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Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by NEROSKY(m): 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2013
BOY: Do u have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, I don't have one.
...
BOY: Gen2:18 The Lord God said, It is not
good for a man to be alone. I will make a
helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love
you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does not love
does not know God, because God is love."
GIRL: & how do I know you mean those
words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34 For out of the abundance of
the heart the mouth
speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal & honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls
out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song
of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no
flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful, u're
exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave his father and his mother & hold fast
to his wife, & they shall become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures
this much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth, but you
shall meditate on it day and night, so that you
may be careful to do all that is written
in it. For then you will make your way
prosperous and you will have good
success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord
is good! Blessed is the man who
takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to
think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is
commendable, if there is any excellence, if
there is anything worthy of praise, think
about these things."
GIRL: oww I love you already
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by tonnieblaise(m): 5:50pm On Jul 20, 2013
for d 4th again i'm seein dis crap on nairaland
















It av do o...we don hear
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by OmoKhary(f): 6:26pm On Jul 20, 2013
This would get me yawning#yawning#
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by Abnwachineke(m): 7:05pm On Jul 20, 2013
oboy u b expert i lov dat his style let him go nd become pastor nah
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by NEROSKY(m): 10:44am On Jul 21, 2013
tonnieblaise: for d 4th again i'm seein dis crap on nairaland
















It av do o...we don hear

Pave way for others to see grin
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by Sanboy25: 11:21am On Jul 21, 2013
grin grin
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by sakaguchi(m): 8:28pm On Jul 21, 2013
**(Walks into thread )**
"Ooops! Wrong thread"
**( runs out)**.
Re: Cute & Adorable Way To Woo(toast) A Lady by Dovahkiin(m): 12:52pm On Jul 22, 2013

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