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Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by luckarub(m): 11:05am On Apr 29, 2013
How would a love letter of a Mathematician look like?......
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house laying in an aesthetically, trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and embellished spherical eyes, standing in your bejewelled triangular garden. Before setting my eyes on you, my heart was in a null set, but when the vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me!

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Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by ezemoses(m): 11:36am On Apr 29, 2013
which nonsense be dis one?
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by olumaxi(m): 11:52am On Apr 29, 2013
Lwkmd..OP,u don sick
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by Enegod(m): 2:21pm On Apr 29, 2013
luckarub: How would a love letter of a Mathematician look like?......
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house laying in an aesthetically, trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and embellished spherical eyes, standing in your bejewelled triangular garden. Before setting my eyes on you, my heart was in a null set, but when the vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me!
kid
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by Nobody: 2:55pm On Apr 29, 2013
u are indeed truly gifted.mehn u've got talent in womanoscopy.
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by dmcdad: 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2013
Ehya...
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by dhrey: 3:44pm On Apr 29, 2013
U make sense.
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by SLIDEwaxie(m): 4:41pm On Apr 29, 2013
Ninejaywon: u are indeed truly gifted.mehn u've got talent in womanoscopy.
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Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by sholagafar(m): 7:08pm On Apr 29, 2013
Anyway u try sha,but it look funny small.
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by kingpin0308(m): 6:45am On May 01, 2013
luckarub: How would a love letter of a Mathematician look like?......
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house laying in an aesthetically, trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and embellished spherical eyes, standing in your bejewelled triangular garden. Before setting my eyes on you, my heart was in a null set, but when the vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me!
Re: Mathematical Way Of Approach - She Will Fall For U! by WorldwarIII: 1:39pm On May 01, 2013
Guy, your pentagon shaped head needs to be differentiated before wholly integrated into the circumference of a psychiatry.. You funny! grin

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