Freiburger: "Balcony" instead of "Varanda"

They are both correct.

Veranda na for Bungalow/Ground Floor while Balcony na for upper floors.

K?

adeduchess: When u say faucet instead of tap,

Both are correct.

Faucet na for sink, Tap na de odda ones wey dey outside....

Ohhhh boy....
I won't do this again!

We need one for british nigerians..

Ventilation,instead of make breeze enter,
Wow!!! This is funny I can't just stop laughing.

lepasharon: We need one for british nigerians..

"That puts the cats amongst the pigeons" instead of "kasala don burst".

LMAO so true!!

Abu Mikey: You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You
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"Truck" instead of "Lorry"
"SUV" instead of "Jeep"
"Never mind" instead of "Fashi"
"Wassup?" instead of "How far now?"
"Hood" instead of "Bonnet"
"Trunk" instead of "Boot"
"Gas" instead of "fuel"
"Fries" instead of "Chips"
"Fireworks/Firecrackers" instead of "Banga/
Knockout"
"Soda" instead of "Minerals"
"Detergent" instead of "OMO"
"silly" instead of "Mumu/Ode"
"Concrete" instead of "Cement"
"Trash Can" instead of "Dust bin"
"Power is out" instead of "NEPA has taken light"
"Cop" instead of "Police"
"Later" instead of "We go yarn"
"Graduate" instead of "Pass out"
"Security Guard" instead of "Gateman"
"Cookie" instead of "Biscuit"
"Pants" instead of "trousers"
"Underwear" instead of "pant"
"Extensions" instead of "Attachment"
"Cornrows" instead of "weave"
"French braids" instead of "Dee-dee"
"Weave" instead of "weave-on"
"Suitcase" instead of "Box"
"Sneakers" instead of "Canvas"
"Soccer" instead of "Football"
"Motorcycle" instead of "okada"
"Flip-flops" instead of "slippers" (more like "silpas"
"Nail polish" instead of "Cotex"
"Hallway" instead of "Corridor"
"Living/Sitting Room" instead of "Palor'
"Balcony" instead of "Varanda"
"Poke" instead of "Chook"
"Pen" instead of " Biro/Bic"
"Ballpoint pen" instead of "Eleganza"
"VW Bug" instead of "Beettle"
"Negative 5" instead of "minus 5"
"Twenty five hundred" instead of "two thousand five
hundred"
"Boss" instead of "Oga"
"Circle" instead of "roundabout"
"Apartment building" instead of "block of flats"
"Flashlight" instead of "torch"
"Conjuctivitis" instead of "Apollo
"wife-beater" instead of "singlet"
"dreadlocks" instead of "da da"

Jeezuzpick:

They are both correct.

Veranda na for Bungalow/Ground Floor while Balcony na for upper floors.

K?

i think he meant "balcony instead of domot"

lmao una dey madt oo chai my ribs




Liquor instead of 'HOT'
Noodles instead of 'Indomie'
Seasoning cubes instead of 'Maggi'

Illuminate instead of Ogboni.,.Lwkmd!!!. Abeg I still like the Nigerian version of those words/phrase more.

Seasoning instead of Maggi.
Detergent instead of Omo.
Kid instead of Pikin.
Beverages instead of Tea.
Cab instead of Taxi.
White house instead of Aso Rock.
Tricycle instead of Keke Napep

valicious1: Yard' instead of 'house'
shade instead of shop
braezzy instead of bra
shimmy instead of .........

brassier

pri3stess: Chips instead of crisps.
Trunk instead of boot.
Glove compartment instead of pidgeon hole.
Ping pong instead of table tennis.
Living room instead of sitting room.
Cellphone instead of mobile phone.
Candy instead of sweets.

i no gree i beg to disagree.

My girlfriend instead of my woman

high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar

Smart phone instead black berry. . .

Cab instead of taxi, , ,

cookin gass instead of kerosine. . .(4 some firewood)

marijuana instead of
i g b o

packaged water instead of pure water.

Vaitamins(American)- instead of Vitamins

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"Power is out" instead of "NEPA has don taken take light"

So, I'm an "Americanized" Nigerian?? Cool!

lucenzo: bottom instead of nyansh

butts instead nyash / otele

lucenzo: bottom instead of nyansh

butts or. A*s instead nyash / otele

dayokanu: [size=14pt]"Toothpaste instead of macleans

Seasoning instead of Ajinomotor

Detergent instead of Omo/Surf

Metro bus instead of BRT/Molue

Obese/Overweight instead of orobo

"Model-like figure" instead of "HIV patient"[/size]

lol

Maclean is a brand of toothpaste.....we also have closeup,colgate,crest etc.

CFCfan: Abraham Lincoln instead of Buhari.

Kim Kardashian instead of Tonto Dikeh

Amber Rose instead of Vanneni

laf wan kil mi!

wife beater or hings/singlet... aint convinced @al!.bruv.....

Its actually called checking account.

delors: 'To go' instead of 'take away'
'Chequing' instead of 'savings account'
'mean' instead of 'wicked'
'debit/interac' insead of 'ATM card'
...

Freiburger: "Balcony" instead of "Varanda"

or better still Sit out!....ish!

Anorexic instead of slendo(or HIV victim)
Dyslexic instead of olodo rabata..lol

2PAC instead of Dagrin

gigtom: cigarette instead of cigar
marijuana instead of igbo
prostitute instead of asewo/ olosho
uncle instead of bros
kanye west instead of Dagrin

;D2PAC instead of Dagrin

gigtom: cigarette instead of cigar
marijuana instead of igbo
prostitute instead of asewo/ olosho
uncle instead of bros
kanye west instead of Dagrin

Who tell you say the guy no know?

solace-c4t:


lol

Maclean is a brand of toothpaste.....we also have closeup,colgate,crest etc.

Hey instead of haace
Enter instead of jasi
Towel instead of tawel
Hide instead of kpomo
Arkham asylum instead of yaba left

I think it is "bike" instead of "okada"

Thnx ppls I'm officially homesick now

 =))˚°◦ see as laff <//>. won . comot my
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Fairly used instead of aloko/okirika/ bend down select

Idowuogbo:
Looolz... Bush meat!

I call my knickers "PAIYINT".

lol lol