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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 4:47pm On Aug 24, 2013
flow1759: Foxy_flow pls tell us Rule 7(the last rule) of the Rule of Coco.

Done deal... I need charge my phone first...

BTW... Awesome update...!!!
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by flow1759: 6:09pm On Aug 24, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

Done deal... I need charge my phone first...

BTW... Awesome update...!!!

Thanks. Btw una no want make this story enter front page
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by killuminati(m): 6:21pm On Aug 24, 2013
Lol....@ Olumo Rock
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by jumzzy448: 7:37pm On Aug 24, 2013
Foxy flow, I beg do come update ooooo. My ribs don dey pain me already. grin
Mods, dis na front page material oo
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by flow1759: 8:24pm On Aug 24, 2013
Did anybody notice that Rule 5 was missing

It was intentional sha
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Toyorsih(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2013
weldone Guys,more ice to ur wine winkweldone Guys,more ice to ur wine
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by killuminati(m): 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2013
flow1759: Did anybody notice that Rule 5 was missing

It was intentional sha
I didn't even notice, I was just laffin my (_|_) offgrin
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Madawaki01(m): 12:01am On Aug 25, 2013
Back again
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Tgold1(m): 12:24am On Aug 25, 2013
Abeg do quick woh... Ma kpoli don almst finish grin
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by tosomaju(m): 4:04am On Aug 25, 2013
flow17v59: Did anybody notice that Rule 5 was missing

It was intentional sha
i noticed it. I was a bit surprised that u didn't include it. Sometimes there should be space for no rule, which is the rule in a critical situation when all rules fail in cocoa farm.
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by dandollaz: 1:01pm On Aug 25, 2013
Flow nwanne I swear u r the king of writer in nairaland.MOD frontpage things.
Still I dan$
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by ERF: 2:07pm On Aug 25, 2013
^^ which kind front page be that?? Shey una one spoil the story now?

The story don reach half? Or una want followers when go run for the middle? . . . . Please update moorre first. . .when its almost true. . . Nothing would stop it from not making fp. . Unless una break any rules.

Nicey so far... Ma main Oga Flow, i see yhu...

Ma ßoss "Bone" abi na "rebirth" ...i see yhu to
o.

Yhu guys are lyk identical twins in terms of writing, with little or no diff . .
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by killuminati(m): 3:36pm On Aug 25, 2013
T gold: Abeg do quick woh... Ma kpoli don almst finish grin
roll another one na.. Me I no dey lack kpoli oh, no talk say I no holy ohgrin
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by emmadejust(m): 3:44pm On Aug 25, 2013
my heart is inditting good matter, my lips is a ready pen for two writer Which are skilled in both left and right side of. their imaginative world of story writting, I wish this story is a practical experience of your life that wil never end til.................end of ends fictions
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Madawaki01(m): 8:21pm On Aug 25, 2013
Flow and foxy,where art thou?
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by seankay(m): 11:53pm On Aug 25, 2013
I'm impressed! You guys are talented writers....this is the best collabo I've seen on here,it reminds me of Mazi and Uj Chief's.wey dis igbo smoking barrack boy nd d mountain head Attai?cum update.But criously,Na thief factory dey attai head?
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by killuminati(m): 8:47am On Aug 26, 2013
seankay: I'm impressed! You guys are talented writers....this is the best collabo I've seen on here,it reminds me of Mazi and Uj Chief's.wey dis igbo smoking barrack boy nd d mountain head Attai?cum update.But criously,Na thief factory dey attai head?
gringrin
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by sambroose(m): 11:12am On Aug 26, 2013
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by sambroose(m): 11:13am On Aug 26, 2013
sambroose:
Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Tgold1(m): 2:12pm On Aug 26, 2013
killuminati: roll another one na.. Me I no dey lack kpoli oh, no talk say I no holy ohgrin
ok ma roll on..... 10 wraps intact wit 3 bottles of whiskey...... bros do u care for sum?

Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2013
Dear readers,

I am sick and right now undergoing treatment.

Please bear with me until I am strong enough....

All said and done....

Peace out!!

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by drsolob(m): 3:08pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foxy_Flow: Dear readers,

I am sick and right now undergoing treatment.

Please bear with me until I am strong enough....

All said and done....

Peace out!!
Abeg get well soon.

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Tgold1(m): 3:11pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foxy_Flow: Dear readers,

I am sick and right now undergoing treatment.

Please bear with me until I am strong enough....

All said and done....

Peace out!!
get well soon bro.....





the lord is ur strenght.••••••

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by yemi2plus(m): 3:17pm On Aug 26, 2013
Wishing you quick recovery. Hope it ain't because of sleepless night?

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by sambroose(m): 3:54pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foxy.....stop lying and come and update Jor

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by adegwurulez(m): 3:58pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foxy_Flow: Dear readers,

I am sick and right now undergoing treatment.

Please bear with me until I am strong enough....

All said and done....

Peace out!!
quick recovery... btw, i don warn u make u stop to smoke see wetin e don cause u

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by olisehcom(f): 4:47pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foxy and Flowey una wel done.

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Nobody: 6:13pm On Aug 26, 2013
sambroose: Foxy.....stop lying and come and update Jor
you go fear some character for dis nairaland angry instead of you to wish him quick recovery u are here calling him a liar. smh

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by hersweetness(f): 6:51pm On Aug 26, 2013
Foxy_Flow: Dear readers,

I am sick and right now undergoing treatment.

Please bear with me until I am strong enough....

All said and done....

Peace out!!

Get well soon

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by jumzzy448: 8:16am On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Dear readers,

I am sick and right now undergoing treatment.

Please bear with me until I am strong enough....

All said and done....

Peace out!!
[/quo
Wishing you speedy recobery.

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by killuminati(m): 8:58am On Aug 27, 2013
Aiyo bro, sniff some of dat coke eish and get on ya feet..:X

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Get well soon oh angry

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Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by FoxyFlow(m): 10:37am On Aug 27, 2013
"Why una dey hold me na"

I shouted as I staggered in the arms of Captain. Almost all my energy had been expended in the fight with Flow. Though I succeeded in dishing out incredible punches and jabs plus using my hammer head of terror to bead butt him, I still felt he cheated me.

"Leave am make him come make I show am"

Flow sounded like he just ran a marathon with Usain Bolt chasing him with a cutlass.

"Una know say una no suppose to dey fight abi?

Captain shouted, almost damaging my ear drums.

"No be Flow start am?"

I asked a question which sounded silly to my own ears too.

"How I carry start am? When you dey move that money you no know?"

He screamed at me, his eyes red. I must have gotten him real good on his nose to make him cry. I was happy within myself.

"When you dey order for pepper soup, you no know say e go hook for your throat? Abi when those ashaw'os dey dance for your stup'id preek, you no reason am?"

I shouted.

"Wetin this boys dey talk about self?"

Kumelo seemed to be asking the air as we continued our quarrel like two market women. We finally calmed down and started accessing our injuries.

"See as I punch him face"

Flow started.

"Na small remain, you for no get nose"

I replied him.

"Ehn, I gree but your body go hear am"

He said to me, eying me dangerously.

"When you don already hear am?"

I replied him.

"The two of you should please report to Alhaji DK for debriefing."

DK008 said. I turned to face him. He had been there all this while when we were fighting and I never noticed. That's one thing about coco farmers, be there and do not be there at the same time. I and Flow had left the residence of Alhaji not because we wanted but because Flow thought we had been fired. I wonder how we can get fired so easily without our lives being taken away. Rule 5 of coco farming.

"Never allow your dealer desert you, delete him instead."

I and Flow crawled back to the house, holding each other so we won't fall as Captain and Kumelo had gone their ways inside their clean EOD. The giants at the gate opened the door for us with surprise written all over their faces. How else would you feel when two fine boys left and returned as two beaten down individuals. While I looked like I had accident with a bike, Flow looked like he jumped in front of a moving train.

"Innallillahi!"

Alhaji exclaimed in arabic.

"What happened boys?"

He added after recovering from his shock.

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