kulyie: cooled

kulyie: I no dey criticize you o,but this your dodo egusi and vegetable and rice looks good o.very impressive.thumbs up.you try.but just try and cook that one for your wife at least once in a while

DailyNews: @Otipkoko, I don't like ur stew...

blue eyes1: Abeg,wey dat otikpoko? Marry me. *on my knees,raising d ring and crying* pls dnt say no

blue eyes1: Abeg,wey dat otikpoko? Marry me. *on my knees,raising d ring and crying* pls dnt say no

Nwa Teacher: I will beat anywoman in cooking anytime, anyday. No joking but have tested and confirmed. All my girl friends do marvel if the tested my food and said that it is the reason i never wanted to marry

otikpoko:

i dey tell you.

Some even asked if any woman can satisfy me as regards cooking...say i go dey complain for every little mistake if the food no taste as i want .

told them that if i cook better than her, den i go dey cook with her for kitchen for some time till she gets the drift thoroughly

DailyNews: lol, those men are acting staged drama na...when the finish acting their script, they will come down from d stage and be their true self...but unfortunately, so many ladies of today get fooled by the dramas

DailyNews: #IHateOtikpoko&co

DailyNews: OMG!!! is that d latest magic now Oh ho...where is kulyie, pls can u send me dat how-to-cook pamphlet u mentioned, I am ready to learn now so that I can get plenty female suitors, me too want to be chyked o

#IHateOtikpoko

kulyie: but which food do youi want for me to give you its recipe

otikpoko:

Believe you meant cooked



Thank you.

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I think you mean the opposite

I still prefer meals prepared by a female

Individual difference




















Yea I mean cook



Stop making me to be blushing my black face already

Will still upload more pix sha

otikpoko:

I want the recipe to prepare sh*t pepper soup!

SniperInADiaper: Otikpoko I'm coming to your house for a dinner party.. Be prepared

SniperInADiaper: Otikpoko I'm coming to your house for a dinner party.. Be prepared

kulyie: when you go to the market,look fot those ibo women that sell ibo food stuffs like ogbono,cameroon pepper,stock fish and so on.tell them you want pepper soup ingredient.they will give you a powdered ingredient,then go and buy stock fish,goat meat or whatever your choice is.if it is goat meat,when you get home,cut d goat meat to whatever size you want,rinse it properly and boil it.add salt ,diced onions and maggi to it.when the goat meat is soft enough,remove it from fire,then add a little quantity of that pepper soup powdered substance into the water you used to prepare the goat meat.you will notice that d colour of the water will change to the colour of peper soup.put it back on fire to boil properly,let's say for 8 minutes,then add the goat meat with it.you yourself will have started perceiving the aroma and then you can turn off the gas ir stove.pepper soup is ready any other food

kulyie: stuffs

SniperInADiaper: Otikpoko I'm coming to your house for a dinner party.. Be prepared

otikpoko:

eyah,its already too late and it is raining here

Hope say u sabi chop well well oo??!

kulyie: ... even my 1o year old neighnor can make all that within 1o minutes...

otikpoko: I prepared this to go with boiled yam.

SniperInADiaper:

It will be tomorrow by time I make it there

Adeniyi A.:
NL, exactly what lesson(s) are we supposed to learn from this Topic? I couldn't pick anything meaningful from the write up.

DailyNews: Pls o, to all ladies reading this, if u don't know hw to cook, pls go and learn it, its a clear sign of laziness and bad home-training/manner for a lady not to know how to cook well.

Forget all those movie and novel o...life isn't a movie. All guys, especially Nigerian guys cherish a lady that have good cooking and home-keeping skills. Your Kim Kardashian look won't get u a lasting and loving husband here in naija.

Yes, u will surely get thousands of boyfriends, not just ordinary boyfriends, but men that matters coming to take their share and go!

No Nigerian man in his right senses, right financial status, right-mind and right situation will intentionally marry a girl who is only good in putting on high heeled shoes, tall nails, tall hairs, painted face and coloured lips...marriage is beyond that...u can get a man with those stuffs, but u can't keep him with just those things.

Forget all the male entertainment celebrities fooling themselves, they are not the ideal Nigerian men, they all just acting dramas to keep their celebrity status to ensure the money/fame is coming, on a normal situation, none would marry those Kim Kardashian look-alike ladies u see them jumping around with.

Enough is enough! Be a real woman, enjoy cooking, practice it, talk about your cooking ability with joy and pride, stop seeing cooking as enslavement becos we Nigerian men respect u for that!

Note: u can still get a guy to marry u even wen u have ugly characters and home-skills, but, but...think abt wen u are 50yrs and above!

otikpoko:


hahahaha this guy sabi cook well well




i believe you meant food STUFF not stuffs

otikpoko: Okra/Okra soup and Ogbono/ogbolo which ever way you pronounce

gat some job to do now.

Will send more later



How far?

Guy, u dey see the steam from the eba?

otikpoko: Okra/Okra soup and Ogbono/ogbolo which ever way you pronounce

gat some job to do now.

Will send more later



How far?

Guy, u dey see the steam from the eba?

kulyie: I don't have a tail in between my legs...

kulyie: ...as well as the typo correction