Cheesy I had similar experince when i went for a interview, i was shaking within me. a question was ask what is the past tense of undertake out of fear i answer under-went. bro & sis i maintained eye contact with the interviewer. He repeated the question i answer the same thing. he score me 4 , i came out laughing at myself. what i know i could not answer again because of fear.

You are a disgrace to the Nigerian workforce.

Ashame.
dnt count your chicks before they harsh.
c as u destroyd d engish language.
r u a janitor?
lol

@Poster

I threw up on the Director and the HR Manager conducting the interview

@ Method-Man
WOW more than an embarrassment.

yeah back to the issue about feeding well

one dude came 4 an interview in my coy, after passing tru the written tests in flying colours,

as he was finalizing issues with the GM, he collapsed n fainted!!!,

my

sry i got cut off, my GM nearly heart a coronary that day.
fortunately the dude was revived n a tin of peak milk was administered 2 him,
he then confessed that he was on 7days fasting in his local church.[not sure if he said that 2 save face, or he was serious]

but at the end of the day,,,,he failed to snag the job!!, guess his fainting spell played a major role 2wards his failure,

so guys please please eat well n dree properly before an interview.

4 the dude asking about suits,

yes suits are a must if u are going 4 a banking/fin house interview.


4 oil n gas, it aint mandatory,

@ earthrealm

Too funny

kinugo:

nice one men. i like what he said about win or loose and all those good advice, hope ur working now?

Shinatu:


One or two persons already mentioned the grammer issue and from the way many of the responses are contructed one would see that those who are responding to this post (most of them at least) are very much capable of identifying bad grammer when they see one, they have just chosen to ignore that and focus on the main purpose of the post ,that is how they have been able to find this thread funny and they are apparently having a nice time.Maybe you should do the same, not only on this thread but with life generally.

BANKY77NG:

I remember an interview i had with an oil servicing firm, everything went well, the position was for a rig rustabout (trainee engineer on rig) towards the end of the interview, when i was already looking successful, i could sense from the tone of the interview, he decided to ask one final question, id didnt know it was a trap.

Q. Would you mind another position in our HSE Department that will not require you been on rig ?

A. (Foolish me) I was quick to say Yes , I never knew the real meaning of the question was that "do I really want this rig Job."

That was the final word.

We must be careful and think before we answer every question, sometimes a 2 second pause does not mean you have nothing to say.

Noah69:



You can't lose what you don't have. Some previous poster has said this and it's sooooo true.

All that rubbish about a shirt and trouser is just rubbish.

Finito

kanayo74:

vi)       when asked how much u will collect just tell them that they have a salary scale with which they pay that they should be in a better position to determine that