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Matthew briggs: Hello Future Wife

The other day i was watching Flavours Na'bania "Ada Ada's" music video I couldn't help but start imagining how our own day will be like, will it be a big, medium or large ceremony... I think that will be up to you to decide but just bear in mind i will spare no expenses in making you dream wedding come through.

I know, I would have to find you soon because recently my dad and mom who have never given me sex education before, have started lecturing me indirectly about the qualities any woman i bring into the house as my wife must have. My sister is always anxious to size up the beauty of any lady I come across as she insist we must protect the bloodline of beauty and handsomeness. As for my brother he always reminds me that I should make sure you are endowed with the right assets whenever we have our little "man talks". I keep laughing in my head given all this list and high expectation they want from you. I think this is because been the first son, the look up to me and have high expectations from me, but trust me you will love my family they are very easy going, open minded and as for my mum after suffering in the hands of her mother in-laws she has vowed to treat you with love care and respect, she can't wait to shower you with the love she never received from her in-laws. Moreover all I want from you is for you to be a "Michelle to my Obama" because we will definitely be a power couple in the future given the trajectory my life is going right now.

There are few things you need to know about your future husband. I am very strong willed, determined but at the same time diplomatic, I have a very tough exterior but a hopeless romantic on the inside, I am principled and I respect boundaries, I am also very hardworking and goal oriented. As for my looks that is not an issue because my father took his time to make me for you .

You alone hold the key to my heart, you alone is my kryptonite. I promise to love you in sickness and in health, for better for worse. I will not clip your wing, I will instead help you soar in your career, I will make it my life duty to ensure you leave a fulfilled life. Your happiness is my happiness, I will be a rock to stand on, a shoulder you can lean on, an ear you can talk to. We will face challenges in our life and marriage but with love, open communication and God as our foundation we will scale through.

Please don't feel insecure about your body because what i care most about is the quality of your soul and beauty of your spirit. By default I am driven by passion, Every thing I do , I do with passion So therefore expect our love sessions to be filled with passion, orgasms will be a normal sexual experience for you because I am equipped with the right tool, the right body and the right skills to make that happen.

Yes I know you might have a past, don't worry it wouldn't matter because if my father in heaven can forgive and forget our sins who am I to judge you for your past, what matter is the future we build together and the memories we make together.

Please don't let the bad experiences you've had with guys make you stop believing I will come. I wouldn't want you to worry about me, about when I will come, or become desperate due to age and pressure from society, I want you to live not exist, have fun, make mistake and learn from them, I want you to follow your passion and pursue your dreams, I want YOU to be YOU.

I will find you and when I do I promise to exceed your expectation.

Signed Your Future Husband
Mathew Briggs

Idowuogbo:
Heeeei! E-polygamy?

Dis is serious!

Idowuogbo:

Orkeven: Matthew Briggs should marry erhm...erhm what's her name sef?
lol

Popowaa: Lmao

Idowuogbo:
I wee cash u! *snaps fingers*

troy20: cant believe guys r also writing all these.more worring is d gurls are aiming 4 d perfect, flawless men dt will make compromises 4 there insecured selvs n u douchbags r replying by making compromises 4 them.can't u wussies ask 4 d perfect woman aswell?.y'all dudes shud stop being such wussies.

troy20: cant believe guys r also writing all these.more worring is d gurls are aiming 4 d perfect, flawless men dt will make compromises 4 there insecured selvs n u douchbags r replying by making compromises 4 them.can't u wussies ask 4 d perfect woman aswell?.y'all dudes shud stop being such wussies.

Matthew briggs:

Troy I think we all know that no one can be perfect and have diverse weakness fears and insecurities. But if anything my dad thought me, is that, don't spend your time trying to find the perfect woman, instead work on making your self the perfect man because on doing so you will attract the right woman. Trust me that's how he found my mum.

If been a wuss means, been in control of one emotions and knowing when to express it. If it means writing a heartfelt letter and for once showing I care about the mother of my unborn child. I accept the title with grandeur. But if it is what we all know you mean...it's a free world you are entitled to your opinion.

TEA esq™:
MATTHEW BRIGGS!
You got me smiling sheepishly as though the letter was adressed to me.
Nice one.

Idowuogbo: Awwww....Matthew

I'm here..

adaobi123: Awwwwwwww Matthew

Cutejay: Awww! so sweet nice one Mathew.

Popowaa: Love ur letter

life_style:

can i share this ?

Matthew briggs:

Troy I think we all know that no one can be perfect and we all have diverse weakness fears and insecurities. But if anything my dad thought me, is that, don't spend your time trying to find the perfect woman, instead work on making your self the perfect man because on doing so you will attract the right woman. Trust me that's how he found my mum.

If been a wuss means, been in control of one emotions and knowing when to express it. If it means writing a heartfelt letter and for once showing I care about the mother of my unborn child. I accept the title with grandeur. But if it is what we all know you mean...it's a free world you are entitled to your opinion.

Idowuogbo:
I wee cash u! *snaps fingers*

specialguest: From the response on this thread Its obvious we have so many nairaland guys and ladies who hope to make the best husband/wife someday The irony of it all is that this is an unanimous forum and anyone can write what they feel would attract the right attention meanwhile in reality he/she is the exact opposite. No offence intended but if you want to fall for someone based on the letter he/she drafted on this thread, well....... Let me not spoil the fun, by all means go ahead.

Matthew briggs:

Troy I think we all know that no one can be perfect and we all have diverse weakness fears and insecurities. But if anything my dad thought me, is that, don't spend your time trying to find the perfect woman, instead work on making your self the perfect man because on doing so you will attract the right woman. Trust me that's how he found my mum.

If been a wuss means, been in control of one emotions and knowing when to express it. If it means writing a heartfelt letter and for once showing I care about the mother of my unborn child. I accept the title with grandeur. But if it is what we all know you mean...it's a free world you are entitled to your opinion.

alutacontinua: U pple can take things too serioz here. Which one is if you fall Anybody dt falls for some online letter know what they're getting into, don't they For someone lyk me, dt whole epistle was me catching fun, anybody dt takes it serious is on a long thing.

specialguest:

are you jealous?