was on a bus to ife, was passing through Ibadan na so the thing come hook me ooooooooooo. i twisted and tuurned, tried to hold it but it didnt work. next thing from the back i shouted ''driver stop", driver said he couldnt stop, i shouted ''driver stop or else, "" he stopped, the way i jumped out of the bus, im sure i broke the land speed record (Usaain Bolt no sabi run oo) into the bush beside someones house.

I still did it on myself. Thank goodness i had a change of clothes in my bag in the bus, i had to take a shower at the corner of someones house, delayed the bus for almost an hour and i had to get rid of my clothes (was wearing my fav. boxers and jeans dat day).

The occupants of the bus were fellow students at the university, guys and girls if you know what i mean. thank goodness i didnt make it into any campus mag.

tell me about embarassing.

Mine was @ work. I used to work for T-Mobile in one of there retail stores and I was assisting this fine chic that wanted to purchase a handset. I dey form fine boy dey speak phoneee to the fine chic when all of a sudden this LOUD sound escaped from the confines of my ass O !! man, I was sooo embarrassed that I just didn't say nothing and kept talking as if I didn't hear the sound! To make it worse, the fart STANK!! If there was ever a moment that I prayed for the floor to open-up and swallow me up, this was it!!

I WORE A PAIR OF BLACK JEANS THAT I HAD DYED SEVERAL TIMES TO A POOL PARTY. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM
SO I WENT FLIRT WITH SOME BABES IN THE POOL. I SLIPPED AND FELL INTO THE POOL! THERE WAS A ROAR OF LAUGHTER
I PRAYED FOR DEATH THAT MOMENT(TRUST THE DEVIL TO DISAPPOINT) EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF.
AS IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH,THE CHLORINE BEGAN TO ACT ON MY DYED JEANS. OMO! COME SEE PEOPLE DEY RUN COMOT
FOR THE POOL AS THE WATER DEY CHANGE COLOUR. I HAVE NEVER HAD IT THAT BAD.