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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jun 24, 2013
dayokanu:

Yes I was there in Floyd TX for the friday event only

Is Dayo also amongst the prophets? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 24, 2013
Stegomiah: Don't know why i so much like the family section, i always av one or two things to learn hia, d married women hia crack me up sometimes, and this thread in particular is very funny, imagine smone calling JT 'yekini' lwkmd! But seriously folks, i accept d talk about faith, and the bible stand, but we av 2 get pratical hia, even if it is by sinning, you must know ur husbands state by force oo, u don't want 2 go thru d agony of divorce, wen u av d privilege b4 hand!

@osisi, God go bless u, for bringing dis up, but if you cum find out sey d guy no fit perform and una don make wedding plans, wetin d lady go do? Secondly, au do men know that of ladies, as in a lady wey dem don remove her womb and doctors talk sey she no fit give birth again or d ones wey guyz don chop her ponmo sotey d place don wide like river niger and dem dey form no intimacy cos d guy na virgin or she don born again? I think its harder on d Men cos our own na too just feel naw!

Lmao, hope i neva commit sin oo, dis thread is funny and interesting! Lool

You are welcome dear
I figured we needed some break from the usual " my husband is a monster" threads and have a thread that everyone can relate to
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by coogar: 4:43pm On Jun 24, 2013
bettymafy:
So, touching and feeling someone's JT is not a sin. . . I'm a saint then. cool

touching and feeling to test the functionality of a JT is not a sin. touching and feeling it during canoodling is a big sin. it's the intent that determines the sin, not necessarily the act. a doctor examining the gënitals of a female patient is not a sinner as his intent is to treat the patient.

dayokanu:
The hardon doesnt tell how long he lasts.
You need a hardon even for 1 minute expulsion

how a long a man lasts is a skill that can be learnt after several practices or dietary procedures. getting it up is the most important for a christian wife. you can last 36 hours and still fail to take your partner to the promised land.

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by dayokanu(m): 4:43pm On Jun 24, 2013
jidegirl12:

Great. Did the choir wore pants for ministration? Did you notice / remember ? Sorry OP .

I cant remember I got there around 10pm when Oritsejafor was about to start preaching

it was the traditional at the end I saw with some babes shaking bootay in front of Daddy GO.

I wish God would give me the anointing of that man

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Stegomiah: 4:44pm On Jun 24, 2013
babyosisi:

You are welcome dear
I figured we needed some break from the usual " my husband is a monster" threads and have a thread that everyone can relate to

Yeah! And i like the way the women av opened up about dia sex life b4 marriage, waiting 2 see a woman who married as a virgin comment, and let's know au she take do her own, if na by faith or by sight!
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jun 24, 2013
dayokanu:

I cant remember I got there around 10pm when Oritsejafor was about to start preaching

it was the traditional at the end I saw with some babes shaking bootay in front of Daddy GO.

I wish God would give me the anointing of that man

Yeah they wore native, bootay bawo? grin God forgive you... hope you didn't get carried away see sawing tongue.... The man is too much.....Thanks tho.
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by maclatunji: 5:03pm On Jun 24, 2013
babyosisi:


You are analyzing the situation well my broda
Even imam Maclatunji knows exactly what we are talking about

You are an 'alakoba'. Imam? No. Just maintain maclatunji.

Thank you
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jun 24, 2013
If your husband has a small pe.nis, Viagra is always available. He could also undergo pe.nis enlargement surgery.
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by coogar: 5:11pm On Jun 24, 2013
CFCfan: If your husband has a small pe.nis, Viagra is always available. He could also undergo pe.nis enlargement surgery.

viagra just helps to keep the erëction for long, it does not enlarge nada. besides, there are side-effects with viagra. healthy living(good diet and exercising) is the best solution.

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by freecocoa(f): 5:18pm On Jun 24, 2013
Hmm.
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2013
Well,i will always give a daughter the chastity sermon,but truth be told,i test drove wella(though I was a jew,i learnt fast).I can't think of settling for skewed fish in the name of marrying by faith or feeling whatever candle you don't know how long it ll take before it burns off.How ll you know if he is good with his tongue when it comes to plate licking,ll feeling the engine tell you the pistons are ok?


No doubt am a sinner, I rather not be in a position to advise any lady because I doubt if I know what to say.As far as am concerned,a Christian bro lustfully smooching a Christian sis is as good as doing the do.Abeg heavenly race no easy,thank God am not guilty of fornication anymore grin
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jun 24, 2013
freecocoa: Hmm.

Talk nau
Did you walk by faith or by sight and feel like these sinners around hia
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Jun 24, 2013
Thank you all for keeping the thread clean
The family section rocks!!

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by damiso(f): 6:17pm On Jun 24, 2013
jidegirl12: So while I'm waiting for Dami.....Dayo did you go to Redeem convention @Dallas last week? I need your testimony for proof for Dami.

@thread, are we now clamouring for pre-marital sex.ual/ intimacy?? I have girls and I wouldn't want them to do that.... *a teary eye doesn't make one blind oh* Life is a risk itself , not every product we buy has warranty, we can only HOPE for the best oh.

Osisi, stop corrupting people's ( youth visiting family section angry) mind oh,

the fact that we did it doesn't make it right, God forgive myself, my hubby was the third guy I slept with in my life and thank God his thing dey kampe.

Many people even test drove and chose to manage with the hope of improvement.... and in long run , still nada improvement. Chastity all the way.

Dami's lips are sealed grin grin grin.I am a Sunday school teacher so make i no go commit heresy. grin
That said I agree with you though, testing is soo overatted and as Christians(and muslim sef cos I was once one) we operate by faith or Ibadah.So we suppose just accept that God will give us the Grace to bear or solve (in case yekini is not working cheesy).Looking back premarital s.ex comes with a whole load of emotional baggage that sometimes is not just necessary ojere.God sure knows what he was saying when he prescribed the act within holy matrimony.S.exxx is very important but its just one amongst many other components for a healthy happy marriage.

@RCCG wearing pants I thought we had agreed that choirs do wears pants even when Pastor Adeboye ministers.I dont know about North America but just wanted to let you know that your statement about NO branch ever having women wearing trousers in the choir when he ministers is not true.Watched FOL back yesterday sef and we even had some of the main FOL choir had pants on.
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jun 24, 2013
damiso:

Dami's lips are sealed grin grin grin.I am a Sunday school teacher so make i no go commit heresy. grin
That said I agree with you though, testing is soo overatted and as Christians(and muslim sef cos I was once one) we operate by faith or Ibadah.So we suppose just accept that God will give us the Grace to bear or solve (in case yekini is not working cheesy).Looking back premarital s.ex comes with a whole load of emotional baggage that sometimes is not just necessary ojere.God sure knows what he was saying when he prescribed the act within holy matrimony.S.exxx is very important but its just one amongst many other components for a healthy happy marriage.

@RCCG wearing pants I thought we had agreed that choirs do wears pants even when Pastor Adeboye ministers.I dont know about North America but just wanted to let you know that your statement about NO branch ever having women wearing trousers in the choir when he ministers is not true.Watched FOL back yesterday sef and we even had some of the main FOL choir had pants on.

So did you follow that same rule and waited ?
You have agreed to marry the man and everyone knew it
But yet you adhered to
No touching
No feeling
First time you ever saw it or came in contact with it was after saying I do

I am waiting for that non virgin that took the chance or a virgin that never saw it too

Thank God for grace o
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by greatgod2012(f): 6:28pm On Jun 24, 2013
Lol @ this thread grin grin


But, in all sincerity, how many really and sincerely wait till the wedding night before they do the do, yes, how many, truly, some may not go in yonder, what about the yeah, yeah during oral and "restricted intimacy", if you try to look at the "baba agba" whether it can raise up its head, its called "lustfull looking" which can be referred to as "sin of lookery" or you touch in order to feel its hardness, its called the "sin of touchery" or you even think it within you, how the thing is, you try to imagine the size within you, its called "lustful thought", so who is now really waiting till wedding night, who is sinless before the Almighty God, may God forgive all of us.
@op, to answer your question, it has to be accepted by faith "faith is the assurance of things not seen" says the word of God, so one has to accept by faith, however, faith pass faith, if one's faith no fit accept it, abeg, feel free to testdrive, one will ask for forgiveness later, but if your faith can accept, goodluck.
So many people today are using religion as an escape route, which has made us not to have complete trust in our men, we have seen ladies who no longer have wombs as a result of their waywardness, but later become "born again" in order to attract marriagable men, but will not tell the men how they have lived their lives, what about the "lakiriboto" women, who know themselves well, but used religion and "no sex till wedding night" to deceive the men, what about impotent men who knows how they are, but were believing that a miracle will happen after the wedding, of which they never told their intending wife but use religion to cage the woman. In any of the case above, the foundation of such marriage is deceit and divorce is allowed in the case.



Well, as for me, initially, i was practising "no sex until wedding night" until about few weeks to our wedding(may God forgive me) and i started ruminating on this type of questions raised by the op, and i gave in, about 5/6 weeks before wedding, we believe that God had forgiven us....lol.

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jun 24, 2013
^^Greatgod where hath thou?

Lobatan , greatgod gave it up , then I'm free of shame then grin

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by damiso(f): 6:33pm On Jun 24, 2013
babyosisi:

So did you follow that same rule and waited ?
No and I wish I did.My husband is not the first man I slept with and I foolishly (was not even that young sef 22) equated losing my virginity to someone as having found love cry.

As for me and my husband,I had just become a christian and was still growing in my faith. We did the 'do' once(he co-erced me ashewo oshi cheesy) but I made him and myself feel so guilty afterwards that he just decided no more till we got married.And because he is a man of his word (annoyingly so if I like I do strip tease if he decides no s.ex, its no s.ex) we stuck to it.I am sure I might have been weak but maybe us living on different continents helped.And when we visited we never slept in the same house.Even in the same house (like when we went for his dads burial in Ibadan) I slept in his sisters room.
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jun 24, 2013
Well, as for me, initially, i was practising "no sex until wedding night" until about few weeks to our wedding(may God forgive me) and i started ruminating on this type of questions raised by the op, and i gave in, about 5/6 weeks before wedding, we believe that God had forgiven us....lol.

Thank you my sister
I like sincere and real people living in a real world
I was celibate also for a cool 18 months or so,clutching unto my King James Bible
Then a man of God came around and we decided to marry
And we fell and rose again
Fell and rose again
Each time falling unto a bed kwa o grin grin
Fell fell fell fell and rose rose rose rose
Chei!!

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2013
damiso:
No and I wish I did.My husband is not the first man I slept with and I foolishly (was not even that young sef 22) equated losing my virginity to someone as having found love cry.

As for me and my husband,I had just become a christian and was still growing in my faith. We did the 'do' once(he co-erced me ashewo oshi cheesy) but I made him and myself feel so guilty afterwards that he just decided no more till we got married.And because he is a man of his word (annoyingly so if I like I do strip tease if he decides no s.ex, its no s.ex) we stuck to it.I am sure I might have been weak but maybe us living on different continents helped.And when we visited we never slept in the same house.Even in the same house (like when we went for his dads burial in Ibadan) I slept in his sisters room.

Thank you for being open and honest
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jun 24, 2013
Where is sister chaircover?
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jun 24, 2013
damiso:

Dami's lips are sealed grin grin grin.I am a Sunday school teacher so make i no go commit heresy. grin
That said I agree with you though, testing is soo overatted and as Christians(and muslim sef cos I was once one) we operate by faith or Ibadah.So we suppose just accept that God will give us the Grace to bear or solve (in case yekini is not working cheesy).Looking back premarital s.ex comes with a whole load of emotional baggage that sometimes is not just necessary ojere.God sure knows what he was saying when he prescribed the act within holy matrimony.S.exxx is very important but its just one amongst many other components for a healthy happy marriage.

@RCCG wearing pants I thought we had agreed that choirs do wears pants even when Pastor Adeboye ministers.I dont know about North America but just wanted to let you know that your statement about NO branch ever having women wearing trousers in the choir when he ministers is not true.Watched FOL back yesterday sef and we even had some of the main FOL choir had pants on.

I agree It is overrated jare , I was mocked repeatedly ( peer pressure) because I was a virgin and a Moslem sister , Had to do it with my first.... didn't enjoy it even so what gives ?? and I gave it up. I was mad and beat myself up. My brothers knew and told dad, changed my school ...... Long long story sis.

The point is, doing it with the 'right person' is the suppleness of love making.... you will cum before he enter sef, why rush what you'll enjoy till death? undecided and that's what I'll teach my kids too.

@RCCG, I guess I'll have to give up on that one, can't win, but speaking for myself , I don't wear pant to church cool I think it's rude and indecent. But that's just me.
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by coogar: 7:04pm On Jun 24, 2013
babyosisi:

Thank you my sister
I like sincere and real people living in a real world
I was celibate also for a cool 18 months or so,clutching unto my King James Bible
Then a man of God came around and we decided to marry
And we fell and rose again
Fell and rose again
Each time falling unto a bed kwa o grin grin
Fell fell fell fell and rose rose rose rose
Chei!!


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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by jmoore(m): 7:48pm On Jun 24, 2013
How can you test a toothbrush before buying? comparing humans to products.

How many will you test, huh?

What if after testing him or her and after the wedding an accident causes a sexu@l problem, you will divorce?

I will never test the woman I will marry, she deserves respect.

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 24, 2013
jmoore: How can you test a toothbrush before buying? comparing humans to products.

How many will you test, huh?

What if after testing him or her and after the wedding an accident causes a sexu@l problem, you will divorce?

I will never test the woman I will marry, she deserves respect.


How much is a toothbripush and what do u need to test it for when you see all the bristles are squeaky clean and wrapped in a seal
How wrong can you go with a toothbrush if you bought a fake
I liken a spouse here not to a toothbrush but to a slightly used luxury automobile
It will cost you some change
Can you buy one without a test drive?

So because I won't leave mine after an accident,I should korokoro with my two eyes open ,walk into something that could be an accident ?
Haba!!
Just because I won't leave a man that got fired from his job or is down on his luck doesn't mean I should marry a jobless man from the get go
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by armyofone(m): 8:00pm On Jun 24, 2013
what is falling and rising again?
Coogar, can you help explain better, i'm confused.

babyosisi:

Thank you my sister
I like sincere and real people living in a real world
I was celibate also for a cool 18 months or so,clutching unto my King James Bible
Then a man of God came around and we decided to marry
And we fell and rose again
Fell and rose again
Each time falling unto a bed kwa o grin grin
Fell fell fell fell and rose rose rose rose
Chei!!


Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by coogar: 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2013
armyofone: what is falling and rising again?
Coogar, can you help explain better, i'm confused.

the transition from öral sex to intercöurse!
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by EfemenaXY: 8:07pm On Jun 24, 2013
debrief08: Me I was previously married so obviously not a virgin.
We waited because I had it in my head that all men wanted with a divorcee was hit and run, he didn't have a problem with waiting since it made me comfortable though sometimes he "tried his luck"
Anyway fastforward to after the wedding, Oh boy, that was when I learnt the beauty and awesomeness of S3x, I never knew women also got MouthAction till that day, I always believed that only men got touched and the works down under, he went down on me that night, and I had what I assumed was a mini stroke, I was confused, disoriented, I was telling him to stop because I was dying and yet felt a sweetness I never knew existed.
The crazy man gave me a smug grin as if to say "see what you don dey miss"

shocked shocked tongue

Madame Debrief, you're just as crazy yourself, with your unintentional er0tic piece up there! cheesy cheesy

@ Babyosisi, it goes beyond test driving jare. One needs to make sure the JT is capable of inducing fertilization. Pikin must enter else no show.

When I think back to how it was between hubby and I pre-marriage, I just smile. I really put the pressure on him, poor guy. Junior had to make an appearance by-fire-by-force else no show, even if it meant getting down to it half a dozen times a day.

Choi!! I was baaad! Told him the 'tank' must be filled up to leakage status before I go to work in the mornings and 'topped up' again when we both return home. Weekends? Marathon sessions.

So based on the premises of this thread, my own don finish be dat. Serious deliverance, fasting and prayer tinz... grin
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jun 24, 2013
Efemena_xy:

shocked shocked tongue

Madame Debrief, you're just as crazy yourself, with your unintentional er0tic piece up there! cheesy cheesy

@ Babyosisi, it goes beyond test driving jare. One needs to make sure the JT is capable of inducing fertilization. Pikin must enter else no show.

When I think to how it was between hubby and I pre-marriage, I just smile. I really put the pressure on him, poor guy. Junior had to make an appearance by-fire-by-force else no show, even if it meant getting down to it half a dozen times a day.

Choi!! I was baaad! Told him the 'tank' must be filled up to leakage status before I go to work in the mornings and 'topped up' again when we both return home. Weekends? Marathon sessions.

So based on the premises of this thread, my own don finish be dat. Serious deliverance, fasting and prayer tinz... grin

Chei!
God have mercy

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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by armyofone(m): 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2013
thanks for your timely explanation abi intervention grin.
abeg bring home real fat bacon without which nothing is important, not your huge or ever standing abunna.
when life hardship catch crayfish, crayfish no go remember say the thing is ever standing or huge.


coogar:

the transition from öral sex to intercöurse!
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by dayokanu(m): 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2013
Efe more explanations please
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 24, 2013
Let the trumpet not sound while you people are testing o
Armyofone take note grin

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