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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:16pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Omni_Sparrow: LMBO..!!! One bastard police said that to me.. If you move I fire I say stand here, and you are looking at me Craze dey worry you? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by devour129: 5:16pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
zeyheed: why are you afraiding?why you dey para ? Or why are you paraying ? ( why are you paranoid ) |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by HolyHolla(m): 5:17pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Laugh don tire me o. Make I rest small. I cannot come and go and kill myself. 'Mi o le wa lo pa ara mi' |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Timijo(m): 5:18pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.Let me check for the meanings of the above made in Nigeria English in my made in Nigeria dictionary. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by 4reigningqueen: 5:18pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
This was said by the pastor of Chrislamherb.Dont know if its still existing. "You need to be a hospitality somebody" |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by hoochay: 5:18pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
bright007: i will rather kill myself than commit suicidekeke abeg carry dix one go yaba left,condition don poss becareful chai |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by sammybrainy(m): 5:19pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
been LMHO! gosh! Loving this |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:19pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
johnstar: *shay una go chao garri No na anything swallow na him good 4 bodyie |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by BankuTilapia: 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I am porshoing instead of pursuing hahaaaaa thank God i am not a nigerian 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by donnuvs(m): 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
[color=#000099][/color]throway it away Fever is catching me Why you dey yarn okpata? Put ur mind down. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by xynerise: 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
* I been come your house but u didnt dey *Follow me help me carry this chair. * The water don done. * |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by hoochay: 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
GooseBaba:by dia chat we shall knews them |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
aniiii: I can hear the smell from outside.can we make dis a thing.. can we start callin it naiglish instead of pidgin english... sounds cool |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
See as you thin like bongar fish Only you wan finish that food, dem wan sell you? You get diarrhea.? Why you dey chop and SH.it like this |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Fhemmmy: May i know you? Abeg come make I see u bros... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by naptu2: 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Comot.
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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by shadrach77: 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Let me add some 1. Ngbo, they said you are dating Folake. Is it true ? 2. Your father has spent a lot on your head 3. If you don't study you are just doing yourself 4. I wear a bus from ikorodu to ojota 5. Leave me jare ! 6. That song "entered" my body 7. Na me you dey abuse? Your father !!! 8. If I catch you, you will smell pepper 9. Please reverse back 10. He "gave" me one dirty slap "gbosa!!" 11. That boy has been "chasing" me . He says he wants to marry me 12. I like the "chain" you are wearing ...to be continued 4 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by biolabee(m): 5:23pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Now wey dem be comot this old thread from na? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by stokolie(m): 5:24pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
platinumricky: Buy Your Recharge Cards Herefunny but na true |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Abeg u, no full my hand oh, (dont disappoint me) No do, no do, gragra for here oh.... Area boys full dat place oh.... Or area boys bokur for that location. I full ground remain..... I don belle full ( I am full i.e wen eating) |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bidis: 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
i speak queens english i dt understand those rotten english |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
emmanuel4758: for ur mindooh u think say dis ur english collect lol i don speak my gramaticaly eror anyway i no blame my self cuz i waz nt born in england lol na concord tinz shaspeak it my brother. but dont forget the real english o!! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Xeedorf: 5:28pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
My Oga at the Top |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by E20BILLION(m): 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
These r called Pigin-monolinguistic interferences |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Bleszin(f): 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I COMMENT MY RESERVE... I RADA KILL MYSELF DAN COMMITE SUICIDE.... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:30pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Oga no be like that ohh My oga at the top Oga mi I hail ohhh Troway face my guy, leave that thing Armed robbers no be spirit na person like you and me.. Why you do mouth like person wey chop hot puff puff. Na who carry my pant from wire, that person no go die better.. Where them dey..! Who dem be ..!? 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Banku&Tilapia:Lol same thing i'm glad. Wetin be this i go carry you. does this make any sense! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:32pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
biolabee: Now wey dem be comot this old thread from na? Na wey dem cargo dis old thread frm na? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I been think say na your brother show |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by aniiii(f): 5:33pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
deejay_harry1: can we make dis a thing.. can we start callin it naiglish instead of pidgin english... hahahah why not! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:36pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
shadrach77: Let me add some Lmao..!' How about He jilted me with another woman I was sitting down je je. When he came to look for my trouble If I slap you here ehn ... You go know say Jesus is lord I go rush you slap for here, you no go know wetin do you Every body must answer him papa name Guy why you dey carry chest like person wey chop iron SH.it bone |
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