PortHarcourtBoy:

U no fit free the 10 card for the bike man?... Niggas sef no dey try...

If I buy a commodity and the balance na 50 card and below, I dey free am for the seller...

Damojo: U ask 4 direction and even when they don't know the way, they go 'Oh, Little road? Just go straight down, turn left, then right and ask another person'...

Texas.Cowgirl:


I don't buy condoms.
There's a program in my school healthcare center that sends me packages of free condoms in the mail. Arrives within 2 days, I make sure to never run out.

U sound lyk a baby wif dis comment,who ask u if ut skul supply free condoms.shmm

Ms_Steph: When u have to pay bribe for everitin

Culiar@me:
bla bla bla bla

Texas.Cowgirl:


There's a program in my school healthcare center that sends me packages of free condoms in the mail. Arrives within 2 days, I make sure to never run out.

Afolabs101:

All those rubbers, are you a sex machine

yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)

3. You go to buy recharge card and u give the seller 100 naira and she still asks "how much own u one buy"...(na 20 naira own i want....mtcheeew).

5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch"

6. While driving, someone who has a better ride than u slowly passes u and gives u that "look"....(if you like no look where you they go before u jam street light ).

7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first)

Chylo: Sometimes, I tie my feet together in the bathroom and pretend am a merman
And sometimes, I send out scam mails, tap my neigbours' DSTV and open a church and pretend am a Nigerian.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Haba, I odn't have sex nau, I dash them out to my neighbors

hovcard: that's why we are d gaint of Africa. . . . hehe. . . => 7am in the morning u see me coming out of mha bedroom wit full eyes and u dey ask "are u just waking up 4 sleep?"

CFCfan:
Stories that touch

alexarelano: I hate it when #9ja pples turn chattin 2 anoda thing, imagine, u wanna shorten ''all'' u typed ''awl'' u wan type ''jare'' u typed ''jawe'' u wan type ''sorry'', u typed ''sowi'' U wan pple knw say u no sabi pronounce letter ''R''. 9ja pples wit firstclass stupidity. mtchew!

Texas.Cowgirl:

okmailandy: Exclusive music single from the original baddoo: Feri D - Roll It www.donaktv.com/dtv-music-ferid-roll-it/. Be a part of the success story,its happening already 9ja wide. Download,share and rebroadcast.

engrjamiu: Nigerians go collect money from ATM machine and still count am to reconfirm:

Shey una fit return the money back.

omiobo:
Even before I download I don know say the song no go make sense. Wetin be roll it? When there are many attractive title u can give a song.

Aromas: Dis 1 na Yoruba get am. Imagine u just dey enter ur compound 4rm work cum dey ask you say" Haha se ti de" Most annoying tinz, dey won make person no cum again?

Texas.Cowgirl:


Haba, I don't have sex nau, I dash them out to my neighbors

CFCfan:
That one is so annoying

m-ployer:
Some annoying things the Op does. 1.He requests for a bread, waits for the bread to arrive before saying he wants a fresh one...so annoying. 2. He goes to buy a condom and keep staring at the sales girl as if She is a testing machine. Bros, it is sold non-tested. 3. He gets envious wen u drive pass him in a better ride. If u slow down he thinks u want him to hav a better look. 4.He waits till he gets into a public bus before texting and chatting...kinda flaunting his fairly-used, always hanging BB curve 1.

IAMBREEZY: There was a time a bus conductor mistake me for a female,damn i was so embarrased cuz all eyes was on me.

yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)

2. You're in a bus, texting or chatting and the next person wants to know everything you're typing (giraffing)....(i hate that thing die....thats why privacy screen protectors became popular).

3. You go to buy recharge card and u give the seller 100 naira and she still asks "how much own u one buy"...(na 20 naira own i want....mtcheeew).

4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch"

6. While driving, someone who has a better ride than u slowly passes u and gives u that "look"....(if you like no look where you they go before u jam street light ).

7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first)

8. You go to buy bread....you be like...madam give me bread....she brings it...before she gets to you...you say "fresh one abeg"...then she goes back and enters an inner chamber to get another bread...(do i need to specify before u give me good bread)...

feel free to add urs

yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)

2. You're in a bus, texting or chatting and the next person wants to know everything you're typing (giraffing)....(i hate that thing die....thats why privacy screen protectors became popular).

3. You go to buy recharge card and u give the seller 100 naira and she still asks "how much own u one buy"...(na 20 naira own i want....mtcheeew).

4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch"

6. While driving, someone who has a better ride than u slowly passes u and gives u that "look"....(if you like no look where you they go before u jam street light ).

7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first)

8. You go to buy bread....you be like...madam give me bread....she brings it...before she gets to you...you say "fresh one abeg"...then she goes back and enters an inner chamber to get another bread...(do i need to specify before u give me good bread)...

feel free to add urs