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Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by ndumart: 10:31pm On May 27, 2008
I will tell her to do it again
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 10:31pm On May 27, 2008
abi oooo@ndu mart cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 10:34pm On May 27, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

it can't happen of course . . .she chop winch ? shocked

if it does happen, am sure I will be too petrified to think of how best to respond !

if I recover from that shock ehn . . . . lipsrsealed
ehn! you go turn your face for another slap
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by eldee(m): 11:00pm On May 27, 2008
@topic
If any chick ever slaps me, I must have done something that deseves it

But if I didn't do anything worth that stupid action
Obviously my instincts will be to slap her back
With my hands in midair, I'll just stop and be like 'You're not even worth the stress'

1)With that action she'll have ducked to prevent the slap's impact, showing she's not that strong afterall
2)I made her look stupid by not slapping her grin
3)I still remain the Legen-Dary LD I've always been. cool
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by welli(f): 11:13pm On May 27, 2008
4 ur mind!
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 11:14pm On May 27, 2008
@welli

no welli, him dey get hope
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by welli(f): 11:16pm On May 27, 2008
see d way e dey feel like one undecided
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 11:17pm On May 27, 2008
see d way e dey feel like one undecided

na so pple wey dey dream dey feel undecided
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by eldee(m): 11:18pm On May 27, 2008
welli:

4 your mind!
Here we go again
Why can't this girl leave Eldee's Le-gen-da-ry life alone?
Infact, what's wrong if I refuse to slap a lady? undecided
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by welli(f): 11:20pm On May 27, 2008
m not holdin ur life ohhh plus lege. . . my foot.sure u cant slap a gurl in return.only guys witout manners do dat
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by eldee(m): 11:23pm On May 27, 2008
welli:

m not holdin your life ohhh plus lege. . . my foot.
Sorry, but it's pronounced LE-GEN-DA-RY
You got a problem with that?
Tell me, and don't start a conference on it tongue tongue
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by henry007(m): 11:31pm On May 27, 2008
its best 2 act as the occasion demands; u know wat i'm saying?
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by welli(f): 11:33pm On May 27, 2008
@ eldee. . gotta hit d sheet now.wil finish up wit u 2morow
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by eldee(m): 11:35pm On May 27, 2008
henry007:

its best 2 act as the occasion demands; u know what i'm saying?
You don't really want to be controlled by the situation

welli:

@ eldee. . gotta hit d sheet now.wil finish up wit u 2morow
Err. . .finish up?
Nah, I'm too complicated hun
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by DrKitaun(m): 4:11am On May 28, 2008
4Her:

ehn! you go turn your face for another slap

say wetin happen ?

I will beat the living hell out of the chic except if I really really really deserved to be slapped which of course I doubt . . .

a chic that dares to slap me might as well slap my momma which aint gonna ever happen cool

I havent slapped my chic/chics before and I wonder what will make me get such barbarically uncouth treatment from my babe . . .tufiakwa embarassed
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 4:33am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

say wetin happen ?

I will beat the living hell out of the chic except if I really really really deserved to be slapped which of course I doubt . . .

a chic that dares to slap me might as well slap my momma which aint going to ever happen cool

I havent slapped my chic/chics before and I wonder what will make me get such barbarically uncouth treatment from my babe . . .tufiakwa embarassed
Kitaun kitaun kitaun. . .You dnt mean it. . .
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by DrKitaun(m): 4:48am On May 28, 2008
I dont mean what ?

have I come to NAIRALAND to come sound off as a gentleman ?

BLOODY HELL . . .I WILL SMACK HARD A CHIC THAT DOESNT RESPECT MY MASCULINITY, COS I RESPECT WOMEN THE WAY I SHOULD !!! cool

am tired of nigg@s coming here trying to form nice guys just to come here and win over chics like 4her tongue grin
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 4:51am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

I don't mean what ?

have I come to NAIRALAND to come sound off as a gentleman ?

BLOODY HELL . . .I WILL SMACK HARD A CHIC THAT DOESNT RESPECT MY MASCULINITY, COS I RESPECT WOMEN THE WAY I SHOULD !!! cool

am tired of nigg@s coming here trying to form nice guys just to come here and win over chics like 4her tongue grin
haba! hush jare. . .you wnt slap anyone. . .you see you'll be begging me sef to forgive you grin
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by DrKitaun(m): 4:52am On May 28, 2008
in ur wet dreams tongue grin
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by donchichi: 4:53am On May 28, 2008
9 out of 10 times u could beat a lady thoroughly so why would u retaliate? the flesh is very soft and can be compared to a child's own so why waste the energy. Just walk and hope ur anger doesnt get the better of u, true that!
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 4:55am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

in your wet dreams tongue grin
We're allowed to dream. . .you just be careful o, Dr. Kitty tongue
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by tai2(m): 5:00am On May 28, 2008
See Nigerian guys wey just dey here dey deceive themselves, 9 out of 10 Nigerian men will slap her back, me included. I'm no woman beater, but anything that gives a chick the guts to slap me, means I have to correct the impression with a slap that will requite her in double the measure of that given to me. Nonsense, how many of them saw their mothers slap their own fathers? Na me u wan take start.
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 5:02am On May 28, 2008
tai2:

See Nigerian guys wey just dey here dey deceive themselves, 9 out of 10 Nigerian men will slap her back, me included. I'm no woman beater, but anything that gives a chick the guts to slap me, means I have to correct the impression with a slap that will requite her in double the measure of that given to me. Nonsense, how many of them saw their mothers slap their own fathers? Na me u wan take start.

Dude then dnt come across me because I go bring bullets, for defense that is
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by donchichi: 5:03am On May 28, 2008
tai2:

Nonsense, how many of them saw their mothers slap their own fathers? Na me u wan take start.


cheesy cheesy grin  Cant stop laughin to this

Anyway, dont u think that the slap means that she doesnt hav an argument or basically run out of arguments. Dont u think u can beat the hell out of her. If ur answer is yes, why would u waste ur time, when u can direct that energy elsewhere?
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by DrKitaun(m): 5:09am On May 28, 2008
@Alagolo

keep on dreaming  tongue  grin

why should i be careful  undecided

@donchichi

which girl u dey try impress for here undecided

I hope not 4her, cos she is taken tongue
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by donchichi: 5:11am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:


@donchichi

which girl u dey try impress for here undecided

I hope not 4her, because she is taken tongue

Say wetin happen? Omo shun o! leave level for devil. I'm just being real, besides who say i am not taken?
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 5:12am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

@Alagolo

keep on dreaming tongue grin

why should i be careful undecided

@donchichi

which girl u dey try impress for here undecided

I hope not 4her, because she is taken tongue
Yes, I'm taken. . .Thanks Kitaun, my hubby says thanx too.
When I meant be careful, I mean if I hunt you down eh!! tongue
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by DrKitaun(m): 5:16am On May 28, 2008
who cares about ur hubby tongue

if u hunt who down ? too much spliffs aint good for ur system gurl . . .come off it tongue

@donchichi

nothing do u . . .if 4her slaps u, even e-slaps u just turn the othet cheek u hear grin
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by donchichi: 5:17am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:


@donchichi

nothing do u . . .if 4her slaps u, even e-slaps u just turn the othet cheek u hear grin



U know evry!!
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 5:18am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

who cares about your hubby tongue

if u hunt who down ? too much spliffs aint good for your system girl . . .come off it tongue
Dr. Kitty, you dey shakara jare. . . just let's get to e-second base

Dr Kitaun:

@donchichi

nothing do u . . .if 4her slaps u, even e-slaps u just turn the othet cheek u hear grin

he go smile afterwards too undecided

donchichi:


You know evry!!
shhhhhhhhhhhh. . .
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by DrKitaun(m): 5:20am On May 28, 2008
shakara no dey my vocab . . .na reality i dey base on tongue
Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by Nobody: 5:24am On May 28, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

shakara no dey my vocab . . .na reality i dey base on tongue
ok, let's make it our a reality cool grin

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