Dr Kitaun:

was wondering meself why she had to spew that

Doctor Kit!

ok I give up . . .

it looks like more and more people than I ever tot had been a victim or beneficiary of this WONDERFUL EKENE DILI CHUKWU EXPERIENCE !  

@Whitelexi

howdy man ?

ssup ?

Still laughing like mad

wetin dey sele.

Lol

someone got OD sucking breast, and was robbed

sincity:

Lol

someone got OD sucking breast, and was robbed

LMAO!!

Dr Kitaun:

@Whitelexi

howdy man ?

ssup ?

Life is good my brother, its hard to believe u never experienced that mid-night wonder sha

I'ld get back to u guys on my tales on the BRT bus as soon as i can type well.

Still laughing my cute ass off.

sincity:

Lol

someone got OD sucking breast, and was robbed

good for him!
next time he'll keep his mouth to himself

All u guys are just too hilarious

whitelexi:

Life is good my brother, its hard to believe u never experienced that mid-night wonder sha

no mind me jare . . .I just dey try wind people small

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@ Dr. Kitaun and sheniqua,

i have something to clear here, you did simile in school, right?? Crucify someone like Jesus Christ does not mean Jesus is bad - i mean some ladies should be hung - does that make any sense?? so dont try to make any issue out of nothing

@GENTLEDOVE

nothing do u . . .u sabi say I still get free milk to get from u so i no fit fight u yet

so back to my story,

we got talking and,

Men i can't really type anymore.

u all know the details,

our hands met at the wrong part and we notice we were the only to passanger left in the bus. Fortunatly the was a break down on the lane coupled with hold ups. The lazy conductor had slept off and the bus pilot was busy listening to fuji music, maybe he noticed us sha

she had a loli pop and i lapped her, u all know the rest,

and they lived happily ever after. The End

this sincity sef, i dey suspect you o

@gentledove,

suspect me of what and for what

it was a wet evening and one thing lead to another.

I'm telling u i'm as innocent as a dove

@ sincity,

i can see that you are as innocent as a dove or is it ^serpent

sincity:

so back to my story,

we got talking and,

Men i can't really type anymore.

u all know the details,

our hands met at the wrong part and we notice we were the only to passanger left in the bus. Fortunatly the was a break down on the lane coupled with hold ups. The lazy conductor had slept off and the bus pilot was busy listening to fuji music, maybe he noticed us sha

she had a loli pop and i lapped her, u all know the rest,

and they lived happily ever after. The End

wat does that mean? "LAPPED HER"

u know how dogs lap water

O.k now this is real talk, no games.

I boarded a bus from Port-harcourt to Abuja to go see some of my hommes who were serving. On the bus I was lucky to have been placed near this Lepa, not too tall, not too pretty but strafable babe. At first I had no interest in her (cos I usually dont play like that), but then as the journey continued, the chick kinda initiated the conversation. We talked about everything you could possibly imagine up until she asked bout my girlfriend. I was honest and told her I just started dating my chick for about a few months. Later on in the journey, she fell asleep and sent the first signal by leaning on my shoulder, DAMN!! I'm too street to slack at such an oppurtunity so I adjusted made her comfortable while taking my two cents worth of free smooching (nothing explicit though).

The mad part was when we finally hit Abj at night, the chick started this long narrative about how that was her first time in the capital and how she had no idea where she was going that night. I offered to ride with her to wherever she was going before I stepped but then she said she'll feel safer with me (Second Signal). Omo no dulling, I quickly forked out 6k, found the nearest hotel, and voila, the rest you can imagine. Now I have her on speed dial, whenever I'm in the FCT, shes always on hand to give a brother some love.

Me thinks, that the problem has to do with the ride. It kinds of fcuks their senses up (with the amana chilling freezing their brains), the vibration of the bus sending tingling sensation through their body, and the lonliness of sitting 8-12 hours on a bus, at night with total strangers who could either be serial killers or total gentlemen (like I was). DAMN!! Its worth the gamble.

Although I dont go by road no more, I still pray I get lucky again, but this time on a flight.

Lap as in the man sitting down and the woman sitting on him. the way you can lap your junior one when your transport fare is not enough i no fit laff. this guy called sincity na one hell of a crazy guy. thank God say you no put your email for your profile, i for yab you tire today

whitelexi:

u know how dogs lap water

Kweelllll!!!!!!!!!!

Esss:

O.k now this is real talk, no games.

I boarded a bus from Port-harcourt to Abuja to go see some of my hommes who were serving. On the bus I was lucky to have been placed near this Lepa, not too tall, not too pretty but strafable babe. At first I had no interest in her (because I usually don't play like that), but then as the journey continued, the chick kind of initiated the conversation. We talked about everything you could possibly imagine up until she asked bout my girlfriend. I was honest and told her I just started dating my chick for about a few months. Later on in the journey, she fell asleep and sent the first signal by leaning on my shoulder, DAMN!! I'm too street to slack at such an oppurtunity so I adjusted made her comfortable while taking my two cents worth of free smooching (nothing explicit though).

The mad part was when we finally hit Abj at night, the chick started this long narrative about how that was her first time in the capital and how she had no idea where she was going that night. I offered to ride with her to wherever she was going before I stepped but then she said she'll feel safer with me (Second Signal). Omo no dulling, I quickly forked out 6k, found the nearest hotel, and voila, the rest you can imagine. Now I have her on speed dial, whenever I'm in the FCT, shes always on hand to give a brother some love.

Me thinks, that the problem has to do with the ride. It kinds of fcuks their senses up (with the amana chilling freezing their brains), the vibration of the bus sending tingling sensation through their body, and the lonliness of sitting 8-12 hours on a bus, at night with total strangers who could either be serial killers or total gentlemen (like I was). DAMN!! Its worth the gamble.

Although I don't go by road no more, I still pray I get lucky again, but this time on a flight.

i am praying for you too that you get lucky on the plane one day, Bleep a cabin crew attendant and get AIDS. whats wrong with our youths nowadays?? chei!!!! God dey o, no forget that

gentledove:

i am praying for you too that you get lucky on the plane one day, mess a cabin crew attendant and get AIDS. whats wrong with our youths nowadays?? chei!!!! God dey o, no forget that

Thats so not not fair. What did I do wrong?? It's not like I raped her or druged her. It was consenting whatever between two adults.

Esss:

Thats so not not fair. What did I do wrong?? It's not like I raped her or druged her. It was consenting whatever between two adults.

no long thing my dear. its all a game. ok, i no dey pray make you get AIDS again but desist from such act. i am not preaching o. enjoy your day ESSS. ciao ^{see how i am blowing you kisses, no hard feelings right??}

gentledove:

@ Dr. Kitaun and sheniqua,

i have something to clear here, you did simile in school, right?? Crucify someone like Jesus Christ does not mean Jesus is bad - i mean some ladies should be hung - does that make any sense?? so don't try to make any issue out of nothing

whatever you say dear
no be ya mouth?

@ fuck_a_lot, i hope you will end up marrying the girl or na chop and klean mouth you wan do

gentledove:

no long thing my dear. its all a game. ok, i no dey pray make you get AIDS again but desist from such act. i am not preaching o. enjoy your day ESSS. ciao ^{see how i am blowing you kisses, no hard feelings right??}

It's all good dear. No hard feelings.

Bleep a lot. oh boy yoo(stammering) yoo , yoo use condom so? i no say make you no Bleep o, but my broda use condom. that kind thing dey sweet sha. i know from previous experience. something similar. but i always carry condom in my wallet for such emergencies. till the day my wife see the condom. imagine my convoluted story on how the condom came to be in my pocket

On the bus?

since you are an illegal immigrant, provide both passports to back up your story whn you get to the embassy. good luck