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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:48pm On Nov 17, 2014
Making love is not Work it's pleasure see proof
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When I was an house boy in a house in Warri, my oga and his wife argued one day. Love making is pleasure! His wife said. Love making is work, my oga said. Love making is pleasure, his wife said. I don't blame you, oga said, you don't know what men are passing through.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/making-love-is-not-work-its-pleasure.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by hayorlad: 8:11am On Nov 18, 2014
A boy was jilted by his girlfriend for another guy. This guy feels it's a cheating and it ain't right, he therefore decided to fight for his right.......... See what happened to him in this video;

www.hypemylife.com/?p=2569
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 9:25am On Nov 18, 2014
THE QUALITY OF OUR MUSIC LYRICS
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Lyrics are a set of words that make up a song, usually consisting of choruses and verses(wikipedia). There is this general perception that musicians these days do not give much attention to the lyrical contents of their songs resulting in poor lyrics. Most people do not listen to wordings of songs either, they only dance along to the beats. If the beat is catchy and rhythmic we say the song is good. A couple of people were discussing this issue in an online forum and most of them were of the view that music lyrics nowadays has deteriorated to the extent that good and meaningful lyrics are hard to come by.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/quality-music-lyrics/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 9:34am On Nov 18, 2014
SECURITY THREATS
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“Listen to us Chief, if you don’t sign this agreement, we are afraid we cannot guarantee your safety in this city”. A tall man sitting at the extreme end of the long rectangular glass table said in a solemn voice to Chief Paul Ebenezer. “Are you threatening me? I am not signing this goddamn document!”

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/security-threats/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 9:45am On Nov 18, 2014
MONEY MAKING IDEAS 101
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Here are some money making tips for you. You can take them with a pinch of salt or with a cube of sugar. ***************** - Become a dating guru It is no secret that some people have a natural ability of attracting the opposite sex and are more successful at dating. There are guys who walk into a room, an occasion, a party etc and when they leave, they leave with twenty phones numbers gotten from the ladies in the room while others struggle to get a single phone number.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/money-making-ideas-101/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:08am On Nov 18, 2014
In Church How My Dad Made Offering Time Deliverance Time
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At Winners Chapel Ozoro branch where my dad worships, he was in church on sunday when after the preaching, the pastor asked if anyone wants to repent, he should come out. My father came out. So Papa Ofego, are you ready to give your life to Christ?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/in-church-how-my-dad-made-offering-time.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:30am On Nov 18, 2014
Murtala Mohammed Airport Lagos Relocates Abroad
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I was billed to perform in Port Harcourt sometime ago. My wife packed up my things, stuff enough food for me, and asked where I was going.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/murtala-mohammed-airport-lagos.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:43am On Nov 18, 2014
How Armed Robbers Sees Robbing
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So I was waylaid by an armed robber while returning from the ATM last night. He ordered me to surrender all the money I had on me. I was afraid and obeyed.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-armed-robbers-sees-robbing_18.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ayughanadanceo: 12:22pm On Nov 18, 2014
AN ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE
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It was a sweltering Friday afternoon with the sun burning at its peak sending heat waves across the atmosphere. University students sat inside the different reading halls in the University of Uyo library grateful for the cooling effect of the split unit air conditioners and ceiling fans. The library was filled to capacity. It was mid semester and the semester exams were only two six weeks away. Ken Johnson sat at a corner of the hall hunched over the pages of Principles of Pharmacology textbook lying on top of the reading desk. He had been reading for two hours resulting in a slight headache. He removed his medicated lenses, leaned back on the chair and glanced around at the room.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/escape-friend-zone/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:12pm On Nov 18, 2014
My Youngest Brother Regrets Passing His Exam
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Last term, my youngest brother Nedu who is still in secondary school asked my mum if he passes his exam, what would she buy him. My mum told him she'll buy him anything he wishes. Lol, at the end of the term.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/my-youngest-brother-regrets-passing-his.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 4:34am On Nov 19, 2014
SWEARING-IN DAY
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The senator-elect took a few deep breaths and tried to calm the pounding in his chest. This was it! This was the final stage. He sat, looking outwardly calm in his pure white lace material, gold watch, gold necklace and a heavily encrusted gold ring on his index finger. His shoes shone with a resplendence that was unequaled even among his peers. He exuded his own sweet atmosphere, the perfume he was wearing had been ordered from Italy the day before.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/swearing-in-day/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 6:08am On Nov 19, 2014
THE MODERNIZATION OF MY FAMILY
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I am driving in my car with my wife Sheila and we are on our way to Akwa ibom international airport to pick up Jason who is on a three weeks summer visit to Nigeria. Jason is 19 years old, he lives in New York city, USA. He is Sheila’s nephew and this is his first visit to Nigeria in 10 years. My wife Sheila was born and bred in Texas USA. She came to Nigeria when her parents relocated down here with their family about 10 yrs ago. I met her through a mutual friend.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-modernization-of-my-family/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 6:17am On Nov 19, 2014
LOVE IN A PORTRAIT
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It was a cool Saturday evening in my art studio and I was in high spirits. Emem sat cross-legged on the black reclining chair facing the side window of the room. She was posing for her portrait drawing. I held the paint brush tightly and gazed into her eyes as i traced the outline of her face on the canvas. My hands were shaky while my heart thumped away. I had never been so nervous while working on a client’s portrait. Emem was not like all other clients of mine. She was THE CLIENT.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/love-in-a-portrait/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Macles: 6:27am On Nov 19, 2014
NOW THAT NIGERIA IS EBOLA FREE
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I am munching on a piece of N200 Suya that i bought from the mallam at the street corner this evening. It tastes so nice! Do you want some? Before today, i haven’t eaten Suya since August because of the Ebola scare.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/now-nigeria-ebola-free/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:49am On Nov 19, 2014
Evil Comedian Episode 17
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Mama is fine, Nfelo replied, helping them to carry their bags as they walked into the community. She has been expecting you, Nfelo revealed. How did she know I was coming? Ofego asked, surprised. She saw you coming in the dream last night, in short, she has prepared enough delicacies for you.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-17.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:06am On Nov 19, 2014
Sufferings I Didn't know I Could Escape From This Woman's House
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Upset, I went to a bar across the street and ordered for a drink. I was seriously upset. What is the problem? The bar man Sanko asked. Sanko, It's a long story. Hmm! I don't even know where to start from. I met a beautiful woman today, and she invited me to her house. We took off our clothes and jumped into bed. Just when we were about to make love her husband showed up through the front door.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/sufferings-i-didnt-know-i-could-escape.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:33am On Nov 19, 2014
Hopeless Hope From A Doctor Sends This Old Man To A Coma
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My grandpa went for a heart surgery sponsored by my uncle, Uncle Charles. As grandpa was being rolled to the theater. Doctor, I'm scared, he said, I've never done this before and I heard it has killed alot of people.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/hopeless-hope-from-doctor-sends-this.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:56am On Nov 19, 2014
Father Beats Son For Disrupting Get Together With Wife In Bed At Night
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Today, I remember a short time ago when I used to teach in a private nursery school. A pupil of mine had come to class in the morning like this with trademark on his face. What happened? I asked. Uncle,

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/father-beats-son-for-disrupting-get.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:26pm On Nov 19, 2014
Church Elder Stops And Made A U-Turn From Adultery Road On Hearing Wife's Prayer
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An elder in our church told his wife on a friday morning that he was going to a three day deliverance conference. His wife said, okay, that they should pray before he leaves. He agreed.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/church-elder-stops-and-made-u-turn-from.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:43pm On Nov 19, 2014
The Solution To Mouth Odour That Has Been Destroying Relationships Worldwide
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I seriously pondered on why my mother never allowed me to suck her breast when I was a baby. My mother's sister, Auntie Oke had told me my mother would rather squeeze the milk into a bottle and feed me from it. In nursery school, while my mates came to school with food flasks of assorted food, my mother stuff my school bag with ChocoMilo urging me to take one each, after every hour.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/the-solution-to-mouth-odour-that-has.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Shollay20(m): 2:05pm On Nov 19, 2014
You dey here my brother weldone
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:15pm On Nov 19, 2014
Shollay20:
You dey here my brother weldone
Na me dey here o honourable, welcome
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Shollay20(m): 8:50pm On Nov 19, 2014
njuwo:
Na me dey here o honourable, welcome


I will soon reach you...........
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:32pm On Nov 19, 2014
Shollay20:



I will soon reach you...........
Okay
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Fantadiallo: 7:05am On Nov 20, 2014
Vaginal odor and how to treat it with home remedies
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Vaginal odor which is often accompanied by itchiness in the vagina, Redness, swollen (in some cases) and fishy or rusty smell is a common problem among females. Vaginal odor is nothing but an unpleasant odor that comes from the vagina. It can be caused due to bacterial or yeast infection, sexually transmitted disease and even due to poor hygiene/sanitation. Vaginal odor can be really embarrassing;

Read more: http://.com/home-remedies-for-vaginal-odor
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lonelypath: 8:33am On Nov 20, 2014
Face Lift - Alternative Natural Ideas You Need To know
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Facelift procedures is an effective way to improve appearance and boost self- confidence. As the quest to always remain young and beautiful with youthful look continues to grow, many women end up.

Read more: http://.com/face-lift-alternative-natural-ideas-need-know
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 8:40am On Nov 20, 2014
Babies Skin – What You Need To Know
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Babies skin needs to be taken care of. The joy of every parent is to have a child. But the complete joy comes when you know that your child is well and healthy. Taking care of baby’s skin and general well-being could be very challenging as we have to be their mind, eyes and even their feelings. If your child has rashes or any skin problem, believe me nobody would like to carry the baby when you go out. You as the parent(s) will also lack the self-esteem.

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES SKIN

I am going to be as plain and straight forward as possible and also teach you what works for me and my baby. First of all,

Read more: http://.com/babies-skin-what-you-need-to-know-about-babies-skin
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:35am On Nov 20, 2014
He Thinks I Am A Fool For Telling Him The Truth In Learning How To Drive
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It was on saturday I bought my car. Sunday evening I was learning how to drive and saw a friend standing by the roadside. I offered him a lift and as he entered he was surprised to see me hanging a signboard on my neck in which letter 'L' was boldly written on it to signify I'm a learner.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/he-thinks-i-am-fool-for-telling-him.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:53am On Nov 20, 2014
Fulani Herdsman Becomes A Doctor
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A fulani herdsman in our locality was in our community's school field feeding his cows and noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He picked up his Nokia torch.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/fulani-herdsman-becomes-doctor.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:04am On Nov 20, 2014
What You Get From Hiding Things On Your Phone From Your Partner
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I was watching the Nigeria Versus South Africa match with a friend Ese, in his house at the parlour. Darling, give me your phone for a second. His wife came from the room and requested.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/what-you-get-from-hiding-things-on-your.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Love2sing: 12:35pm On Nov 20, 2014
Causes of Bed Wetting in Children
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And I went to buy fresh tomatoes in the morning from the kiosk around my house, guys you need to see how this woman was pouncing on her 4 year old daughter.

Read more: http://.com/causes-of-bed-wetting-in-children
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:48pm On Nov 20, 2014
This Is Why Some Husbands Avoid Questions From Their Wife
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My dad and mum were in the sitting room watching T.V the movie has just ended. Hmm, sweetheart, mum called. Yes! Dad replied. Will you get married again if I die?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/this-is-why-some-husbands-avoid.html?m=1

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