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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Marian17(f): 10:15pm On May 12, 2013 |
VanTee20: #7Lwkmd... This got me cracking |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:50pm On May 17, 2013 |
#9 Akpors was being discharged from Yaba Mental Hospital after the doctors thought he was finally back to normal. They put him in an Ambulance to be taken back home. They took him to Omole, as he claimed that's where he lived. Just as they approached a certain house, 2 kids dressed in school uniforms came out of the house. Akpos screamed; "Those are my children, they are going to school". A minute later a woman came out of the same house and Akpos screamed; "That's my wife, she is late for work." This time the doctors were convinced Akpos was okay and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains. As they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Akpos screamed; "Yes, that's me, i am going to my office." 14 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by SlendyMEE(f): 12:47am On May 18, 2013 |
VanTee20: #9LMAO |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by nnecar(f): 2:05pm On May 18, 2013 |
Your jokes make sense,kudos |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:57pm On May 18, 2013 |
SlendyMEE: LMAO. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:58pm On May 18, 2013 |
nnecar: Your jokes make sense,kudos . Thanks for commenting ma'am. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by megareal: 4:02pm On May 18, 2013 |
Im loving this. NIce ones. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Sexybarbie(f): 9:47pm On May 18, 2013 |
lmao. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:20pm On May 19, 2013 |
#10 Akpos asked Chichi in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!” All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he felt embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’ table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what someone is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH NA!!!" Everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears. "I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty" 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:22pm On May 19, 2013 |
megareal: Im loving this. NIce ones.Thanks |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:24pm On May 19, 2013 |
Sexybarbie: lmao. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Nobody: 11:50pm On May 19, 2013 |
Good thread actually, man. Keep going. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Dygeasy(m): 6:20am On May 20, 2013 |
VanTee20: #7dies!! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:33pm On May 20, 2013 |
#11 A psychiatrist wanted to the number of his patients had been cured of madness, so he assembled them in a classroom and drew a big door on d board. He then told the class that anyone that can open the door on the board will recieve 20,000 cash as a gift and he will also be free to go home. On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to open the door, except one young man who remained in his seat at the back of the class smiling. The psychiatrist, with profound joy and excitement on seeing that somebody has been cured of madness, went to the young man and asked; 'Why didn't you join your mates in trying to open that door?' The young man replied; 'No mind those madt people jare, they are just rushing, they don't know that the key is in my pocket.' 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:36pm On May 20, 2013 |
Dygeasy: dies!!Ehn? Don't die here o . |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by FoxyVista(m): 2:39pm On May 20, 2013 |
VanTee20: Dey here dey form comedian |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by kemisuga(f): 4:19pm On May 20, 2013 |
Nice! |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 20, 2013 |
I love your jokes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 6:00pm On May 20, 2013 |
Foxy_Vista: Bad belle mentality dey worry u |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Jovanna(f): 6:06pm On May 20, 2013 |
U qat me cracking ma ribs |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:25pm On May 20, 2013 |
Foxy_Vista: Dis one no sabi anytin o. U no know say I be comedian like Basketmouth. Ok, I know say u dey vex on top my story wey I never continue, but I go update soon, no vex |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:26pm On May 20, 2013 |
kemisuga: Nice!Thanks ma |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:27pm On May 20, 2013 |
alekside: I love your jokesThank you sir. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:27pm On May 20, 2013 |
Lagusta: |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:29pm On May 20, 2013 |
Jovanna: U qat me cracking ma ribsI hope I won't get arrested for doing that . Thanks for reading and commenting ma'am. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Babalegba(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2013 |
Very funny jokes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:05pm On May 20, 2013 |
#12 TEACHER: Akpos, what is 4+ 4? AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know. TEACHER: Ok, I know u love snacks so listen; If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I give u an additional 4 balls, what will u have? AKPOS: 8 puff-puff. TEACHER: Bravo! We are making progress here. So what is 4-4? AKPOS: I nor know o! TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I give u 4 balls of puff-puff, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in ur hand? AKPOS: Na oil naa! 11 Likes |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 3:15pm On May 21, 2013 |
VanTee20: #10Lmao |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 12:51pm On May 22, 2013 |
sweet-tease: |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by augmentin: 2:40pm On May 22, 2013 |
very funny. |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Melancholy(m): 8:45pm On May 22, 2013 |
Hmm...am loving this jokes, short and captivating |
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:56pm On May 26, 2013 |
#13 Akpors, in a hurry, used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he enjoyed it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFFed on his a's's to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he went on to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled & said to him; 'Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your b'a'lls. Your b'a'lls are in the jar over there!' 8 Likes |
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