Being a gentleman never goes out of style, in fact
its the best thing that could happen to a guy after FIFA
14, that is. But what is a gentleman without a femme
fatale? Sadly many guys of all brain sizes make some
really bad decisions when it comes to talking to girls,
especially the ones they really like. So I have a come
up with this little piece to give you one less thing to
worry about in life. You can thank me later
.
(1) Don't stare or ogle at a girl uncontrollably.sure this
girl is 'the most beautiful goddess I've ever seen', yes,
she is more beautiful that the evening sunset, yet that
does not give you the license to fix your retinas at
her.she will not only find that creepy and uncomfortable
but it gives off the impression that you are a desperado.
Subtle glances are a lot more appealing.
(2) Dont be double sided like a casette. In other words,
don't lie to impress a girl. Sure we see movies where a
girl gets impressed with all the trouble the guy had to
go through for her but then again that's why its a
movie.Be real to yourself and eveyone around you.If
you lie that you have a Bugatti, trust me she might
definitely want a cruise in that buggati soon.
(3) Keep ur language simple and PG-13.So I have this
friend who thinks he could impress girls with a wide
vocabulary of swear words and guess what, suprisingly
girls run away from him. Using swear words is never
cool especially when you are with a girl. It tends to give
them this feeling that you are aggressive and that's a
step backward. A solution to this could be expanding
your vocabulary.
(4) Hygiene: *sighs*... O my, a lot of guys are culprits on
this one. There is nothing more repulsive to a girl than
a guy with body or mouth odour. Infact this single flaw
could liquidate all ur efforts and strain ur relationship
wit the opposite sex. Do whatever you have to do to
stay clean. I think this is pretty clear enough
(5) Your style of dressin matters a lot... Being a
gentleman doesn't actually equate dressing in a suit or
tie but it is very neccesary not to dress out of line... I
know many guys have their unique sense of style but
sagging is NEVER cool... It is actually repulsive to most
girls. Sadly, most guys ignore this and they end up
pulling a 'Lil wayne' in d worst place possible: a class of
Law students
(6) Gurls love scholars-smart, intelligent people with a
purpose in life. However, if you want to impress a girl
NEVER try to act smarter than you actually are. You
might (most definitely will) end up making a fool out of
yourself. For example, stop asking all too obvious
questions in class, there better and more effective ways
to do dat. Try gettin straight A's in your next exam
instead. This 'I-too-Know' syndrome will only put you in
the lecturer's bad books, and will probably portray you
as someone who cannot reason out things with his
brain.
(7) Exercise patience: I might sound like a Pastor here,
but patience is really neccesary.You meet this girl on
Facebook, and you've had sleepless nights because of
her. Big deal.Do not rush things when dealing with her.
Patience is a virtue here. Keep the conversation simple
and things will fall naturally into place. NEVER, I repeat
NEVER send amorous messages to a girl you just met
on Facebook or Twitter, not only will she ignore you,
she'ld tell her friends and probably everyone else too.
So don't be too surprised to see a picture of your
message trending as a big joke on Twitter.
( Say the right thing at the right time: You finally got a
girl to go to dinner with you on a first date. You are so
excited and you don't wanna mess things up by saying
the wrong things. Lemme give you a hint. You could
talk about everything in the world but don't talk about
her body. Leave her big tummy alone,ignore her giant
mole (or beauty mark as she might want to call it), and
keep things simple.Girls love flattery but even that has
a limit.Don't ask too many questions at a time,its a first
date not an interview session.
(9) Bbm-blackberry messenger..in this side of the
world,bbm is more used than dictionaries (I stand to be
corrected). Socially,it is a very useful gadget in meeting
up. If you re chatting with a girl and eventually u ask for
her contact, she would probably decline the first time (if
she has worth). As a guy don't panic. Infact the little trick
here is to quickly act like nothing ever happened.here's
a quick re-enactment:
Boy:can u give me your numba so I could give you a
call sometime.
Girl: I am sorry, but I don't give my number to
strangers.
STOP!!! Don't do this:
Boy: I am not a stranger,I could be the number one
guy in your life if you jst give me the chance. (OR) Do I
wanna eat ur number. Why can't you just trust me.
Rather just act in line:
Boy: ok dats true though, anyway what have u been
up to lately.
Don't ask her for number again and I bet you she would
bring back the topic herself
(10) This next one is a bit raunchy but trusts me it
happens to a lot of guys. You see this hot girl and you
just can't resist approaching her, but alas there's a
problem. You have a boner!. Keep your dirty mind in
check. A responsible girl who notices that will be
automatically turned off and your chances blown away.
(11) Every girl loves a funny guy; "that guy that makes
me smile", "that boy who makes my day" etc.
However,you should always know the limit as a guy. if
a girl tells you are funny, enjoy that feeling. If she tells
you are a clown, that's badnews. You might just end up
in the friendzone as her personal jester.Don't try forcing
your jokes on her if she doesn't understand, just let it
go. And also important, don't tell dirty jokes, sure it
worked for the family guy, but this is reality. It could
easily sell you off as a pervert and am sure you dont
wanna give off that kind of impression.
I could go on and on about what you should and
should not do but I think this would suffice. If a girl
rejects you it doesn't neccesarily mean you did
something wrong though you just have to examine
yourself. Ultimately being male is a matter of birth.
Being a man is a matter of age. But being a Gentleman
is a matter of choice.

In addition to the above, there are little things that EVERY girl expects from ANY guy who approaches or 'blocks' her. Read:

The Things Guys Should NEVER do When Relating with Girls
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@Op, Nice one

Don't brag
its a turn off

Make sure you spit, cough and sneeze while talking to her...gals luv it alot.

Haywhymido: @Op, Nice one

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