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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2bosun: 12:27pm On Apr 03, 2013
Joblessness of the highest order tongue
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by prof2005: 12:30pm On Apr 03, 2013
Zenith and Diamond!

Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:33pm On Apr 03, 2013
Plenty of the girls go be Import-Export Bank grin.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Policewoman(f): 12:34pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One
Relationship To Another–
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are FIRST INLAND
BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They
Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB.

Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet
Debit You Massively For Every
Affection Are UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To
Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They
Don’t Realize They Are No More In
Vogue Are UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones
Are MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand
Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their
Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.
-
So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think
your lady belongs to?
Dry joke. NEXT!!!!!!!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Kingsintei(m): 12:36pm On Apr 03, 2013
If ladie were bank i grarantee to deposite and payin my dick every 2sec
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by seunny4lif(m): 12:37pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


shocked Nice one...... I never though about these banks! They are definitely Hausa and fulani babes..... I really don't know much about em!


cheesycheesycheesy So,becos na Bank of the North tht mean say na Northerns babes go dey there shockedshockedshocked
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:38pm On Apr 03, 2013
Feed me more: I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1 tongue

Err... Fidelity and Diamond banks gatts be my preferred choice.. grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ljboy(m): 12:39pm On Apr 03, 2013
wah abt mainstreet bank..lwkmd... funny post sha... mine z diamond n fidelity oo
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:40pm On Apr 03, 2013
Richfella: Plenty of the girls go be Import-Export Bank grin.

I got a fixed deposit account in NEXIM grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:43pm On Apr 03, 2013
Kingsintei: If ladie were bank i grarantee to deposite and payin my dick every 2sec

grin You go just wreck!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:43pm On Apr 03, 2013
Girls girls girls girls

BANK PHB - I can't stand bytches who are like that...

FIRST INLAND BANK - When you see them - gatts run for ya life.

ZENITH BANK - Can't be around a sadist, life is too short for that.

GTB BANK - the worst of them all.. Superficial socialite who will spend her life savings on stupidity.. Broke bytches just trying to show off... I can't stand them..


All the bytches that fit the definition of these four banks deserve to be judged!!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:45pm On Apr 03, 2013
seunny4lif: cheesycheesycheesy So,becos na Bank of the North tht mean say na Northerns babes go dey there shockedshockedshocked

Na so na...... How them Hausa girls be like? I never taste that kitty before! tongue
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by eriegua83: 12:45pm On Apr 03, 2013
Oceanic and intercontenental no longer exist.
Ijele-igbo:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One
Relationship To Another–
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are FIRST INLAND
BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They
Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB.

Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet
Debit You Massively For Every
Affection Are UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To
Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They
Don’t Realize They Are No More In
Vogue Are UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones
Are MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand
Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their
Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.
-
So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think
your lady belongs to?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:48pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx: Girls girls girls girls

BANK PHB - I can't stand bytches who are like that...

FIRST INLAND BANK - When you see them - gatts run for ya life.

ZENITH BANK - Can't be around a sadist, life is too short for that.

GTB BANK - the worst of them all.. Superficial socialite who will spend her life savings on stupidity.. Broke bytches just trying to show off... I can't stand them..


All the bytches that fit the definition of these four banks deserve to be judged!!

grin Leave my darling GTB for me! She's got a mastercard we use to shop online together! She ain't no local bitch! She's an international chick.....

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Revolva(m): 12:48pm On Apr 03, 2013
Una no mention ...acess bank.which .are d slutty ones grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:49pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx: Girls girls girls girls

BANK PHB - I can't stand bytches who are like that...

FIRST INLAND BANK - When you see them - gatts run for ya life.

ZENITH BANK - Can't be around a sadist, life is too short for that.

GTB BANK - the worst of them all.. Superficial socialite who will spend her life savings on stupidity.. Broke bytches just trying to show off... I can't stand them..


All the bytches that fit the definition of these four banks deserve to be judged!!
go back to work tongue
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 12:50pm On Apr 03, 2013
Jaiz bank is not there
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by DTELLY(m): 12:50pm On Apr 03, 2013
Oceanic too fat no wonder dey neva last long,diamond,hmmm beta be prepared 2 share her wit a lot of guys, I beta stick wit fidelity cool
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:50pm On Apr 03, 2013
eriegua83: Oceanic and intercontenental no longer exist.

Yeah! I heard the two bi'tch'es merged together!!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by whally(m): 12:50pm On Apr 03, 2013
I like Diamond and GTB. Did I say GTB? No, Diamond and Fidelity joor smiley
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by efosanice: 12:51pm On Apr 03, 2013
i read this write up 4 years ago when i was still in the bank, that was when there was first inland bank which became finbank and then FCMB
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:51pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


grin Leave my darling GTB for me! She's got a mastercard we use to shop online together! She ain't no local bitch! She's an international chick.....


However, she runs at a deficit all the time like the US budget - go figure... wink
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:52pm On Apr 03, 2013
eriegua83: Oceanic and intercontenental no longer exist.

Yeah! I heard the two bi'tch'es merged together!!
I don't do lesbians though!!! lipsrsealed
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by hammedkola(m): 12:53pm On Apr 03, 2013
@op why GTB last?

First bank is d oldest,

Nothing like Intercontinental again, or Oceanic

And where is sterling bank?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:53pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
go back to work tongue

Back to work, hun..

You gatts be Diamond and Fidelity banks... wink

Diamonds is a gem - and with fidelity, there will be no need to cuff you... wink
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by tundelomo(m): 12:54pm On Apr 03, 2013
What of bank of industry girls? I guess those 1s should be able to serve d populace in time of financial probs
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Policewoman(f): 12:55pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ok. Me I be Barclays Bank.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:55pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

Back to work, hun..

You gatts be Diamond and Fidelity banks... wink

Diamonds is a gem - and with fidelity, there will be no need to cuff you... wink
*cheesy grin* grin tongue
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:56pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

However, she runs at a deficit all the time like the US budget - go figure... wink

Even during the rainy days, she's still my favorite b'it'ch cus she's game and knows how to do her thing! grin
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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

However, she runs at a deficit all the time like the US budget - go figure... wink
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by yemstok(m): 12:58pm On Apr 03, 2013
shocked Oceanic,Intercontinental and Bank PHB still dey exist?

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