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Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 10:48pm On Nov 22, 2013
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kidaberry(f): 10:43am On Nov 23, 2013
My dearie well done
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by VivyGift(f): 5:32pm On Dec 01, 2013
I'm so sorry rock5555 I left wen d story was getting interesting. Went busy nd wen I came back I av already missed a whole lot. I have to try to catch up with ur story nd others as well. I'm still far behind but I have to comment bcus u really showed that I'm appreciated nd missed...

Well done Rock555... U made it smiley
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 9:34pm On Dec 01, 2013
Vivy Gift: I'm so sorry rock5555 I left wen d story was getting interesting. Went busy nd wen I came back I av already missed a whole lot. I have to try to catch up with ur story nd others as well. I'm still far behind but I have to comment bcus u really showed that I'm appreciated nd missed...

Well done Rock555... U made it smiley

welocme miss, am glad u came back
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Isedax(m): 9:45pm On Dec 01, 2013
The rock5555: We started walking to go get water, when we came across a big red stream, i continued walking when i saw chokolo stop and entered the water.

'Bros you want make worm enter your leg abi, ok just come show us the water before you bath'.

'you be mumu, no be water be this to fetch' he thundered back.

That was then i realised that the red water was where they got water to bath, cook and even drink. I was speechless but the first thing that came to my mind was 'blood of God'.

We fetch the water or let me call it palm oil and went home, we then put alum in it to settle it a little before using it. 'So naso akwanga dey'? I asked a question i havent found the answer to till date.
*****************************
'Sir we are looking for the head master's office' my dad ask a young man who pass us he showed us the direction to the HM office. We we were going we came across the school library, i remembered the library incident in jos with Tayo and i smiled while my small man shook his headwink

'sir this is my son we came to collect form, admission letter e.t.c'
After everything i got my games wear and uniform and i was officially a pupil of Demonstration nursery and primary school.

Wow new school, new life i breath a sign of relief when my father left me, now i have to look for my class.

The classes were numbered on top of the door post so i did not have much trouble looking for my class, but what i saw as i got there was suprising, i left my mouth open with shock.
***************************** "how was school today"
'fine o, hope say food dey?'
'go kitchen go carry your food'

The thoughts of the day entered my head and i started laughing like i inhaled laughing gas.

'Come beat me na if you know say you get power'i dared my sister with my fist clenched in the trademark RVD style.
'you will cry now if i touch you'my sister warned.

I kept on taunting her until she was provoke and she pounced on me like a lion and we started karating and wrestling joined together.

I was RVD and Jet Li, but she was Undertaker and Jackie Chan, she gave me a blow to my head and i countered with a low punch which she dodged, and then plunged at me like edge and threw me to the ground and started stuffing my mouth with sand.

I could do only one thing that i know was effective i grabbed her budding bosoms and twisted it like a screw, she shrieked and left me but before i could recover from spitting out the sand in my mouth she perform a K.O move on me and performed an undertaker favourite Tomb Stone on me unfortunately my forehead landed on a stone and mount everest grow there.

That was it, i had been knocked out and even if refree had counted 1-100 i would not have gotten up, i just lay there crying like a new born baby.

The whole children in the compound were wacthing me and were saying things like 'see blood, chai his head don break etc' that got me furiousd and i got inside and looked myself in a mirror, the was a white spot on my head but no blood.
"chai my skull don comot" i screamed, if i no cry till mummy come back call me chicken, i threatened my sister.

Then i was a legend in crying(i dont know why Nollywood did not employ me then), i could cry for no reason, i could just sit down and be eating and i would start formulating cry that will make sense, so when i threatened my sister she knew i meant business.

'Oya take small sweet na' she coyed me but i was adamant and change my cry to gear two. I cried from 2pm till 6pm but my mother was not back so i saved the fuel till her return.

When i see her coming i connect my cry battery and slap myself and the small dried tears i could muster started coming out. My mother was angry that we fought and even quarred me for fighting my elder sister which cause my eyes overflow with tears.

My mount everest was now at its peak and i know i was in for more crying when it would be pressed, after much crying and rolling on the ground from the pressing the mountain was removed but it still left me a landmark till this day.

I was then asked to narrate my first day at school and i started.....
#LMAO# kai, 9ce one the rock, i dey gbadun ur updates
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by VivyGift(f): 10:44pm On Dec 01, 2013
The rock5555:

welocme miss, am glad u came back

Tnks
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 7:03pm On Dec 02, 2013
Isedax:
#LMAO# kai, 9ce one the rock, i dey gbadun ur updates

Thanks man, do catch up make u join our season two train
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 7:03pm On Dec 02, 2013
Isedax:
#LMAO# kai, 9ce one the rock, i dey gbadun ur updates
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Doublejc(m): 8:15pm On Dec 08, 2013
[color=#006600][/color]nice frm frm d rock...i hv been reading ur updates....more power to ur elbow
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2013
Double_j.c:
[color=#006600][/color]nice frm frm d rock...i hv been reading ur updates....more power to ur elbow

thanks man. Do come season two oo

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Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Knightmelvin(m): 5:52pm On Dec 10, 2013
Men u 2 much o
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:03am On Dec 11, 2013
Knightmelvin: Men u 2 much o

Thanks bro...
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Talk2david1(m): 11:56pm On Dec 19, 2013
Hilariously Awesome! More ink to your pen Bro
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 9:26pm On Dec 21, 2013
Talk2david1: Hilariously Awesome! More ink to your pen Bro

Thanks sir, do come season two cus we don go far, am expecting you
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by VivyGift(f): 8:10am On Dec 22, 2013
The rock5555:

Thanks sir, do come season two cus we don go far, am expecting you
Na wa o... E don enter season 2 shocked where dis one no gree me read finish cry
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by aytuns(m): 10:12pm On Dec 22, 2013
Just finished page 0 to 151 ha!. I almost pause my life for 1 week plus cos of ur story and yet season 2 still dey, chei i don die!! I deserve award, gift, medal anything of sort jare, if u no tell me, i go tell myself. Anyway to Mr Rock, ur story is all encompassing, love, anger, emotion, and i cannot forget the laughter i had reading your story..so tey i dey laugh for midnight self,chei naa u cause am o, cause of ur trouble wey no dey end... So season 2 here i come, and rock, i must catch up with u this time!!...or so i'm thinking...
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:59am On Dec 26, 2013
Vivy Gift:
Na wa o... E don enter season 2 shocked where dis one no gree me read finish cry

Make u no dey dull oo, maybe before you finish we go don land for season 3.catch up shaperly abeg...

aytuns: Just finished page 0 to 151 ha!. I almost pause my life for 1 week plus cos of ur story and yet season 2 still dey, chei i don die!! I deserve award, gift, medal anything of sort jare, if u no tell me, i go tell myself. Anyway to Mr Rock, ur story is all encompassing, love, anger, emotion, and i cannot forget the laughter i had reading your story..so tey i dey laugh for midnight self,chei naa u cause am o, cause of ur trouble wey no dey end... So season 2 here i come, and rock, i must catch up with u this time!!...or so i'm thinking...

see the way your comment dey sweet my belly, bro you try abeg, i hope say your pple no carry u go yaba left bcus of over lafing ba? grin
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by 360prince(m): 1:19pm On Dec 26, 2013
THE ROCK no matter what you do in this life i still remain Prince and am gonna see you as my papa.

Happy xmas and new year in advance
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Nobody: 4:51pm On Dec 28, 2013
Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa, c as i just dey laugh. I ve bn a silent readerall dis while 4rm page 0 to 151 but i deem it fit 2 comment because of a gud job done by rock5555. Thumbs up bro
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:57pm On Dec 28, 2013
Omortolah: Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa, c as i just dey laugh. I ve bn a silent readerall dis while 4rm page 0 to 151 but i deem it fit 2 comment because of a gud job done by rock5555. Thumbs up bro

Thanks ma'am, abeg add gear two enter season two oooo

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Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by richardenujeke: 7:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
Man carry dey go we dey follow u no fall our hand oh
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by richardenujeke: 7:37pm On Jan 02, 2014
Omo men u don make me 4get my self i dey follow u like somebody wes no get work grin
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by richardenujeke: 7:40pm On Jan 02, 2014
Guy fast updat de story so dat i go bele full
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:22am On Jan 06, 2014
richardenujeke: Guy fast updat de story so dat i go bele full
richardenujeke: Man carry dey go we dey follow u no fall our hand oh
richardenujeke: Omo men u don make me 4get my self i dey follow u like somebody wes no get work grin

Oga sir this one don finish abeg come season two make we dey jolly dey go.. Cus season 3 go soon begingrin
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Darus05(m): 8:26am On Jul 24, 2014
[color=#000099][/color] Throck5555 u ar d best,nice story so far...wow! u want to kill me wt laught o. Ur stubborness too much.following u 2 season 2,hope I wont be disppointed?
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 8:06pm On Aug 17, 2014
Darus05: [color=#000099][/color] Throck5555 u ar d best,nice story so far...wow! u want to kill me wt laught o. Ur stubborness too much.following u 2 season 2,hope I wont be disppointed?
tanks Mehn
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ultraawesome(m): 5:28am On Sep 04, 2014
We Hope That The Future Holds Great Things For us. NICE ONE,THEROCK
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ezeigbo194(m): 4:08pm On Sep 06, 2014
Ok the rock u na bad guy certified....... I wish say i go fit get liver as u take get sha......... Ur story make sence wella eh funny well Bt i wasn't feelin the "or so i thought" u use it on sm irrelevant places n then u dnt finish with i sm characters u just stop talking about them and then i almost cryed when anita left bros eh pain me no be small Bt apart from that Nigga u killed it Mehn u bad boi......
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Olajummylove(f): 4:39pm On Sep 14, 2014
please I have a question, i've always wondered this and now see this same thing in this story, I wanna ask if two children underage or in prepuberty engage in marital affairs as we saw above, what happens? Are there any medical complications or will the preteen guy also ejaculate as do older males? And as for the girl, from the story I know she must have not started seeing r period if not she'd have known the complications of such action. And also this story is way back so those kids must have not known anything like contraceptives (though I know kids of nowadays know a lot). Please Any one who knows about this should oase answer.
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:52am On Oct 21, 2014
ultraawesome:
We Hope That The Future Holds Great Things For us. NICE ONE,THEROCK
thanks man, d future have been great o, infact am living it now
ezeigbo194:
Ok the rock u na bad guy certified....... I wish say i go fit get liver as u take get sha......... Ur story make sence wella eh funny well Bt i wasn't feelin the "or so i thought" u use it on sm irrelevant places n then u dnt finish with i sm characters u just stop talking about them and then i almost cryed when anita left bros eh pain me no be small Bt apart from that Nigga u killed it Mehn u bad boi......
I no know say person still dey read dis story o. Tanks bro for commenting anyway, u know I met a lot of pple so its very hard speaking with all of them, I for dey like 500pages if say I wrote about everyone I met till the end, I just concentrated on mysef mainly, hence u see me skiping some characters, anyway u can add me on whatsapp and ask about any of my characters u want to know about, I may even show u pixs if I still have them and tell u their where abouts, tanks
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:57am On Oct 21, 2014
Olajummylove:
please I have a question, i've always wondered this and now see this same thing in this story, I wanna ask if two children underage or in prepuberty engage in marital affairs as we saw above, what happens? Are there any medical complications or will the preteen guy also ejaculate as do older males? And as for the girl, from the story I know she must have not started seeing r period if not she'd have known the complications of such action. And also this story is way back so those kids must have not known anything like contraceptives (though I know kids of nowadays know a lot). Please Any one who knows about this should oase answer.
this ur question no hard na, we were preteens so expulsion no dey rich like matured person own so the risk was not that much, and who told you there were no contraceptives, this happened between 2001 and 2010 so I don't see any nowawadays stuff here
Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by vcume(f): 6:37pm On Apr 03, 2015
In writing your opening remark should always hold people spell bound.The first sentence can tell people if your story is going to be interesting or not.But anyway you are doing pretty well keep it up.

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