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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 5:16pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Emusan: Na true the egbon talk o. Walai Weed na bastard |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by texanomaly(f): 5:29pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha...and also..."a heart" awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by JOYCEOUS(f): 7:19pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
VanTee20: Errm I forgot to add, the boy's name na AKPORS... hu else e 4 b if not my cupcake AKPORS |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by toluhere(m): 10:04am On Jul 21, 2013 |
Vantee, good morning. Pls, what is ur phone number? I want to ask u about the fuoye biometric in front of UI. Pls what is ur phone number? Or call me on 08067668658. Pls it,s urgent!!!!! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by doclan: 2:50pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Wow.. Cant Stop Laughing.. Vantee U are d man.. More ororo to ur elbow |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Unluvable(f): 9:09pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
VanTee20: #19 Hahahahahaha Oh my goodness! This got be rolling on the bed literally 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by pesty100(m): 9:32pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
more palm oil to ya eljow |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Yeske2(m): 1:12pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Van, you too much abeg. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by McMastiff(m): 1:46pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Just yesterday i saw an ABOKI wrap his fone wit a kerchief and i was suprise.Trying to find out why he did that,i asked him,"ABOKI,why are you wrapping your fone with a kerchief?? He told me,"I WANT TO HIDE MY NUMBER AND CALL MY FRIEND!! 4 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by McMastiff(m): 1:54pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
The principal asked the man,"Are u the new English teacher? He answered,"Yes i are!! 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by engroke(m): 2:37pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
VanTee20: #9haaaaaa laff don make me touch my oga breast now |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by engroke(m): 2:39pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Mc Mastiff: The principal asked the man,"Are u the new English teacher? He answered,"Yes i are!!i came, i saw i throwway face |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by McMastiff(m): 6:46pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Stupid boy-big boy na cash,no be starch!! Stupid gal-where u dey wen Tuface dey give ur mates belle?? |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by McMastiff(m): 6:51pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Sista,mek i tel u...wen ENGAGEMENT RING dey ur finger reach 6years,e don turn KEY HOLDER be dat o!! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:12pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Thanks all for the comments, my belle just dey sweet as I dey read am . @Mc Mastiff, go and create a thread for ur own jokes na |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Ohh vantee number 8 & 9 are my favourite lol |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 4:11pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in sh'i't up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with sh'i't up to their noses. The Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with sh'i't up to their knees, drinking tea and eating bread. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some tea. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K. Tea break's over. Everyone back in on your heads!" 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Layemii: Ohh vantee number 8 & 9 are my favourite lol Thanks for commenting ma'am |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 4:24pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
"Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks a patient. "No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor. "Please, just one kiss," she pleads. "Sorry ma'am," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be f'u'cking you." 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Jiteshell(f): 4:41pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
VanTee20: A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.hahahaha, that guy own don finish 1 Like |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by gilmaro(m): 9:18am On Jul 30, 2013 |
these jokes are hilarous |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by gilmaro(m): 9:52am On Jul 30, 2013 |
VanTee20: #9 Nice one. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Nimson: 10:34am On Jul 30, 2013 |
hahahaha i like dis joke |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by justgyft(f): 6:29pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
Nice jokes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by gilmaro(m): 6:37am On Aug 01, 2013 |
VanTee20: #22Very nice one, i love this. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by doclan: 10:11am On Aug 13, 2013 |
VanTee20: Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby.laughing always wen on ds thread.. Vantee may GOD nt cease to make U laugh.. Keep it up. Cee U at earth's beach. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by frayoz: 10:39am On Aug 13, 2013 |
Wow... Could u pls harness this into a money-spinning venture cos u are no doubt great.. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ayde: 5:42pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Very funny jokes. VanTee20 where are you oh!!! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:18pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Thank you all, I dey enjoy all ya comments o... |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:24pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
A blonde, looking to earn some extra money, decided to offer her services as a "handy woman" and started canvassing an affluent nearby neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded. "How about $100?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" "She was just up here, how could she have missed it?" He queried. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're done already?" the husband asked in surprise. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats" Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $100 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added slowly, "your car, it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus." |
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