I troway slaute oh.....

you do river ( meaning thank u)

[b][/b]Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me...

devour129: why you dey para ? Or why are you paraying ? ( why are you paranoid )

No shaking, I strong kakaraka...

bidis: i speak queens english i dt understand those rotten english

I hear you.
So far you be naija, and you've eaten akpu, eba or fufu the blood is in you

I WAS AFRAIDING. POPULAR AMONGST THE YORUBAS

Mathewa: [b][/b]Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me...

Bros no be so, hungry dey beat me, or hungry dey wire me, like say 2morrow no dey.

For where U̶̲̥̅̊ don come see am?

It is with Tolu "dem".

u say u are a secondary school student, look at the type of English that is commotting for ur mouth.
go to school, i won't went, correct urself, i can't fit.

ASUU strike called off!; congratulations to all university students, just about an hour ago the ASUU chairman broke the announcement, which is considered a big one for all university students. After calling off the strike, the media went ahead to ask if the federal government has met the demands of ASUU. Out of dismay,the ASUU chairman shook his head and said he was disappointed with the media more than he his with the FG, saying the media formed a deaf ear to the strike, that an average Nigerian does not know that universities are on strike. He condemned the media's lack of publicity. After expressing his anger he went ahead to say that the Government is doing nothing concerning our demands, even after a closed door meeting with the education minister where the President said he has so many issues to deal with now than to start spending more money on universities. After the meeting however, the chairman of the newly formed party ACP called the chairman of ASUU to a meeting with ACN, CPC, and the AFGAN governor who promised ASUU that they would give ear to ASUU's demand and will do more- one of which every student will be given a bursary award which is to cover 50% of every student fee, that is, for spending 5 years in the universities. 2 years fee would be paid by FG, and every student who graduates with first class would stand a chance to do their masters in canada, while those with lower credit and pass would continue their study in South Africa and Ghana respectively. Also, salary of VC's would be increased by 90%. After this meeting, the ASUU chairman called off the strike asking all students to resume at their various schools on the first week of June 2015, that about 2 years time, of course after voting in ACP. Its so sad that you sat down and read all this poo, that means you are as jobless as I am. Mehn, go find work. This strike would last more than we thought.

Hi guys , can you borrow me some money?

"Tomorrow get belle na wetin e go born? No downgrade, no underrate your friends you nor know tomorrow"

Citation
Fleta man
Track number 6
Album: I don't know
Retrieve: from my brain

The kind cool wen catch me 4 inside Toronto hmm, he nor get part 2 oh

timpaker: why are you "fearing"?
Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show?

Ibo

'Prease', i don't 'rike' it!
If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy

yoruba
will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game?
'oney', am ome!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, dude u wicked no be small.

Food wey don don, don don.

as long as you know proper English and of course your mother tongue..

Allen kee: Food wey don don, don don.

Lol

£20BILLION:
These r called Pigin-monolinguistic interferences

Oyinbo!

Allen kee: Food wey don don, don don.

Change that to proper English. It's difficult. It was on Ay comedy skit and almost all the celebs in attendance failed it except Ebube

Mr. man lowa the tv

hoochay: by dia chat we shall knews them

Na today yansh dey back... ?

please i need your help https://www.nairaland.com/1351708/please-defending-research-proposal-tommorrow#16692682

Cyprian213: u say u are a secondary school student, look at the type of English that is commotting for ur mouth.
go to school, i won't went, correct urself, i can't fit.

I beg bros live dat things jor....
He good my I follow who know road make I nor go full inside gutter.

Dem dey worry all of una for dis place?

Keep quiet,when men re talkin,boys re not suppose to put mouth......lmao(i made the extract from my cousin's facebook page)

This is a great opportunity to say,

btw means by the way and not between

please!!

by the time i finish with u ehh..,u go smell weeeeen......If i sound u there u go see star...belle dey purge me...body dey do me one kind...

"My child were once children"

by Dame patience

Bsc, Ph.d, Dvd, VCD, USB

sheyie2007: Mr. man lowa the tv

abi na give tv belle....

Ladytee-thato:
Lol same thing i'm glad. Wetin be this i go carry you. does this make any sense!

Why una dey try derail this sweet something. Aunty foreigner go drink water to cool your over-heating..

I can't fit do it
He get as he dey do me
E dey pain u
Wetin dey na

1) Sharrap dia or shatttap dia (shut up)
2) So you won follow me talk. (So you want to argue with me)
3) Chief: Baby, order anytin you want to eat. I has money
Babe: Oh Chief, no appetite.
Chief: My dear don't worry. I will send my boys to go andi buy it for you somewhere else. How much is d appetite?