pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
A LOGICAL SOLUTION. Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far a** kissing will take you. A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top. 14 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Chanchit: 7:17pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Lol. People might not agree, but its somehow true. If you have knowledge, then harwork and attitude, walahi if you put asslicking, you are definately gonna make it, cos with ur knowledge, you would know the right as$ to lick. But as$ licking without knowledge would make u lick badt shi!t. 6 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Chanchit: 7:18pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
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Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by idirect(m): 7:29pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
cool |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by coogar: 7:29pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
i want to know where being a nincompoop would take you. 2 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Warlord3000(m): 7:30pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
I guess its time to start kicking a$$ 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by yommy2sure(m): 7:31pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Yeah....no wonder sojas and mopo give more that 100%...they sure can kick a$$es with big boots. |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Nobody: 7:31pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Utter tosh... The OP definitely got F in maths in school.. |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by alluson(m): 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Anaghi ako "BF" ako...ar u a learner...mathematician 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by dulphines: 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
I see those with 118% everywhere in my office. |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by ebucha: 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Na today? |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by ollyboy009(m): 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
This is kinda funny,but it actually got me thinking.nice one dude @op |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by TableLeg(m): 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
NessaFresh: A LOGICAL SOLUTION.Watepipe... You need a cocktail of drugs!!!! |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by alluson(m): 7:34pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Wot abt JOBLESS? |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Acidosis(m): 7:35pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
'We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong." 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by ArQueBusieR(m): 7:35pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Hahaha! I don't work hard; I just work smart. Btw, all a**kissers should be lined up and shot dead. I f**king hate 'em. The military approach works wonders. When you think like a soldier, you'll move mountains. |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by greatgod2012(f): 7:36pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
This is cool but not new again, i've seen this more than 100 times, but for those who are just seeing it for d first time, its true that your attitude determines your altitude. May God help us all. |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by yommy2sure(m): 7:36pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Table Leg : And u need 100 gallons of hpyo....must u quote that long thing? 2 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Nobody: 7:38pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
[size=13pt]It's not true. It's coincidence. Longer words will sum greater "points" if you will. Incompetence - 9+14+3+15+13+16+5+19+5+14+3+5= 121% How far will that get you? Lol.[/size] 17 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by jossy26: 7:42pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
And what does F-O-O-L-I-S-H-N-E-S-S gives you 6+15+15+12+9+19+8+14+5+19+19 = 141% @OP you can see where you belong; shiooor 9 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Kaxmytex(m): 7:43pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Crap 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by momodub: 7:44pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
calculations too much here una fit see winning lotto number for me 2 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by tellwisdom: 7:44pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Table Leg : Guy, why you dey quote the OP again??...You dey learn work? 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by OmolodMilkman93(m): 7:45pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
holy shit |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by ebamma(m): 7:46pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Garri+Ijebu garri+White Garri+Yellow garri=Overfeeding 2 Likes |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by great063(m): 7:46pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Amusing. |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by ebamma(m): 7:46pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Did u pay+The mods+or seun to=Bring this topic to the frontpage |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by ArQueBusieR(m): 7:48pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
ogugua88: [size=13pt]It's not true. It's coincidence. Longer words will sum greater "points" if you will.Way off. Incompetent people thrive in Nigeria. Don't ask me why. 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by Desloaaa(f): 7:48pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
SMH@ Fp |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by NessaFresh(f): 7:51pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Warlord3000: I guess its time to start kicking a$$And lick some too haha |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by NessaFresh(f): 7:52pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
shymexx: Utter tosh...Lol...math wasn't my fav anyways but I always passed it 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by olempe(m): 7:53pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Smh. |
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