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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:35pm On Apr 03, 2013
adim2: @op

You leave plenty banks o. What about
Fcmb
Eco bank
Mainstream bank
Sterling bank
Standard chartered
Enterprise bank
Unity bank

Oya update all dis banks sharp sharp. Seriously my babe na fidelity and diamond bank.

Uhhh Did those banks meet the minimum capital bank base requirement
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by hardbody: 1:53pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One
Relationship To Another–
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are FIRST INLAND
BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They
Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB.

Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet
Debit You Massively For Every
Affection Are UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To
Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They
Don’t Realize They Are No More In
Vogue Are UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones
Are MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand
Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their
Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.
-
So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think
your lady belongs to?

THis is soooo old...but refreshing to read again. For instance, some of the banks mentioned are either moribund, taken over or liquidated
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:58pm On Apr 03, 2013
hardbody:

THis is soooo old...but refreshing to read again. For instance, some of the banks mentioned are either moribund, taken over or liquidated
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:59pm On Apr 03, 2013
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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by bigt2(m): 2:12pm On Apr 03, 2013
JAMB 2013 LEAKED QUESTIONS!!

INSTRUCTION
Attempt all questions.
TIME
1hr 30mins
SECTION A(All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you switch on a nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took,what is the past tense of make?
3. Which university in nigeria has the largest number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If buhari is a friend of obasanjo on facebook,who sent the friend request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is 10.50,what is the cost of moi?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the nigerian police and nigerian girls who likes money more?
2.Using the almighty formula,calculate thediameter of elegushi beach.(take pi=3.142)
3. If ADA is a girl and OBI is a boy,who is ADAOBI?
4. If your x-girlfriend/boyfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionier after you broke up,find the value of X..
5. If it takes goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national confrence,howmany days will it take patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1..if tufacewas given a prado and ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively,there is every likelihood that D banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without anavailable bride. Discuss
2.write an essay of 1,500 words on the topic "my oga at the top"
NO SIDE TALK, NO CHEATING..
Good luck! Follow me on twitter @bigt4y
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Drdaps(m): 2:41pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ladies were develomental bank coz if u deposit ur natural yoghurt wit dem after 9 months it will yield u a very big profit and if u ar lucky it can be double profit(twins)
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Jovanna(f): 2:47pm On Apr 03, 2013
I'm diamond nd fidelity banks bt una no include WEMA BANK
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by GentleNaaz(m): 2:52pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


grin you're a virtuous woman!

no, VIRTUOUS BANK
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by joe4christ(m): 3:07pm On Apr 03, 2013
I bank with Diamond and Fidelity Bank.
I swear, i don see wife!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele Igbo,

If ladies were banks...... For real, I don't deal with UBA and Zenith....., Wicked Banks!!!


Fidelity truly keeps their word(mybaby bank).......!!!
GTBank keeps me on and on and on even when am red.....!!!

FirstGidigba my moneybag(sweetgirl)..........just met her!! grin


I really wanna marry FCMB or Diamond....but am confused.....ahahahaha


Me think FCMB deserves Diamond characteristics.....am still thinking grin ......FCMB on my mind now....!!! cool

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by eriegua83: 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2013
First inland bank, oceanic and first bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by emmy23: 4:42pm On Apr 03, 2013
Mine is GTB and Diamond Bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Carinaflo(f): 5:06pm On Apr 03, 2013
I'm skye, fidelity and diamond
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by raystanley(m): 5:11pm On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: My bank Fidelity and Diamond
Poster u forgot to include Access Bank
Access bank na Ashi... Na everybody dey entre am...
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by newpaparazzi(m): 5:54pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ride on creative mind. ma wify is a virtuos woman.love her dearly.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by mothers: 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2013
B4 i do read almost al d posts in evry topic i enta because human beings wia replyin. Now i only read if dias enuf 'likes' on d post, weda iz new or not. Tank u Seun 4 ading d 'like' buton 4 dis generation.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by logica(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2013
The hoes are called Sperm Bank.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ryda(m): 10:59pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


shocked I hate FINBANK girls.... Very dangerous and poisonous girls!



FINBANK girls get pine...and dem sabi chuck.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ninilowo(m): 11:26pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Access bank girls........ Those girls who are ugly facially but got big, round ikebe and pointed boobs!
I no gree. Access na dose ladies that accept all kind of customers and u can withdraw your account to zero balance.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Emodeee: 12:41am On Apr 04, 2013
GTB girlz fine sha
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:41am On Apr 04, 2013
Emodeee: GTB girlz fine sha

Do you mean the female employees?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 3:43am On Apr 04, 2013
And that guy will soon close them all down with his backward policies and back it up with lectures riddled with plagiarism.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by onyfrank: 7:24am On Apr 04, 2013
Beync: oya match make them nau
The ones that check ur wallet when u ar not there are Access bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by nwabumalyahoo: 9:11am On Apr 04, 2013
My Beloved is diamond bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Oluwamissie: 3:13pm On Apr 04, 2013
mine is nt listed here...hummm..WORLD BANK:-D
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Adaeze003(f): 4:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
Diamond bank...would have been first inland buh....

Btw @op some of these banks do not exist.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by kolamilan(m): 5:51am On Apr 05, 2013
ladies don suffer
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by seunny4lif(m): 1:54am On Apr 09, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Na so na...... How them Hausa girls be like? I never tate that kitty before! tongue
GO BORNO STATE BECOS NA THERE U GO ENJOY WELL AND CARRY BOMB WITH MACHINE GUN JOIN BODY GO OOH

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