VanTee20: #19
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"

As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet,
ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning."

Marian17:

hahahaha! Very funny

Br3nd4: Rotflmao. . . oh my word!
Van wont kee me

VanTee20: #19
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"

As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet,
ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning."

dominique:

Faints

VanTee20:

Gives her mouth resuscitation

VanTee20: #8
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer;

“This is the
dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks;

“Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said
the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!”

Fishoy:
...lmfao...my ribs oo

Jovanna: Van tee nani kip it cuming

Foxy_Ultimate:

VanTee20: #9
Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to
his friend naked!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the
waist instead of putting it round your neck!"

Kenistry:
hehehehehe......hilarious!

Lucario007: lol guy u try no be small. 10/10 for this

candy: thumbs up

Marian17: ^^ Lolz...

VanTee20: #12
TEACHER: Akpos, what is 4+ 4?

AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know.

TEACHER: Ok, I know u love snacks so listen; If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I give u an additional 4 balls, what will u have?

AKPOS: 8 puff-puff.

TEACHER: Bravo! We are making progress here. So what is 4-4?

AKPOS: I nor know o!

TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I give u 4 balls of puff-puff, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in ur hand?

AKPOS: Na oil naa!

VanTee20: Two guys were walking down the street when a mugger approached them and demanded their money.

They both grudgingly pulled out their wallets
and began taking out their cash.

Just then one guy turned to the other and handed him a bill.

"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he
said.