chaircover:

No more; I'm done thank you very much

Go into the world and multiply, that was the command oh

chaircover:

. . . . . so what are you waiting for?

i will make sure i have like 6 . . . . so u can have one or 2 to make up for teh 2 times that Uncle Chaircover wasnt around for the birth, i am sure he will be glad to make it up. . . . and i promise to be at the naming ceremony too, and i will allow u to even name one Fhemmmy.

All this advocating,if e wan enter e go enter

Ejadamen:

All this advocating,if e wan enter e go enter

Will you join me in prayers for chaircover, that she will get more chair to cover?

chaircover:

Dont mind Femi O! He is just gassing

He wants 6 and he hasnt even started.

remember the octo-Mom?
So i can get all the 6 at once now. . . .called getting 6 for the price of one.

chaircover:

From my own personal experience I will say NO . .  never again.

My husband didnt manage to make it to hospital with in time with my second and I had my daughter within 15 minutes of getting to the hospital with no fuss and no pain releif at all.

The first was a different story and he was nearly fainting, throwing up, arguing with the midwife, he was distracting and because he was scared & nervous, I became scared too. In the end the midwife chased him out 

my luv 4 u is increasing daily, kindly tell them biko

na2day?:

my luv 4 u is increasing daily, kindly tell them biko

back off, i know uncle chaircover, where is my shaka

shey i don tell u no b4?

na2day?:

my luv 4 u is increasing daily, kindly tell them biko

Fhemmmy:

back off, i know uncle chaircover, where is my shaka

my friend, if u value your life make u no try drag chaircover with me ooo! 

~Sissy~:

hello sweet heart, i meant loff not luv. it was a slip of my keyboard 

na2day?:

my friend, if u value your life make u no try drag chaircover with me ooo! 


hello sweet heart, i meant loff not luv. it was a slip of my keyboard 

loff, luv, loffvv all of 'em na d same tin. tell me another lie jare

~Sissy~:

loff, luv, loffvv all of 'em na d same tin. tell me another lie jare

hold on, make i check chapter 7 in my book of lies~~~~ha! na Yusuff talk say make i say am on hin behalf

hmmm. . . . so u have a secret book of lies . no wonder

~Sissy~:

hmmm. . . . so u have a secret book of lies . no wonder

me? nooooo! i just borrowed the queen james version of the bible from yusuff so as to read u a verse in it

Yes they should be allowed in so they know how hard it is for the woman.

na2day?:

my friend, if u value your life make u no try drag chaircover with me ooo! 


hello sweet heart, i meant loff not luv. it was a slip of my keyboard 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
No worry Uncle Chaircover will email u blow and i will be the one to help him sef.

chaircover:

Na2day I have a funny feeling that Sissy is going to clobber you on the head with a 5 inch stiletto heal and albeit it is well deserved, I don’t think you want that to happen to you on the first day of the weekend

As for the book of lies, put a price on it and see how many thousands of copies you will sell on this lovely Nairaland of ours in seconds.

You could soon be buying a whole street in Lekki.

girl, u have a point, i could be rich in no time. i knew there was a reason why i fell in love with u [size=3pt]plz dont tell sissy ooo[/size]

Fhemmmy:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
No worry Uncle Chaircover will email u blow and i will be the one to help him sef.

i get spam blocker

na2day?:

i get spam blocker

ok oh, u on your own

Fhemmmy:

ok oh, u on your own

e don tey no bi 2day!

na2day?:

e don tey no bi 2day!

Lol

Yes and fhemmy dont ask me why

Kunbee:

Yes and fhemmy dont ask me why

If you dont want me asking why, then, give reasons and not just some half bake answer

Cos we make the baby together and we must be there together

You mean u need someone to bite when the pain in unbearable.
What if he faint?

Good radiance to bad rubbish, did he faint when we were humping and by the way i am not going to marry a sissy

even a hunk cld collapse when he see a big head coming thru

Good for him

Kunbee:

Good radiance to bad rubbish, did he faint when we were humping and by the way i am not going to marry a sissy

English language is the worse for it on these boards.

Yes now, and while you screaming, he is shouting too.
that would be termed . . . .Kunbe and Mr Kunbe part One

davidylan:

English language is the worse for it on these boards.

David deyin leyin mi oo

Fhemmmy:

Yes now, and while you screaming, he is shouting too.
that would be termed . . . .Kunbe and Mr Kunbe part One

Where you dey get ideas from