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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:58pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Even during the rainy days, she's still my favorite b'it'ch cus she's game and knows how to do her thing! grin
stop referring women as b'it'ches tongue
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:58pm On Apr 03, 2013
Policewoman: Ok. Me I be Barclays Bank.

Now, I see why you bark all the time.. wink
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:59pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
*cheesy grin* grin tongue

Huh?? undecided
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by nikkyshyne(f): 12:59pm On Apr 03, 2013
Skye bank, Fidelity bank and Diamond bank. smiley
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:59pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

Huh?? undecided
never mind
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:01pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:

Even during the rainy days, she's still my favorite b'it'ch cus she's game and knows how to do her thing! grin

Bro., you must love gold-diggers and superficial byt.ches... grin

Byt.ches like that only care about their superficial lifestyle, and nothing else...

She'll make you crash like the Lehman brothers and leave your broke ar.se without looking back...
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:03pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
stop referring women as b'it'ches tongue

Hmmm..... Are you GTB?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:03pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Hmmm..... Are you GTB?
hell no grin
my husband shall never be broke, in Jesus name
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:04pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
stop referring women as b'it'ches tongue

Honestly, there are two types of female humanoids - women and byt.ches...

Women are the upstanding ones who deserve all the respect in the world because they earned it... Byt.ches on the other hand are scandalous - we need to keep casting them because they ain't shytee...

I rate and respect women but I can't stand byt.ches...
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by adim2(m): 1:05pm On Apr 03, 2013
@op

You leave plenty banks o. What about
Fcmb
Eco bank
Mainstream bank
Sterling bank
Standard chartered
Enterprise bank
Unity bank

Oya update all dis banks sharp sharp. Seriously my babe na fidelity and diamond bank.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:06pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
never mind

Fill me in...

Can you fill me in? - Craig David's voice
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:06pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

Bro., you must love gold-diggers and superficial byt.ches... grin

Byt.ches like that only care about their superficial lifestyle, and nothing else...

She'll make you crash like the Lehman brothers and leave your broke ar.se without looking back...

You getting it wrong dude! Go ask all the fellas hanging out with GTB Bi'tc'he's... They gonna testify to you!
She ain't like Zenith bank..... Who I think is the most superficial bi'tc'h of all
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:07pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

Fill me in...

Can you fill me in? - Craig David's voice
you are so cringe grin grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Donmichaelz(m): 1:07pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


You have made a wise decision..... The keys to your 2 bedroom flat and your new brand official car will be handed over to you by the secretary!
Congratulations!!
Seriously?i no dey play o...
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Fishout(m): 1:08pm On Apr 03, 2013
gtbank[color=]gtbank[/color]gtbank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:09pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

Honestly, there are two types of female humanoids - women and byt.ches...

Women are the upstanding ones who deserve all the respect in the world because they earned it... Byt.ches on the other hand are scandalous - we need to keep casting them because they ain't shytee...

I rate and respect women but I can't stand byt.ches...
fair point
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:09pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
hell no grin
my husband shall never be broke, in Jesus name

What bank are you babe?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by nikkyshyne(f): 1:10pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Truth be say I no remember say Access bank follow! tongue
Apologies to all customers of Access Bank
Those that gives free access to their private area to every tom, infeanyi and Harry. Update am.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


What bank are you babe?
diamond with a mix of fidelity cheesy
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:11pm On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


You getting it wrong dude! Go ask all the fellas hanging out with GTB Bi'tc'he's... They gonna testify to you!
She ain't like Zenith bank..... Who I think is the most superficial bi'tc'h of all

Bro., been around a few and I just can't stand them... These byt.ches are scandalous, trust me... They also take international silent D in django whenever they go abroad..#LowKey..
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Damojo: 1:11pm On Apr 03, 2013
What of HAVESEX sorry ACCESS BANK? the ones that kill their staff sorry BFs
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:12pm On Apr 03, 2013
Donmichaelz: Seriously?i no dey play o...

shocked Uh? Who be you?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:12pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
you are so cringe grin grin

wink wink
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by hrhobi1(m): 1:12pm On Apr 03, 2013
I YAM CENTRAL BANSK
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:15pm On Apr 03, 2013
adaobi123:
diamond with a mix of fidelity cheesy

Hmmm..... That's cool....
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by ezedolar: 1:18pm On Apr 03, 2013
I go for sky bank because those slim one u can turn their legs any how to get where u are going
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:18pm On Apr 03, 2013
shymexx:

Bro., been around a few and I just can't stand them... These byt.ches are scandalous, trust me... They also take international silent D in django whenever they go abroad..#LowKey..

grin Oh sorry bro! Seems you opened the wrong account.... They can be scandalous when you're careless
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:19pm On Apr 03, 2013
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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by tunde1200(m): 1:21pm On Apr 03, 2013
Lol can't just stop laughing is funny but sounds real!!!m
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:32pm On Apr 03, 2013
nikkyshyne: Those that gives free access to their private area to every tom, infeanyi and Harry. Update am.

Yeah babe! You are so on point!! That's definitely Access bank bi'tch'es........ She gave me her secret pin too! grin
nikkyshyne: Those that gives free access to their private area to every tom, infeanyi and Harry. Update am.

Yeah babe! You are so on point!! That's definitely Access bank bi'tch'es........ She gave me her secret pin too!

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