Dear future wife,
Happy Sunday to you. I am sorry i haven’t talked about you on Nairaland of late, please don’t vex..i am hustling money to power our future together. In my first letter ( https://www.nairaland.com/1061193/how-future-wife-doing-right ) to you i asked a lot of questions. But 2 important questions i failed to ask were;
• Which church do you worship at?
• Are you in the pastoral care unit?
The first question isn’t very important, but if the answer to the 2nd question is yes, please change your group. Join the choir unit, ushering unit or better still children department, because i don’t what to hear any story that touches o! Neither do i want Ghost of days past to hunt us. I know you have admiration for your pastor, but please don’t let your admiration go overboard…Pastor is still flesh and blood o!. And if in the event you are forcefully drafted into the pastoral care unit, the only pastor you are allowed to ‘CARE’ for is a female minister.
Wifey, i am on my knees, and begging you please to read your bible yourself to identify and counter any manipulative manoeuvres geared toward exploring your female ‘members’. I am closer to you than you think and i will find you soon.
Ima mmi, I love you!

Wouldn't it be better for her to detest from attending any church at all, to avoid eventualities.

njideoby: Wouldn't it be better for her to detest from attending any church at all, to avoid eventualities.

She shouldn't forsake the gathering of brethren. She only needs to be wise.