babylolaroy:
to God who made me, am just as confused. the mobuch i know and even follow in ds NL isnt ds simpleton online nau..something is amiss nd he needs help

The mobuch you know?! bwahahahahahaha!!! lwkmd

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

i too gbadun u

NIGHTFOX: Pls how much is original BB charger And is it true day hv reduced MTN's BIS?

original bb charger is #300,i.e if u can price wella buh if u be obo,its #1500-1000
mtn bis is stil dsame wat happened den was an error or bridge of network

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

WHAT DA F*CK ! 100% for creativity, another 100% for originality. Yuzedo, you too much.

U nid help on how 2 fornicate? U nid deliverance, beta leave d gal alone b4 ppl invoke Magun and Saponna on u

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.




ANUOFIA!!!

I wonder why this thread hasnt made it to the front page
What are these moronic moderators doing
Or is it because am a biafran

Abeg who knws the nearest madhouse so we could mubuch there.pls help him.

marvelling:

The mobuch you know?! bwahahahahahaha!!! lwkmd

its not funny sire. i knew him as virtous. its weird how pple change

mobuch:

I wonder why this thread hasnt made it to the front page
What are these moronic moderators doing
Or is it because am a biafran

so thats what you want. you should have just said so nau

mobuch:

I wonder why this thread hasnt made it to the front page
What are these moronic moderators doing
Or is it because am a biafran

go and check, its already on d front page. I wonder why d thread hasn't been locked already

This man think now!!! There are so many stop over @surulere... Along Adeniran Ogunsanya... Masa... Shitta... So what is ur problem....

Olojukokoro!!!

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.







ANUOFIA!!!

Rotflmao. Oh God...help me stop laffing.
@mobuch I have always known dat u are a he-rabbit. But surely dis is a new level for u.

v u slept with her now?

WHAT YOU SOW, YOU'LL DEFINITELY REAP

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.

















ANUOFIA!!!

Just ad my longest laugh session dis year. Mallam Yuzedo wan burst my belle wit laugh. My uncle just dey wonder wetin dey make me laugh

mobuch:

Hello fellow nairalanders, there is this girl dat grew up in my parents neigbourhood somewhere in surulere, i just met her today and she has grown so big and beautiful; i really need to bang her badly, but unfortunately her bride price has been paid for, please can anyone advise me on how to accomplish dis assignment

u want ur preek to shrink for lyf abiii mobuch mobuch mobuch how many tyms i call u? leave person wife oooo

una still dey alive

jhydebaba: ur way


I love this instructional manual : D





OP, u don hear of thunderbolt aka magun

Na only three times u go somersault or u do kukuruku (crow) three times, finish, ur own don done be dat.

U just made my day... Can't stop laughing

Haha bastard mobuch...na so u dey do...for here and u go dey preach for us...yeye idiot

poweredcom: Haha bastard mobuch...na so u dey do...for here and u go dey preach for us...yeye idiot

Your father is an armed robber criminal, the old hag you call your mother is a prostitute; you,u are a bastard. Take it from me

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

Buhahahahahahahahahahahah, *rotfl*...wtf?!...hahahahahahahahahahaha...dude, u wicked o..u don kill me already!

mobuch:


I wonder why this thread hasnt made it to the front page
What are these moronic moderators doing
Or is it because am a biafran

Sir, am sorry to say this... it could be that you are extremely wise or otherwise... think about that.

yuzedo:
Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

Crush alert. Ur cra** I swear