[b]BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving
you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years
& I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks
have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a
new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even
wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2
minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all
of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me
anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that
connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re
cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years,
although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve
been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining & griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last
week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You
look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not
to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just
borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this,
I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &
bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home
you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always
wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote
ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Culled From "Adult Humour"[/b]

When I thought the husband had some genuine reasons!

good one!

lol.... i lyk d wife.

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