theSpark:

Wawa dan iska kawa. You no dey even shame for yoursf. Yeye pikin. Mtchew..*spits and coolly walks away*

Back to sender

mobuch:

Back to sender

u r a chaff man n very classless, it shows d kind of home u com from n d quality of ur education

Ask her husband.

Young man, I have some Bible preaching for you today:


“Today I fulfilled my vows,
and I have food from my fellowship offering at home.
15 So I came out to meet you;
I looked for you and have found you!
16 I have covered my bed
with colored linens from Egypt.
17 I have perfumed my bed
with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon.
18 Come, let’s drink deeply of love till morning;
let’s enjoy ourselves with love!
19 My husband is not at home;
he has gone on a long journey.
20 He took his purse filled with money
and will not be home till full moon.”
21 With persuasive words she led him astray;
she seduced him with her smooth talk.
22 All at once he followed her
like an ox going to the slaughter,
like a deer[a] stepping into a noose[b]
23 till an arrow pierces his liver,
like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life.

Beautiful, beautiful prose right there. The ancients were TIGHT!

tpapi: u r a chaff man n very classless, it shows d kind of home u com from n d quality of ur education

I think you need to ask your mother on what part of her body, u were delivered from, cos from your comment above, am pretty sure u were delivered thru your mother's anu*s. Idi*ot

Y yall abusing d young lad, I dnt knw y africans get distub by peoples problm......nigga needs an advice,if u cnt leave den stay mute,atlist d gal aint legally married if am correct.......bro jst find da'best shot 4 da'young lad n u v her......we all v crazy thoughts.......spare me those comments above

yemmit90:

See your life Mubuch? Were you not the same strong head mubuch who spent most of his times criticizing Ashawo mission on the other thread?

Bloody hypocrite, you better go back to the thread and apologize to the guys. Me think say your body don too full,you need to offload d thing shap shap.

yemi see me see wahala. one cant believe ds from mobuch. i mean hez always as upright as a stick. the last time this kinda thing happened, he sed his account was hacked. now what ds time around?

Boll2010: Y yall abusing d young lad, I dnt knw y africans get distub by peoples problm......nigga needs an advice,if u cnt leave den stay mute,atlist d gal aint legally married if am correct.......bro jst find da'best shot 4 da'young lad n u v her......we all v crazy thoughts.......spare me those comments above

God bless you my brother, u are among d few wise people on nairaland. I can now see that 95percent of nairalanders are little kids.

Is there any way i can deactivate my account here pls?

mobuch:

God bless you my brother, u are among d few wise people on nairaland. I can now see that 95percent of nairalanders are little kids.

Is there any way i can deactivate my account here pls?

hahahhaha bro I tink a demolition man wld b beta rather dan deactivation

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.



ANUOFIA!!!

LWKMD

babylolaroy:
yemi see me see wahala. one cant believe ds from mobuch. i mean hez always as upright as a stick. the last time this kinda thing happened, he sed his account was hacked. now what ds time around?

You dey mind mubuch,a pretender!

mobuch:

I think you need to ask your mother on what part of her body, u were delivered from, cos from your comment above, am pretty sure u were delivered thru your mother's anu*s. Idi*ot

jus like i said earlier on , ur comment shows d kind of home u com from n d quality of parental home upbringin u av. U r an enormous disgrace to d human race

tpapi: jus like i said earlier on , ur comment shows d kind of home u com from n d quality of parental home upbringin u av. U r an enormous disgrace to d human race

You are a bastar*d, i doubt if you know whose sperm gave birth to a non-entity like u. Smh#

mobuch:

So one cant get a simple advice from nairaland anymore

No wonder the age range polls reviewed a preponderance of teenagers on this site. So unfortunate. Smh#

stfu attention seeker! u sound like a lonely and depressed man. Pple who don't have a life outside nairaland tho...u come here and seek for cheap attention. Ur thread is now three pages, are u happy now?? Crap

i just need to wake up from a dream. mobuch isnt mobuch right nau. something has stung him in d head

booqee: stfu attention seeker! u sound like a lonely and depressed man. Pple who don't have a life outside nairaland tho...u come here and seek for cheap attention. Ur thread is now three pages, are u happy now?? Crap

Just reading dis from my office right now; laugh catch me so tey, i come begin mess, my colleagues dey find who mess right now

mobuch:

Just reading dis from my office right now; laugh catch me so tey, i come begin mess, my colleagues dey find who mess right now

stfu loser. yu are filthy and yu need people to say with yu on ur thread. its right dah yu r just an attention seeker. ok fine nau we v heard dah yu wanto av sex with a married woman. good idea. do it already nd lets rest. Aftarall since yu started ds thread she will be long gone nau. so enuf of ur trash already

babylolaroy:
stfu loser. yu are filthy and yu need people to say with yu on ur thread. its right dah yu r just an attention seeker. ok fine nau we v heard dah yu wanto av sex with a married woman. good idea. do it already nd lets rest. Aftarall since yu started ds thread she will be long gone nau. so enuf of ur trash already

U little girl, i dont want to get into exchange of words with you, cos if i do, u will hate yourself so much that u will commit suicide; mind your business and stay off my path, or if u insult me again, i will not just insult u, but i will insult your parents also, try me and lets start d war.

Karma eh....it sure bounces back.....i'l love to see the look on your face when you catch ur bestman sleeping with ur wife the same day she exchanged vows with you...*agbero pickin

Michyeddy: Karma eh....it sure bounces back.....i'l love to see the look on your face when you catch ur bestman sleeping with ur wife the same day she exchanged vows with you...*agbero pickin

gbam!

Michyeddy: Karma eh....it sure bounces back.....i'l love to see the look on your face when you catch ur bestman sleeping with ur wife the same day she exchanged vows with you...*agbero pickin

Of course, you women of 80's down to 1990's have a natural penchant for betrayal and infidelity, so even if it happens, its nothing new under d sun, as thats what all women of your generation including YOU are known for.

mobuch:


Of course, you women of 80's down to 1990's have a natural penchant for betrayal and infidelity, so even if it happens, its nothing new under d sun, as thats what all women of your generation including YOU are known for.

i wonder how you knew am included buh come to think of it.....after a very long time,u saw her and ur libido increased instantaneously......and am so sure u neva listened to half of what she was saying...you were busy xraying her with your eyes(neva knew you had super vision tho'or abi less vision)..even after u heard she's been paid for,ur libido still didnt decrease...*thinking*am forced to say man...u have a condition....

mobuch:

U little girl, i dont want to get into exchange of words with you, cos if i do, u will hate yourself so much that u will commit suicide; mind your business and stay off my path, or if u insult me again, i will not just insult u, but i will insult your parents also, try me and lets start d war.

Big man, its right dah ama little gal buh i am one with a mature mind. buh yu v lost ur own mind. insult my parents, i know dats ao yu talk to urs too

mobuch:

You are a bastar*d, i doubt if you know whose sperm gave birth to a non-entity like u. Smh#

u r a retarded infidel, if only they had used a condom, we would av been saved to know we av such a waste pipe like u in dis generation. U r a chaff man

tpapi: u r a retarded infidel, if only they had used a condom, we would av been saved to know we av such a waste pipe like u in dis generation. U r a chaff man

At least, they didnt use a condom, which means my birth was deliberate and planned for; but in your case, they used a condom, but along d line, d condom burst, and an imbe*cile like you was unleashed into the world; i was also informed that they tried to abort you, but unfortunately, she was 5mths pregnant when she discovered she had a BE*AST like u in her womb, which meant dat aborting u would have been suicidal.

Pls, i beg u in d name of god, go and drink rat poison, so dat you will die and save us d head ache of wasting scarce resources on an imbe*cile like you with absolutely no future. Modafurcker.

Beast of no Nation.

mobuch:

At least, they didnt use a condom, which means my birth was deliberate and planned for; but in your case, they used a condom, but along d line, d condom burst, and an imbe*cile like you was unleashed into the world; i was also informed that they tried to abort you, but unfortunately, she was 5mths pregnant when she discovered she had a BE*AST like u in her womb, which meant dat aborting u would have been suicidal.

Pls, i beg u in d name of god, go and drink rat poison, so dat you will die and save us d head ache of wasting scarce resources on an imbe*cile like you with absolutely no future. Modafurcker.

Beast of no Nation.

u r worst dan an iinfidel, u r stil a confirmed waste pipe in dis generation, if only they had used a ccondom, we would not av had mmuroons n rriffraffs like u on nland. U r a chaff man

tpapi: u r worst dan an iinfidel, u r stil a confirmed waste pipe in dis generation, if only they had used a ccondom, we would not av had mmuroons n rriffraffs like u on nland. U r a chaff man

It seems like u are jobless and u have no other life apart from nairaland. Well, i have a life and i have a job, so i will just ignore u from now on

mobuch:


It seems like u are jobless and u have no other life apart from nairaland. Well, i have a life and i have a job, so i will just ignore u from now on

if u r postin another topic on nland, make sure it is a sensible one

his head has been stung since childhood

I really think he is suffering from multi personality disorder.Is he a man or still a boy??

mobuch:
You are a big fool,"your first f_uck in the uk", i spent just 2 months in the uk in 2011, and i started fu_cking the white girls there after my second nite; i phucked about 15 hot british white girls and 7 black jamaican girls within 2months of my stay there; i was also in uk back in January for 2 weeks and i phucked 6 white girls there;not to mention about 200 hot scandinavian girls i phucked in Norway and sweden within my 3years stay there, with a very beautiful half-caste daughter to show for my sexcapades. Call my name in any of your posts again and i would invoke okija juju on you.

mobuch:
All of you children are all little learners; if you can apologise and be a polite good boy, i will give you escort sites where you can get hot white chicks for 50 to 100 quids for a nite. Oops, sorry i forgot u r just a broke bottom nigger student in Uk, dis sites are for VIPs like me.

mobuch:
SCAM ALERT; SCAM ALERT; SCAM ALERT


Fellow nairalanders, my account has been hacked.
Some scammer hacked my account and has been posting thrash on threads, please it is not me.

All the RECENT comments made in this section are not mine. Everybody here should take noote.

I AM STILL AGAINST THE NEGATIVE MORAL VALUES BEING PROPAGATED ON THIS THREAD, PLS ALL SHOULD TAKE NOTE.


SEUN OSEWA, HOW COME THIS IS HAPPENING ON NAIRALAND

THis is really serious and we may need to get help for him o

babylolaroy: i just need to wake up from a dream. mobuch isnt mobuch right nau. something has stung him in d head

jhydebaba: ur way


I love this instructional manual : D





OP, u don hear of thunderbolt aka magun

Na only three times u go somersault or u do kukuruku (crow) three times, finish, ur own don done be dat.

hahahhahahaha tell d idiot omo u don come ekiti

mobuch:


It seems like u are jobless and u have no other life apart from nairaland. Well, i have a life and i have a job, so i will just ignore u from now on

MOBUCH IS GAY

poweredcom:

MOBUCH IS GAY

Lol

desdichando: his head has been stung since childhood

I really think he is suffering from multi personality disorder.Is he a man or still a boy??








THis is really serious and we may need to get help for him o

to God who made me, am just as confused. the mobuch i know and even follow in ds NL isnt ds simpleton online nau..something is amiss nd he needs help