-Mr Cork-:
^^^ I need to fix up this boy with a Woman... I hope Mondi cheeeks is avalable though

mondi_cheeks: u would be his perfect match

-Mr Cork-:
..juss recieved a tank u text message...**Your Swaaga steps helped me.I finally got that babe and thanks to u, I bought my first perfume & she loves it.

..awwww..this is emotional & i feel like cryin.. Blushin!

-Mr Cork-:

...and Guys, pliss remember...

..if a female ask u to take her out on a date and u are broke....juss tell her *you are fasting* ....truss me..its the best lie in the game!! (It is called: THE ACT OF SAVIN MOINEY)

spongeback:
But corky you are too rich to be giving this type of advice

-Mr Cork-:


...calm down sweet hat...juss becoz i own 5 properties in London & drives a 2010 Range Rover Spot will aloy wills does not mean am rich

spongeback:
Yes mr cork it does if you sell all your properties and convert the money to naira do you know how much it will be?

-Mr Cork-:



..i bought my 5th property just 4 months ago...thinkin...if I convert my total pound sterling to Naira..it will me a billionaire there in Nigeria..REAL TALK... would u marry me then?

spongeback:
No but if you insist I will

190:

-Mr Cork-:


...WILL U GERRRROUT FROM THIS THREAD??....ARE U A FEMALE??

im here to take my woman spongeback

190:

im here to take my woman spongeback

-Mr Cork-:



....bro..you the 2nd ugliest person on Nairaland....how do u expect to succeed? (no oofeinse)

offence taken

im here to take my lady spongeback from you fat phuck

-Mr Cork-:
....Another Touching tank u letter ...Vry emotional!s!!!

..Dear Brother. You are my hero, I swaaar. I toasted a light skin female for the first time in my life & she said she will call me next month..Brother, Thanks to yur Swaaaga step advice, we love u..Please do us a favour here in Nigeria & write a Book coz we nid swaaag help..we wiil buy it.

Yours Truly.
Bros Kurondo

...blushin!!

-Mr Cork-:
....Another Touching tank u letter ...Vry emotional!s!!!

..Dear Brother. You are my hero, I swaaar. I toasted a light skin female for the first time in my life & she said she will call me next month..Brother, Thanks to yur Swaaaga step advice, we love u..Please do us a favour here in Nigeria & write a Book coz we nid swaaag help..we wiil buy it.

Yours Truly.
Bros Kurondo

...blushin!!

Yield: Lwkmd

-Mr Cork-:



....sweeet hat...why are u putttin Somali song on my swaaaga thread?

Yield:

Mr Cork, it's Malian music . Toumani Diabate's an excellent Kora Player from Mali.


P.S: I'm glad your swaaga steps have been inspiring so many men.

Castroii: Yea tnx man! Ur steps jst worked 4 me n am abt taking her 2 bed 2nite..... and she is light skinned...