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Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by EfemenaXY: 8:18pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
dayokanu: Efe more explanations please On? The deliverance, fasting 'n prayers bit? |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by dayokanu(m): 8:22pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: You married with a baby bump? Thats what I have been trying to do nowadays and these babes keep saying their parents would kill them if they notice any signs of pre-marital shaggging. Should I rig the condom or what do you suggest? |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by EfemenaXY: 8:25pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
dayokanu: Mutual consent. (between both parties) Absolute Trust (that you won't do a runner...) |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by armyofone(m): 8:27pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
You mean during rapture knowing you both going to heaven eh, oh that day, I remember that day, I will never forget that day....singing/humming I will never forget that day babyosisi: Let the trumpet not sound while you people are testing o |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by coogar: 8:54pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
armyofone: thanks for your timely explanation abi intervention . the phallus is the real fat bacon! |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by TV01(m): 8:56pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
...hmmmm. This garri drinking party urgently requires a sandman. Let me get my my bucket. I'll be right back! |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by mysticgal(f): 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Intresting topic,virginity nowadays are overhyped,my mum still scares me with if any man touches you will get preggy and am like eh eh she thinks am still small anyway but please holybooks still dey give us the right way and can someone tell whats 2b and hb? |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
^^ 2b and hb are small-sized pe.nises. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Stegomiah: 10:32pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
babyosisi: Dis gotta be one of the most hillarious post av read on NL! Osisi you no go kimme, initially i was taking you serious wit ur celibacy talk, b4 i read wat followed! Lwkmd, hope sey u no dey fall again! 1 Like |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
TV01: ...hmmmm. This garri drinking party urgently requires a sandman. Let me get my my bucket. I'll be right back! My God I remember this name from wayyyyy back in my early years here in 2006 When we terrorized olabowale and babs in the religious section That was the happening section back then. Times have changed |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Stegomiah: Hehehehehe |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by chic2pimp(m): 11:04pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
NO TEST DRIVE NO LIKEY!!! That's the way forward. Best know what u getting yourself into before it's too late. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by spoilt(f): 11:48pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
babyosisi: Not only does a woman have to ascertain that the anaconda exists but she has to make sure that its not the size of mkpuru ube, inspect for warts, squeeze the head make sure there's no discharge and confirm that it can get like a rocket ready to launch.I no dey for shoot bird. 1 Like |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by EfemenaXY: 12:01am On Jun 25, 2013 |
spoilt: *** dies!! *** |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by spoilt(f): 12:30am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: Girlfriend..... . . Wake up, Lol. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by minute(f): 1:23am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Honestly if he likes hugging, hugging him or saying his name in a sexy voice may be enough. Make out with him, rub him through his pants, tell him how big he is and how you want to feel it in your hand etc. I guarantee after a few minutes of that he'll be quite hard and begging for you to touch it. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 1:25am On Jun 25, 2013 |
minute: Honestly if he likes hugging, hugging him or saying his name in a sexy voice may be enough. Will the Holy Spirit approve of this nne? |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 7:48am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 7:55am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by mysticgal(f): 9:55am On Jun 25, 2013 |
*exits thread* |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 10:28am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Simple truth. At the end of the day, it all boils down to economic 'virility'. Women themselves know this. As I have seen (and experienced at some point, lol), nothing irritates them more than a 'uselessly' virile man with empty pockets. Besides, sex with the same partner, however good he or she is, gets monotonous after a while. When all the ooohs and ahhhs quieten down (as they inevitably would sooner than later), all you have left are real life issues to deal with - 95% of which involve cold, hard, cash. Humans may be animals, but they are higher animals with higher needs than mating. 3 Likes |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 10:32am On Jun 25, 2013 |
CC, don't tell me you also tested |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Admonition: 10:47am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Many IDs I respected so much in the family section seem to be arriving at same conclusion(Chaircover, greatgod, debrief08,Jidegirl, Damiso and host of others). @ OP, I understand your stance and because you failed in one area of your christian race and you were not able to hold on tenaciously to the chaste principles of marriage demanded and commanded by God because of lack of faith/or because you can not walk with God like Abraham,who does not know where He was going but moved by the act of faith. Trusting the eternal God than the carnal sense of Man, doesn't mean you should generalized or undermine practically what God condemns. I understand God has Forgiven you but don't use that cloak to excuse others into it. Many may not have that second chance to retract and that may damn their souls. As a Christian, don't let your own weakness or mistake push you to teach things that are not motivated or that are contrary to the word of God because everybody is doing it. There is a grace that saves and there is a faith in God that can gives all intending couples what they desires to get but not through sin. The Flesh will always give suggestions, the devil will always try to make you defile the bed, friends will always try to push you to doing it but these are temptations. Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, admonish younger women to be chaste even if you fail in your own time. Rebuke, exhort and encourage women to hold on to faith. Counsel them that they can hold on. Marriage is honorable in all but bed undefiled but whoremonger and adulterer God shall judge. It doesn't matter whosoever has done that, the standard of God does not change. The foundation of God standeth sure. Stop helping others or yourselves to excuse themselves into sin. IF we truely believe God can save and can give us all what we need while do we then rely on self. The way of self is the way of damnation. May God help us all to stick to the truth of Gods word even when we have failed in the time past. Strive to enter in at the straight gate, for broad is the way that leads to destruction and many therein that gooes through that part. I respect you a lot. please change your stance and enocuage intending couples not to follow your path or mistakes you have made. Help them to know that when they sincerely and truely serve God and did not work by sight or by calculation, God will give the more than the package they have been longing for. It will be so satisfying. 12 Likes |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by vivianc(f): 11:23am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Erm...... Abeg me no dey for ThaT agbakwa nnunu nne ya efefuo story, achorom ya chacha! Aga ebiTu ihe aka, mara ma odikwa sound. There are so many Things I need to find ouT jare: Can he geT it up? Can he hold iT up? For how long? What size? Can we connect se..xual....ly? Is he se....xually innovative or we only have to do it on The bed? Can he make me see sTars and speak in tongues? Does he have other horrible "bedmaTics" atTitude ThaT mighT Turn me off? Test driving answers iT for me. BuT for now, adikwa m celebraTe abi na celibate, how dem dey even talk? But when 'he' comes, we are not gonna buy without tesTing, anarom azu afia akpa. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 11:30am On Jun 25, 2013 |
@ vivianc: Your analysis dikwa solid |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 11:33am On Jun 25, 2013 |
vivianc: Erm...... Abeg me no dey for ThaT agbakwa nnunu nne ya efefuo story, achorom ya chacha! Aga ebiTu ihe aka, mara ma odikwa sound. English please |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 11:33am On Jun 25, 2013 |
4 Likes |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by vivianc(f): 11:40am On Jun 25, 2013 |
alutacontinua: Sorry boo, whatever I typed, I translaTed. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 11:40am On Jun 25, 2013 |
^ ^ ^ ^ So, did you test-run? |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 11:46am On Jun 25, 2013 |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by vivianc(f): 11:47am On Jun 25, 2013 |
CFCfan: @ vivianc: Your analysis dikwa solid My dear, my faith never reach ThaT level, to buy engine wey I no Test? Nah! Even if na Twice or Thrice (That's if it possible) I go manage. But to noT do chacha? Nah. |
Re: What Other Means Do We Use? by Nobody: 11:57am On Jun 25, 2013 |
chaircover: My own two cents concerning the issue on ground. The Christian race is a journey of faith just like admonition pointed out and even though it's risky, it's a risk some people are willing to take to keep their salvation. Also, communication is key. When a couple get to that stage where they're almost sure this is the person, they should be able to discuss anything as regards their sexual life. Ask him questions? If he's a virgin, it might be a lil tougher to get answers but you can also discuss about his willingness to learn. How far is he willing to go in that aspect etc God's standards cannot be lowered no matter how hard we try to defend it. We would always have a million and one reasons and justification for sin but the standards of God remain the same no matter what. I should also add that if you're with a guy who doesn't give you that devilish look once in a while or just try to do some funny things or even say some things, all in the name of being filled with the holy ghost Hmmmm... At least, your presence should be able to drive him crazy once in a while such that you'll be the one to sprinkle holy water on him to wake up. |
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