...am touched..being a Ladies Man aint easy.... thanks guys!

Sanboy25:

WOW MR C@rk..your *Bazukaa* is too big..biggest i seen.! Nice picture though

..thanks babes..I no!

Lolzzz @ co*cky joe.... Can't stop L M A OOO.... what about the deeper life ladies? Ve u got a branch in london?

chuks87: Lolzzz @ co*cky joe.... Can't stop L M A OOO.... what about the deeper life ladies? Ve u got a branch in london?

...light skin babes only!! (noo ofeinsese)

Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....

-Mr Cork-:



...light skin babes only!! (noo ofeinsese)

Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....

chuks87: Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....

..yea..get light skin females from Monday to Saturday

...dark skin females only on Sundays after church!!

chuks87: Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....

..bro.u don't like yellow babes like beyannsi?

Sanboy25:
You'll not get me with steps 1 to 4...
For step 5, that's a given, I would not listen to you if you're not expressing yourself correctly...

you be gay?

cahnellven: you be gay?

..Bro ..Sandboy is female and she from france....she claim she related to Alisha keys.by bl00d

-Mr Cork-:



..yea..get light skin females from Monday to Saturday

...dark skin females only on Sundays after church!!

Cheii!!

...finding a good Nigerian woman is hard in London....am coming back home...I give up!!

...all I keeep hearin is Innit .. innit.. innit...wha the heck!!

-Mr Cork-:
...finding a good Nigerian woman is hard in London....am coming back home...I give up!!

Sanboy25:

WOOOW. Mr Corks kondo looks like Anaconda. he is very big!.

..thanks babes. I no!

..guys..please let me no..I have some new techniques for dark skin females and trust me it works. Am here to help!

-Mr Cork-:
..guys..please let me no..I have some new techniques for dark skin females and trust me it works. Am here to help!

Such an asssss

...light skin ladies....please, juss in case yoou need help catchin yor dream guys..i juss created 3 move..please let me no!

Sori.... I prefer my natural looking gf... Y wud beautiful beyansi place a vacancy?

-Mr Cork-:



..yea..get light skin females from Monday to Saturday

...dark skin females only on Sundays after church!!

Sori.... I prefer my natural looking gf... Y wud beautiful beyansi place a vacancy?

Sori.... I prefer my natural looking gf... Y wud beautiful beyansi place a vacancy?

-Mr Cork-:



..
..bro.u don't like yellow babes like beyannsi?

Sori.... I prefer my natural looking gf... Y wud beautiful beyansi place a vacancy?

[color=#770077][/color]corky Joe I have a questions …

princessayesha: [color=#770077][/color]corky Joe I have a questions …

..yes...am listening...

Can I c ur picture? I have a feeling that u r my lost frnd

princessayesha: Can I c ur picture? I have a feeling that u r my lost frnd

..cool...how many pictures?

Iaz93: Cheii!!

can I have my house key back

There is no top gel in the market again

annawhite: can I have my house key back

There is no top gel in the market again

-Mr Cork-:



STEP 1
When she walks pass u, turn round and ask her if she related to like beyansi ...she smiles & then u move in! (bang!)

STEP 2
Ask her for the time..she tells u...then u ask her when u can move in!!... (bang!)

STEP 3
Your hair....Bro u need to sort out yor hair coz women still love Jeery curls in 2013...truss me (apply AfroSheen or BarrySheen)

STEP 4
Perfume; .. Bro, get a pefume.... if You cant afford it, juss use air fresher & tell her its body spray (but do not tell her the name...tell her u forgot).

STEP 5
GUYS..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Plan yor grammmer before u release it...its never good move to start toastin a babe in pigieon english or yr native language.


..Hope this helps.. Good Lock!

Oº°˚˚°ºk

..ermm ladies... please toast me but please be gentle....I don't like pressure!!

Y r u claiming hard thing? Just one pic. Just want to confirm that u r not him......and...u r obsessed wiv lite skin babes,not good for. Ur health.

-Mr Cork-:
..ermm ladies... please toast me but please be gentle....I don't like pressure!!

gerrout

annawhite: gerrout

...^^^^^ermm guys..we take God beg u..this kinda females dat muss be avoided at all cost...they r the village ones!

I do my things my way. Thanks Mr.

Sike: I do my things my way. Thanks Mr.

dont u know Mr Cork is a Peckham Enugu player