chaircover:

This is the funniest thing I have read on Nairaland this year

Cooger is madt

chaircover: On a serious note I dont know why people get their feathers ruffled when kulyie yarns

Kulyie is not married and she acts tough for reasons, I understand. If you read her early posts on this forum, you will see that she is a pussycat.

I know for certain that in 5 years time when she is married, it will be yes ma, yes ma three bags full ma. All dis one na mouth

I know the die hard no nonsense ones on this forum and kulyie is not one of them. She is only acting tough to "protect" herself. She was not born like that and she will never in a thousand years watch her MIL die, no matter what the MIL does to her.

No one with the fear of God within them will watch a feeble old MIL die, no matter the strife.

coogar:

kulyie: nothing happens without a reason madam.there was a provocation created by the man which the woman bottled up and hence caused the slap.note that our tolerance level for bottling up provocation is different.number 2 you support domestic violence in marriage abi because 2 adults cannot control their anger,thats nice,keep it up shows how well you are trainning your sons to be boxers when they are married



the way some women lick the ar,,ses of 'almighty mother inlaw' ehen,its mind boggling,as if marriage is such a rare grammy awards.smh 8-)




issshhh.8-)

biolabee: you may be right though... na people like this wey go gentle die for married house

oko mi owon, ejoo i need to toju oko mi etc

lolz....

taryour:


So you support the wife slapping her husband first because she was provoked But you name it violence when a man beats his wife first because he was provoked You are so confused dear.

kulyie: nothing happens without a reason madam.there was a provocation created by the man which the woman bottled up and hence caused the slap.note that our tolerance level for bottling up provocation is different.

number 2 you support domestic violence in marriage abi because 2 adults cannot control their anger,thats nice,keep it up shows how well you are trainning your sons to be boxers when they are married

the way some women lick the ar,,ses of 'almighty mother inlaw' ehen,its mind boggling,as if marriage is such a rare grammy awards.smh 8-)
issshhh.8-)

kulyie: i have said my own opinion my dear the rest is your own cup of tea 8-)

biolabee:

kuly... i no know say u like football
kuly maradona,,,lol

coogar:

did we read the same piece? she told the husband to choose between her and his mother. in the argument that ensued after, she slapped her husband. who's at fault? if a woman is provoked, she has the right to domestic violence?



don't twist it around....
if anything, the wife is the spouse abuser here. she struck the first blow. provocation or not, a woman should not slap her husband.



the wife has no mother - she lost her at a very young age so she probably does not value one. how can one value what she never had? if she had a living mother, she would not neglect a dying mother-in-law when she's in a position to have saved her life.




taryour has undressed you in public...
even from my position, i can see your bare arsë with stretch marks. when a wife slaps her husband, it's provocation. when a husband slaps his wife, it's violence.

mgbeke feminists - i hail thee!!!

kulyie: mr man go and sleep,i am through with this discussion with you,cave man :p

kulyie: them no go kill me for this nairaland.see as all of them dey shine eye for my matter like say i be the person wey the thing hapen to gan gan.na wa o :D8-) nigerians ehen

coogar:

someone get this brat her pacifier - she's throwing her toys outta the pram. you are still a jambite at age 29 i am not even sure you are a woman. if i ask you to stand next to denrele, the view would strike a semblance of a stereotypical hömosexual relationship.

can't wait for ASUU to call of their strike - their action is making this brat idle. you have the swag of an orange tree. send me on errands? you wish!!! i hire girls like you to massage my limbs after a long drive.

coogar:

do you agree you have been undressed?

kulyie: i feel like cutting those thumbs of yours :p

kulyie: orisirisi so na you them give my birth certificate to when them born me abi.ori e o pe rara.

And the last time i checked,its only a fa,,,ggo,t that will recognize another gay.for you to recognize derenle,i dont need a sooth sayer to tell me that you are either a f,ag or a bisexual pretending to be heterosexual :/:p

coogar:

with your tunnel vision and ancient wisdom, i would put your age at 29 years, 5 months and 22 days(to be exact)!!! at this age, you should have bagged your ph.d but you are still battling MTH 101.



i have 5 sensory organs unlike you with 2! i know you have the body of an 11-year-old boy with a cobra face.

kulyie: ok,you know what,i', sorry coogar.i think i went too far with this stuff and i took it too personal.sorry na,haba

kulyie: ok,you know what,i', sorry coogar.i think i went too far with this stuff and i took it too personal.sorry na,haba

armyofone: eyaah so sweet of you .

Give him a live white fowl to fully appease him.

I have a bottle of Alize here with fried peppered snails for you both.

kulyie: ok,you know what,i', sorry coogar.i think i went too far with this stuff and i took it too personal.sorry na,haba

coogar:

coogar:

armyofone: I'm coming with white fowl, wine and a box of Tissue

kulyie: han han coogar is that your picture there, nawa o,so you are cute this your bow na die and the suit,

coogar:

yes, that's me before i got my tribal marks.

biolabee: Nice one guys...

Happy day.. And don't forget usain bolt/rodgers are doing the 100m are running and one of my fav athletes..triple jumper christain taylor

Kulyie.. Shake the orobo tinz tday ooo.. We are in the 8th month and it's by grace

chaircover:
No one with the fear of God within them will watch a feeble old MIL die, no matter the strife.

Kanwulia: Congratulations!
Now, you have YOU a happy DIVORCED life AND ROT IN HELL!