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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by JOYCEOUS(f): 1:52am On Aug 14, 2013 |
VanTee20: Errrrmmmm! Me no undstnd dis one oo! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:11am On Aug 14, 2013 |
JOYCEOUS: Ok. The man asked the blonde to paint the PORCH of his house for $100, informing her that the paint to be used is in the garage. The blonde, however, thought he wanted her to paint a car called PORSCHE, so she went ahead to paint the man's car she found in the garage instead. After collecting her money, the blonde informed the man that his car is not a Porsche but a Lexus... Oya smile if u now understand |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Nobody: 10:06am On Aug 14, 2013 |
i've got 2 comment!!! dese jokes mek sense die,kip it coming... |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by agb2011(f): 1:25am On Aug 16, 2013 |
welldone! you got me laughing from the beginning to the end |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by made2fit(f): 7:16pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
[quote author=VanTee20] [b]*pulls him back roughly by the collar of his agbada* Where do you think you are going? Come back here and comment jor Agbada get collar? [quote author=VanTee20] [b]*pulls him back roughly by the collar of his agbada* Where do you think you are going? Come back here and comment jor Agbada get collar? 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by JOYCEOUS(f): 9:42pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
VanTee20: Tanks! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:50am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Akpos came home early from office one day and he was shocked to find his girlfriend (Ekaette) in the arms of his best friend (Eazy). He angrily sent Ekaette out of the room get. Then he confronted his friend Eazy saying. "What was that all about? Have u forgotten that she is my girlfriend." "I love your girlfriend and she loves me too," Eazy replied. "Are u nuts? She is my girlfriend. I love and she loves," Akpos pronounced angrily. After a long argument, Akpos suggested that they should fire guns to attract Ekaette's attention and pretend to be both dead, that way they will know who Ekaette loves most when she start mourning. Eazy agreed and they quickly fired the guns. Ekaette heard the gunshots and she rushed into room to find both Akpos and Eazy on the floor. At first she expressed shock and surprise, then almost immediately she started laughing loudly, then she shouted, "Kay, get out of that wardrobe, these two idiots are dead!" Akpos, who was pretending to be dead before, fainted from there! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:52am On Aug 17, 2013 |
nabsprada: i've got 2 comment!!! dese jokes mek sense die,kip it coming... Thanks sir |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:53am On Aug 17, 2013 |
agb2011: welldone! you got me laughing from the beginning to the end Thanks ma'am |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:54am On Aug 17, 2013 |
JOYCEOUS: You are most welcome my sister |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 6:55am On Aug 17, 2013 |
[quote author=made2fit][/quote] |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Jumizie13(f): 2:37pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
keep it coming guy. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by buyles(f): 10:00pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
I read all ur jokes van, welldone, dey r all very funny:-) I read all ur jokes van, welldone, dey r all very funny:-) |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ekereku: 10:26am On Aug 20, 2013 |
No better medicine for laughter than this. VanTee20: #21 |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ekereku: 12:06pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
Thanks guy. VanTee20: Akpos came home early from office one day and he was shocked to find his girlfriend (Ekaette) in the arms of his best friend (Eazy). |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Ibroboss(m): 12:33pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
Veetee20 or whatever u call urself,I 8 u and ur jokes but I dnt 8 u or neither do I 8 ur jokes u r muahhhhhh,olorun ngbo! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:52pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
Jumizie13: keep it coming guy. Thanks my sister... |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:54pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
buyles: I read all ur jokes van, welldone, dey r all very funny:-) I read all ur jokes van, welldone, dey r all very funny:-) Thanks Buyles, I'm glad you like the jokes ... |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
ekereku: No better medicine for laughter than this. ekereku: Thanks guy. ekereku: No better medicine for laughter than this. Thank you very much for commenting sir. God bless u... |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 1:00pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
Ibroboss: Veetee20 or whatever u call urself,I 8 u and ur jokes but I dnt 8 u or neither do I 8 ur jokes u r muahhhhhh,olorun ngbo! You are funny, guy... I was meaning to give u a e-slap before I read the concluding part of your post. God save u sha |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:20am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Two guys (Akpos and Eazy) decided to break away from the psychiatric hospital after so many months of protesting to the Authorities that they were not mentally ret'a'rded. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat the watchman into a pulp, open the gate and run away. When they reached the gate on the day they planned, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open. . . . . . . Akpos and Eazy turned to each other and said. "Sh'i't! our plan has failed. Lets go back, we will try again tomorrow." 2 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Nobody: 10:15pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
VanTee20: #9 This cracked me up so baaaaad! Nice. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lawrence14: 9:20am On Aug 22, 2013 |
OMG.v been laughing like crazy n i can't breath well.nice jokes bro,nice one |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by davesean007: 10:33am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Lagusta: abeg, these jokes make sense joor...... Neva had an interestin joke like dis |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Switup: 12:06am On Sep 10, 2013 |
VanTee20 if I send d end time committee to beat u up now..., pÉople will ask me how it has affected d price of garri in the market and others will scream all izz well...! Why on earth have u stopped po§tin naw..? Since august 21th...! Do and come jaree... I miss ur jokes ni..! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:26am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Swit up: VanTee20 if I send d end time committee to beat u up now..., pÉople will ask me how it has affected d price of garri in the market and others will scream all izz well...! Why on earth have u stopped po§tin naw..? Since august 21th...! Lwkmd! Schedule has become extra tight, that's why I've stopped posting. Don't you worry, the jokes will return pretty soon. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Madawaki01(m): 12:00pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
VanTee20:hope u weren't robbed of d league cup,cos dis one wey u get tight schedule |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:38pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Madawaki01: hope u weren't robbed of d league cup,cos dis one wey u get tight schedule Robbed ke? It hasn't been played yet na... |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Dygeasy(m): 8:55pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
The new story I'm writing. Check it out. www.nairaland.com/1465610/saviour-ii-salvation-ops#18637253 |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Vicmama: 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Wow! U are very good at telling jokes, am laughing off my my head here. Very on point. |
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