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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:35pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
adim2: @op Uhhh Did those banks meet the minimum capital bank base requirement |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by hardbody: 1:53pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo: THis is soooo old...but refreshing to read again. For instance, some of the banks mentioned are either moribund, taken over or liquidated |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:58pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
hardbody: |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:59pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by bigt2(m): 2:12pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Drdaps(m): 2:41pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ladies were develomental bank coz if u deposit ur natural yoghurt wit dem after 9 months it will yield u a very big profit and if u ar lucky it can be double profit(twins) |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Jovanna(f): 2:47pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
I'm diamond nd fidelity banks bt una no include WEMA BANK |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by GentleNaaz(m): 2:52pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:no, VIRTUOUS BANK |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by joe4christ(m): 3:07pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
I bank with Diamond and Fidelity Bank. I swear, i don see wife! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele Igbo, If ladies were banks...... For real, I don't deal with UBA and Zenith....., Wicked Banks!!! Fidelity truly keeps their word(mybaby bank).......!!! GTBank keeps me on and on and on even when am red.....!!! FirstGidigba my moneybag(sweetgirl)..........just met her!! I really wanna marry FCMB or Diamond....but am confused.....ahahahaha Me think FCMB deserves Diamond characteristics.....am still thinking ......FCMB on my mind now....!!! 1 Like |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by eriegua83: 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
First inland bank, oceanic and first bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by emmy23: 4:42pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Mine is GTB and Diamond Bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Carinaflo(f): 5:06pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
I'm skye, fidelity and diamond |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by raystanley(m): 5:11pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: My bank Fidelity and DiamondAccess bank na Ashi... Na everybody dey entre am... |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by newpaparazzi(m): 5:54pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ride on creative mind. ma wify is a virtuos woman.love her dearly. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by mothers: 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
B4 i do read almost al d posts in evry topic i enta because human beings wia replyin. Now i only read if dias enuf 'likes' on d post, weda iz new or not. Tank u Seun 4 ading d 'like' buton 4 dis generation. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by logica(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
The hoes are called Sperm Bank. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ryda(m): 10:59pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo: FINBANK girls get pine...and dem sabi chuck. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ninilowo(m): 11:26pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:I no gree. Access na dose ladies that accept all kind of customers and u can withdraw your account to zero balance. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Emodeee: 12:41am On Apr 04, 2013 |
GTB girlz fine sha |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:41am On Apr 04, 2013 |
Emodeee: GTB girlz fine sha Do you mean the female employees? |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 3:43am On Apr 04, 2013 |
And that guy will soon close them all down with his backward policies and back it up with lectures riddled with plagiarism. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by onyfrank: 7:24am On Apr 04, 2013 |
Beync: oya match make them nauThe ones that check ur wallet when u ar not there are Access bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by nwabumalyahoo: 9:11am On Apr 04, 2013 |
My Beloved is diamond bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Oluwamissie: 3:13pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
mine is nt listed here...hummm..WORLD BANK:-D |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Adaeze003(f): 4:36pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Diamond bank...would have been first inland buh.... Btw @op some of these banks do not exist. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by kolamilan(m): 5:51am On Apr 05, 2013 |
ladies don suffer |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by seunny4lif(m): 1:54am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:GO BORNO STATE BECOS NA THERE U GO ENJOY WELL AND CARRY BOMB WITH MACHINE GUN JOIN BODY GO OOH |
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