What's your most embarrassing moment before the opposite sex in your lifetime?

While must i be embarrassed? there u are! pls change ur style.

While must i be embarrassed? there u are! please change your style

Ahhhh, very plenty but i'll share one with you.

There was this day i went to a party ( afternoon party), i was having no underpant nor boxers on,so i went to use the gents and i forgot to zip up cause i was just in a hurry to get out,so when i got out,i noticed that the babes at the party were smiling at me and i was high and feeling cool about myself ( as a fine bobo ) and instead of me to go and sit my silly ass but i still went ahead strolling about not untill my friend told me my zipper was down. Baba O !
You can figure out the rest !

In 1996 I think, I was straphing a babe one evening thinking I had locked the door of my room ( Actually that happens to be the first time I was sleeping with this babe). At the edge of the bed I made her sit on my thing while banging this babe. My dad just walked in while trying to call my name to do something for him. You can Imagine what happened afterwards. That act began the genesis of putting condom on our beds every month for the boys in our room.

Damoche10:

In 1996 I think, I was straphing a babe one evening thinking I had locked the door of my room ( Actually that happens to be the first time I was sleeping with this babe). At the edge of the bed I made her sit on my thing while banging this babe. My dad just walked in while trying to call my name to do something for him. You can Imagine what happened afterwards. That act began the genesis of putting condom on our beds every month for the boys in our room.

LMAOOOOOOOOO . . . Ur old man is nice oh.

u don't wanna know wat mine will do.

Mine was farting in class in elementary school. Boy it was terrible, even the teacher ran out of the classroom. Lolol, if only mum wouldve stop feeding us with beans then.

OsunAmazon:

Mine was farting in class in elementary school. Boy it was terrible, even the teacher ran out of the classroom. Lolol, if only mum wouldve stop feeding us with beans then.

it seems you've gotten over farting as an embarassment - you fart on threads like its going out of business,your lovers fart in the heat of the moment. . .

what do you expect from truckers nayway? their favorite staple is prolly baked beans

OsunAmazon:

Mine was farting in class in elementary school. Boy it was terrible, even the teacher ran out of the classroom. Lolol, if only mum wouldve stop feeding us with beans then.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Thank God i wasn't eating when i was readin' this post!!!. . . . . .

OsunAmazon:

Mine was farting in class in elementary school. Boy it was terrible, even the teacher ran out of the classroom. Lolol, if only mum wouldve stop feeding us with beans then.

roflmao!

This One Is Dedicated To The Oh So Gaseous OsunAmazon AKA Funmi, Enjoy

Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
It smells so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby
Oops, I'm breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please don't think I'm a hog, I swear its the dog,
I've got that flatulence.

"Funmi- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you tohave"
"Oh,  Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this, ?"
"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the pharmacy to getit for you."
"Oh, you shouldnt have!"
"I had no choice, baby!"

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no-one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a sulphorus gas escaping my ass,
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)
Oops,

roflmao ibkaye d nairaland youngest musician

Just now - I was discussing with my boss and my stomach started growling - you know the really loud musical ones. At first I tried to ignore it but I could no longer keep a straight face. Then, my other colleague did a silent fart, but of course, when the smell hit the room everyone glared accusingly at yours truly !

Sooooooooooooooooo embarrassing .

@ibkaye

copyright infringement!

oops i must have farted again . . i made u believ we're more than just friends. . .

i posted this as a reply to the trickling stream( get it)'s overtures to me. . .she has a thing for men that pass wind - the loud and smellier, the better that's what she finds attractive

oyb:

@ibkaye

copyright infringement!

oops i must have farted again . . i made u believ we're more than just friends. . .

i posted this as a reply to the trickling stream( get it)'s overtures to me. . .she has a thing for men that pass wind - the loud and smellier, the better that's what she finds attractive

Hehehe, all thanks to my first love, google

I was walking on the street, a heavy wind blew and my skirt rose up, the boys hanging around just stood there mopping. . . can't they close their eyes

Next time wear jeans.

stillwater:

I was walking on the street, a heavy wind blew and my skirt rose up, the boys hanging around just stood there mopping. . . can't they close their eyes

For what? are we praying?
Its like telling us to close our eyes while driving. . . . . Its impossib[b]UU[/b]

stillwater:

I was walking on the street, a heavy wind blew and my skirt rose up, the boys hanging around just stood there mopping. . . can't they close their eyes

. . Laffinq my yanch Out, Bad Wind!

@Seun . . .
. . .No she should wear leggis next time! . . lol

Well two winters ago, I had to go to work earlier than usual. I got up and ventured downstairs, unwilling to put on the lights I put my boots on and left. I got to the city and was walking on 6th Ave, and found it rather strange that everyone in the opposite direction kept staring at me. Anyway, I continued on my way.  Upon entering the lobby of my first client, I caught a glimpe of myself in the mirror and almost passed out! There I was, beautiful attired with each boot on the wrong foot. .I looked and felt so retarded, I almost cried,

Lmao!!!!! That was funny

Seun:

Next time wear jeans.

You don't wear jeans everyday now

The Sly:

For what? are we praying?
Its like telling us to close our eyes while driving. . . . . Its impossib[b]UU[/b]

Keep quiet

Stillwater - it's ok aleast its of the past now! Seun & Sly plz leave her alone! . _{. .lol i can't quit laffinq}

stillwater:

I was walking on the street, a heavy wind blew and my skirt rose up, the boys hanging around just stood there mopping. . . can't they close their eyes

@ Poster,

Believe me, you'll do just the same if you were in their shoes._{Maybe even more, who knows}

stillwater:

I was walking on the street, a heavy wind blew and my skirt rose up, the boys hanging around just stood there mopping. . . can't they close their eyes

guess it means there was somehing nice to look at

if you were 300 plus with spae tires etal, they'd prolly have closed their eyes like u wanted

You're not serious.

mine was during nysc,my room mate brought in this girl,he was trying to do unfortunatly the girl was frottin that they just meet blablabla,after some time we got talking and i found out she is afriend of my sis( during allthis period i was on my bed wearing only boxers and coverd with my cover cloth)she was on my room mates bed(room mate was out) which is adjacent to my bed, so while we were talking i was lying down and she was facing me,suddenly i decided to cover my self well with the wrapper and decided to change postion on the bed then droop my balls fell out from my boxers all the while we were talking she was jst lookin at my balls ,until i decided to readjust again after about 15 minutes thats when i realised my property out side ,sharp sharp i carry my load back

@ welli
am serious ,the girl been just dey there de look am,

another one is in my former place of work,we deal with a lot of peps so thankfully it was during closing ours,i went to pee and forgot to zip up i walked around the office for like 3 minutes (very spacious office and we deal with around 100 to 300 persons per day) b4 one of the girls that washes the toilet told me zip up , i was shocked, imagine if this happend during middle of wrkin hrs with like 300 people staring at ,i for faint

@ welli
not my fault , _{its quite heavy}

funny you cescky

@ welli
what are you doin this late,

Next time wear jeans

She has the right to wear anything she wants to wear, it's the looking boys that have no right to look at her because it entails an invasion of privacy even though it's outside,